ITT: we make the perfect video game.
I'll start.
>developed by CDPR
ITT: we make the perfect video game
developed by Yas Forums and everyone's really nice to each other during development
I think you meant
>Developed by FromSoft
>CDPR
kek not after the cyberpunk fiasco
>the sequel is by a different company, and retcons all of CDPR's shitty ideas
why? so they try to add a bunch of mechanics only to cut them 3 months before release?
You said perfect not absolute garbage, good job ruining your own thread
this
>developed by FromSoft
>delayed 5 times so that when it does finally release it is polished to hell and back and not content has been cut
ok, fine, let's go with FromSoft
Japanese VAs only, where the player automatically learns Japanese.
i think we're on path to making an rpg. What genre should it be?
Porn
as in a visual novel with porn? or something like honey select?
Porn RPG
ahahahaha its not even out
you people are funny
Developed by Atlus
anime art style
Death punishes you
Combat system made by platinum
alright, is there combat, or do you just go around leveling your stats by fucking girls?
Pay-to-win.
Every level has ice physics
It's a rape game you have to subdue the girls before fucking them to level up your rape stats
action rpg with platinum combat where you get to fuck cute girls. just imagine.
>we make the perfect video game.
Well we can't make another last of us, so let's start out by using furries
Sorry but Yas Forums doesn't have the mental capacity to make a video game. I mean it. Only Yas Forums is dumber than Yas Forums as this graph shows
>/k/ that high
>fromsoft designed porn armor
kino
adv should be lower
r9k should be lower
fit should be higher
lol retarded graph
>fit should be higher
>implying
>character design and art by Shinkawa
It's about the right place imo
/gif/ is 90% drooling retards screaming sauce lmao
Yas Forums's slightly higher than that
>Written by Hideo Kojima
what even is this game? combat system, setting, and plot be dammed. at least we're getting some good porn.
who is directing the game, though? i was thinking of Kamiya
but I like you guys. I believe that even if we don't have what it takes, surely we can at least make someone out there have a good laugh!
Kamiya's a faggot, so I guess he is a perfect fit for a Yas Forums game.
>It isnt fun
>surely we can at least make someone out there have a good laugh!
If you want to make Reddit laugh at you guys, be my guest
dark souls 2 with dark souls 3 graphics and animation quality
>VAs
cringe.
giant titties!
>character design and art by yoji shinkawa
Cringe. gtfo kojima
>porn game
>Japanese VA
What direction? JAV or eroge
How about we make an actually good game?
>developed by Rockstar Games
>richly detailed open world game with multiple areas of exploration
>stealth is a big mechanic
>realistic injury physics
>VAs
cool story bro
You mean the fiasco that there is a day and night cycle? Or the fiasco that the woman on the box isn't as attractive as you wanted her to be?
dunno about Yas Forums but heres my game idea
an underwater mmorpg which tries to recreates evolution, kind of like the first phase in spore but with more game mechanics and in 3D
you start as a single cell organism and if you wanna be a giant whale like creature, you slowly work your way up from there
a combination of dwarf fortress and AI dungeon
Get the fuck out of here tierzoo
>actually good game
>developed by Rockstar
Choose one
Already a hard pass.
developed by ea sports big pre ssx on tour
>open world survival crafting game
>you can fuck traps
Just make a high budget Made in Abyss game, don't let Bandai Namco have their hands on it.
>Nations at war
>Simulation MMO
>Google earth
>Civilization/HoI-5 meta-game
>Ace combat for ships and airplanes and their associated sensors/weapons.
>Divisional blobs with organic elements that interact with the ace combat part, governed by an uber complex land combat engine to accurately simulate dynamics when red/blue divisions smash into each other.
>license and continually develop it to the defense department for mondo-money
>Socialist utopia
>whole city is filled with BLACKED billboard
>MC is a Gay disabled jew with a prosthetic elbow (yes, just the elbow)
>dragon dildos are used as money
>game plot is to infiltrated Nintendo HQ and Hire That Man
>antagonist is an american morgel whos constantly calling you faggot and tells you to gitgud, he also works at Sony
>implying they'd touch it with all the pedo shit
It would be a pretty interesting game, just really weird that the mangaka feels the need to put a full page nude spread of characters at the back of each volume. Even more surprising is that that shit actually makes it to store shelves.