Look Gordon, ropes!

>smacks lips

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He's the only one who can't make the scientists voice.

You'll never be barrell-boy.

Useful until you're low on ammo and then you take one without realizing it.

youtu.be/lP1dkqX5BTM?t=2594

truly a hero

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>when the G-Man appears out of nothing

Gotta give it to those guys, they put some effort on this shit.

Speaking of valve-comments, reminds me that appereantly valve thought that the Hoop you see fall at the end of portal, after you end up on the surface, would become a popular dank meme.

>make sure no harm to my progeny

10 bucks it's Tommy

The most disgusting enemy ever designed. I literally stopped playing this game because these things make my skin crawl.

youtube.com/watch?v=E2vfsoFTDGc

Honestly the best to come out of HL memes. Nothing else comes close.

OM NOM NOM NOM

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The betrayal was actually shocking. Dr coomer is a piece of shit

But he redeemed himself.... for now.

They don't even work like this. Fucking vore fetishists.

Well on HL1 they just ate your head, on HL2 they swallow your entire body.

Both versions kill the person. Neither gulps them up whole.

Yesterday I was playing Opposing Force and I had no fucking idea what to do in the elevator section, until I realized that
> Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use those for big pits!

definitely headcrabs
just look up the zombies sounds played backwards

You DID play Boot Camp, didn't you?

On HL2 they swallow the body.

youtube.com/watch?v=QVlldpHTtPo

I know that.
The fact that you're literally alive and not having control over your body must be the worst experience.
I'd rather just have my dick cut off by the Combine.

oh no... oh no no no I GOT TOO COCKY GOLDSRCBROS, OH FUCK OH DEAR FUCKING GOD HELPPPPP

You just heard him flatline BEFORE he gulped him.

Oh yeah that's true.
But the in the HL1 they were still alive when the barnacle gets him, in HL2 they get killed when snatched probably because of engine limitation IMO.
Could be wrong.

Don't... don't make this into a wojack shitpost. Just acknowledge you missed out on a crucial training segment featuring Duke fucking Nukem.

Engine limitation or not, I maintain barnacles don't work like that fetishist wishes they do.

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Why are you so bitter?

I guess you could read that post with a bitter attitude. I don't really care as deeply as you seem to think I do.

I am growing stronger Gordon!

I prefer hl1 version where you just explode into gory bits

I'm just saying that it would make sense for them victim bo be swallowed since it would be similar to what happens in HL1.
Then you come in with this retarded "hurr vore" shit, makes you look obsessed over it.

user, this all started when someone posted fetish art. Are you really going to suggest was just fan art and nothing else?

Yes, it was me, i took it randomly from google thanks for 4chanX.

You are so naive. So innocent. This is basic-ass vore fetish art. Someone drew this with the sole intent of masturbating to it. I envy your ability to not understand.

I wonder what the exact anatomy of a barnacle is. They must be burrowed deeper in to the surface they're hanging from, probably where their stomach is.

I can't wait for all the barnacle vore we're going to get with HL:Alyx

Ok ok you're a darkinternetedgeknowner_1337, but next time don't act all bitchy over a picture, makes you look silly.

HALF LIFE WAS NEVER GOOD

I think they just shreds you body desu, that's how i always imagined.

If Op4 is canon (it isn't) we know what you see is what you get. There's no hidden portion of the creature. But that's probably canon regardless of Op4.

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I seriously dont get the motion sickness meme. Are the people who get sick from this shit all non-gamers or something?

I think Op4 is canon, people just get all angry over it just for the sake of contrarianism, because the game and the MC, Shephard were popular.

I bet you 10 coins that if that wasn't the case, people wouldn't give a shit.

Still the denial act, huh? Alright.

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literally this!

Do you have a VR headset?

I have the old vive one. I never had any issue with it playing Pavlov or Super Hot. My problem was getting fucking sweat all over the headset if I used it more than half an hour

Denial of what?
Why are you post smug anime faces?

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Should I know something before going the the Half Life DLCs?

How do we deal with the Dr.Coomer clones problem?

index owner here
just spend 5h playing saint&siners, no sickness at all

Uhhh, just play the original game.

Some people just get it i guess, maybe they aren't hardcore gamers as yourselves ;)

I'm just tired of dealing with you, dude. You posted fetish art, and to save face or maybe have an epic lul accused me of imagining it. And now you're dragging it out. Just give it a rest.

that they are overrated shit

based no hl game is good.

Race X and the events of Op4 were stated to be non-canon. I forget by whom, maybe it was Laidlaw.

Do all the training segments, because OP4 especially introduces entire new gimmicks. Plus Op4 has boot camp, which is awesome.

and legit broken, I've been stuck inside the elevator lifts and raped by the dogs. After that I learned you can store a primed grenade by switching to a gun, so I can suicide bomb anyone by switching back to the grenade slot and then I explode

how'd they even get on the ceilings anyway