Why are elves always the strongest race in Vidya Yas Forums?

Why are elves always the strongest race in Vidya Yas Forums?

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They literally always lose to orcs, big black guys, or ugly old men. How could they possibly be the strongest?

I want a pretty elf wife to cherish and love so bad

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Why are they the most sexualized?

because gigantic cocks aren't a race.

The strongest in making cocks enraged, yes.

I hate elves in games

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because dagger ears are fucking hot

They all go insane, get addicted to mana, or cheat on you with demons. I'm so fucking tired of elves.

around elves watch yourselves

elves are a kind and gentle race

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Knife ears are responsible for the vast majority of calamities in any work of fiction they're present in.

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This

>high elf

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This but with a drow dominatrix.

But that loves you dearly and would never harm you seriously, right?

>concubine
>degenerate (male) meme
pick one, or is he going to cuck you and impregnate your wife or something?

I can't recall them fucking up excessively in divinity and warhammer fantasy.
Sure Malekith was a little bitch, but Mazdamundi's slann jam on the dwarfs and Nagash being Nagash were far worse in the long run.

Fair enough for 40k though

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i need an elf bad brehs

What's this from again?

Gordon Ramsay’s trip into DnD

Dungeon Meshi.
It's an obvious edit though.

elves are pure sex

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where did the "elves are sluts" meme come from

MOMMY

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Yes. As much as I like bad girls, I want a proper wholesome marriage.

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Elves are good for one thing and one thing only

innocent, loving headpats

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Elves are filthy creatures. Stay away.

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and taking worgen knots

based

dude longbottom leaf lmao

My negro
Bad girls that turn good for their loved ones, but that still have that bad girl spice are the best

>Twice
What's the point unless your breaking a hymen.

God I wish that were me petting the elf

Fuck elves

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I wish I could
lovingly and consensually

No idea...

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built for BGC

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This game was actually a fucking fantastic idea, it's a shame the actual gameplay was almost painfully mediocre

mommy

Tits too obese

I prefer traditional western elves (this does not mean BioWare or Bethesda or other SJW rags).

How do I make the pain go away, Yas Forums?

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>500260028
No (you), faggot

>Dwarves: can drink anyone under the table
>Elves: can't make it through half a pint without turning horny and incoherent
>Humans: don't need ale to be horny and incoherent but they drink it anyway

god that's hot

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Elves are always a setting star, a declining or stagnant civilization grudginly watching as humans take their place.
They symbolize overt spiritualism and focus on wisdom, so they just sit in their groves singing until the world passes them over.
Dwarves on the other hand symbolize rampant technology, materialism and focus on intelligence. Which is why the two never get along.

Elves are the purest

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based radical centrist humans merging both technology and the spiritual

Elves care most about the citizens of the elf-country

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based

this but with big tiddied elf mommies and one shota

>Not both

I hate Lulu

Anti elf propaganda

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this desu, all elfs are pure and built for pure cock only

I prefer orc girls

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