For any of you fuckers like me who haven't played this game yet, it's free on steam

For any of you fuckers like me who haven't played this game yet, it's free on steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/203160/Tomb_Raider/

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shit game,
and it's free all the time anyway

>shit game
Fair enough, 120,000 people say otherwise though.

garbage game totally devoid of originality

I want to fuck Lara.

It's an okay game. Sequel is a bit better. Better than Uncharted. Haven't played the third one.
I think the main problem is all the collectathon bullshit. A bunch of useless checklists just so you can get more XP and crafting items.

Insertion bad, impalement okay.

Played for like 20 mins
>Corridor levels
>Constant QTEs
>Batman magic vision
And that was in the very first minutes of the game, i dont think im putting more time on it.

>Tomb Raider
>The Tombs and Raiding is optional
>The puzzles in them rival "What about that card" in terms of thought process required to solve them
This game is so shit I wouldn't even recommend it even if it's free. Completely generic TPS/Cutscene simulator

Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris is also free on Steam and it's so much better than this garbage

I find Rise a step down exactly because of the collectathon. It gates items behind later gadgets so you'll have to fast travel back later. You also need to farm if you want all the upgrades. 2013 can be 100% without fast travelling if you're thorough in each area before moving on. I suppose that makes 2013 a one-and-done game but that's exactly the right 20h game for a giveaway.

It's like Uncharted but boring

its ok
has the hottest lara out of the new games

120,000 people are normie trash then

Based.

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>I hate tombs!

After playing this i've come to the conclusion the devs who made it honestly just wanted to hatefuck Lara. They ironically reduced her from a badass strong woman into a sniveling, weak girl who has to keep giving herself self-help pep-talks in between suddenly a quick QTE if you fail you get raped & die.

It's not better than Uncharted because Uncharted characters are way better and if I'm gonna play a movie game I'll play one where i actually like the characters

Rather be normie trash than a perpetually buttherd nerd

I know someone had an impalement fetish for 2013 and someone had a choking fetish for Rise. Just started Shadow so I don't know what's its kink.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS NEW LARA IS A SIGN OF FEMALE EMPOWERMENT, OLD LARA WAS THE SEXIST ONE!

same here, stopped after bow&arrow tutorial
is this what all those 3rd person console games are like?

Garbage QTE fest with a small titted Lara.

I got it because you don't refuse a free meal, but i don't think i'll play it.

Release windowfag here, it was mediocre

>Better than Uncharted
Lol no

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So you leave it rotting on the platter?

I loved that game. I never played the sequels for some reason. Killing is satisfying. Good gameplay.

Enjoying Temple of Osiris a lot more.

Well lucky you.

If you like Temple of Osiris I'd recommend getting Temple of Light as well. It's only 2$ right now and honestly a way better game

>Temple of Light
*Guardian of Light

Had a friend who was trying to get me into it a while back but I ignored him. Honestly will likely get it when I'm done with Osiris now.

Nice, I love free things.

the new tomb raider games are praised for treating lara like she's not some kind of sex symbol, yet she is almost always soaking wet and writhing in those tight clothes

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bad opinion

no epicbros wtf

>steamdrones
This, i sadly bought this game and this is BY FAR, the worst tomb raider I've ever played. nothing original, just lame ass cutscenes, shit story, slogging maps, corridors sprinkled with shit QTE like gameplay. even uncharted had more exploring than this.

IF the devs spent as much attention to animating and sculpting lara's ASS they would have made a good game.

>hasnt played uncharted
why lie? I could argue that tomb raider 2 is better than UC2, but you're just making an ass out of yourself.

The story and characters are terrible in both franchises.
But at least Tomb Raider has actual mechanics and allows the player to fail, Uncharted is polished down to a nub where anything that the developer hasn't scripted for is strictly off-limits.

No thanks. Wouldn't get it even if you paid me.

see Tomb Raider for all its faults still feels like a video game.

QTE's: the game
Uncharted 1-4 have WAY more gameplay than this POS. Just stop lieing on the internet, you're anonymous. just come clean, you haven't played UC. It's no biggie. Just borrow a ps3 from a m8, he'll have UC2 and play it. Then you'll notice just how much of a shitty knockoff TR is. It should have just stayed with its own thing. the previous reboots were fine, and the originals actually stood the test of time. This one is just a major disappointment. only the animation and texturing is nice. That's literally the only positive thing about this 'game'.

Is Uncharted free somewhere?

anyone with a psplus account past few months has all 3 remastered. just ask anybody with a ps4 to bororw said ps4. play it for a couple of days, and have fun.

You have to pay me to play that shit

>Better than Uncharted
>better than the absolute trash
wow still amaze me how low Naughty dog went after Jak

And get coronavirus in the process? No thanks!

I just want the next Animopron

oh yeah, I forgot that we live in the timeline where 99% of the world is suffering from mass hysteria

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you'd have to pay me to play that

Don't you ever get tired of being angry at everything?

Played it yesterday and finished today.
It's not too bad but very casual, even on hard. The environments are alright, reminded me a lot of RE5 nigger slums. More big boss fights and more and harder puzzles would have been appreciated.

>got it for $5 years ago
>never played it

youtu.be/wf2X3wYcgho
Remember the shit multiplayer of this game?

The game of the year version is free on the square enix store

game so shit that it's not worth even downloading it for free

it's worth it for free cause your time is worthless

Never knew Fifa was the best game ever

gave it a thumbs down, to show you that shilling your shit channel has no purpose here.

>white knighting a videogame
this is a new low

Yeah, why are Unchartedfags like this?

>piratefags have shit tastes
Why am I not surprised

>Uncharted
another game I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole even if they paid me to

i finished this game and the last level was a big disapointing

>shit game,
It's uncharted 3 but in good.

>It's an okay game. Sequel is a bit better. Better than Uncharted. Haven't played the third one.
THIS THIS AND THIS.

Don't play the third one. Eidos really dropped the game. They pandered to muh old raider fags and sjw. The whole plotpoint of trinity is about a guy that doesn't want immigrants in their hidden village.