The next half shit game releases after 15 years

Because Artifact was the last hope of Valve making a game, then the
>THE DOTA CARD GAME
showed up and the hype along with the hopes died.

all the boomers who played it when it came out who would still care about the franchise cant afford vr because they still live in their parents house

That’s because Artifact is better.

>that glorious feel when Artifact 2 news tomorrow

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Most of us have gone radio silent to avoid spoilers before tomorrow, user. I'm only taking this risk because I have no plans to read the thread or check replies other than to answer you.

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>VR only

I just bought a $600 monitor; I'm not going to go and spend $1000 to play one game.

Why do you keep remaking this thread over and over again

half life is such a shit game, it's the game that popularized loot boxes and all you faggots still praise it.

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>half shit
Replacing a word in a game's title with something like "shit" or "pee" is infantile and you should be ashamed.

Not surprising coming from a nigger that doesn't use punctuation or capitalization.

wat

VR only
>inb4 poorfags

Only 4% of PC gamers have a VR headset.

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But it works in this game's case.
Half-Shit as in half of it is shit.

goddamn I could go for some spaghetti-os right now

>HL:A was a teaser for Gmod 2 all along

based

you literally break opens crates to get ammo and health in the games. those are just loot boxes

>mfw gonna read the story and watch gameplay instead of buying a fucking physical headset just to play a game
It's not like Alyx will have much more than already available VR games.

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Well when you put it that way

Based, I just read the wikipedia article for Doom Eternal so I don't have to play it. I fucking love avoiding playing video games, this is the pinnacle of entertainment.

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literally because there's no hype in getting games you won't be able to play

Doom Eternal is a proper game, though, not one that requires extra hardware hooked up to your head.

>literally no hype
Who are you quoting?

whatever its just pong with slightly improved graphics
the story is shit btw

single player games are a scam, you can buy like one every 2-3 years and get the same experience as buying every game in a series/genre. you can also just go to twitch and watch the movie there for free lol

actually it requires a mouse hooked up to your computer unlike the original doom which could be played only using the keyboard arrowkeys.
its anti consumer

Okay, fuck Doom Eternal.

doom eternal is doom 2016 with 2 more guns and platforming, could have been a $10 dlc

Well played. Gave me a good chuckle.

>Who are you quoting?

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what the fuck i can't play with a joystick? what is this zoomer shit

cause its a designed for teleport-to-move piece of shit. its like woooowww i sure havent played a VR shooting gallery before. they literally did all the stupid shit VR has been criticized for years for, theyre completely fucking clueless.

based, vertical aiming is a meme that distracts from the meat of the gameplay and ruins the balance of the FPS genre

This is probably the worst thread I've seen on nu-Yas Forums this year. How are you guys this fucking out of touch

ive seen that video a dozen times, whats it from

some porn stand

Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in those G-man pictures.

>pcfags are poor
what a shock

Thank fuck for preloads. Might just make it in time.

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Australian internet irl

>March 23rd 2020
>day 1 emergency hotfix 48GB
>valve's update server under heavy load

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They're literally impossible to buy outside of the USA nowadays.

Valve QA screenshotting animation glitches

poorfags

A gimmick spin-off is not Half Life

God that's hilarious.

Badda bing bands boom. A̴̧̡̨̡̛̟̫̞͈͍̳̱̤̖̞̹̤͕͉͈̦̗͎͔̟͊̓͑̊̉͐̍̾̒̍̇̃̏̽̓͐̇̀͆̏͘͝͝͝ͅs̶̨̨̡̗̤̘̩̘͚̺̫̯̝͍̩͍͖͖̜͎̦̜̥̗̭̥̞̬̮͈͍̞͎͖̠̯̳̣̦͖̯̍̀͋͐̄͂͒̏͑̃̂̇̏̀̀͗́̿̈́͒͋͛́̐͛̂͆͆͆̿̏̇̾̍̎̉̑͐̌̽̉͒̈́̓̆́͐̆̊̏͂̍̎̇̌̓͛̃̽̾̕͘͘̕̕̚͘͜͝͝ͅͅh̵̨̡̼͚͕̞̯̟̪̠̺̱͙̟̩̠̱͍̞̰̮̘̪͖̹̩̤̥͉͙̥̱͇̠͖͎͈̓̿̏͑͜ͅe̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̧̡̡̛̳̮̩͔̝̦͈͈̖͓̣͚͔̦̝͉͎̞̭̰̰̣̖̘̫̰͍̣̞̤͍̥͔̯͔̥̤͈̝̣̥͈̹͕͚̥͋̈͗́̉͐̀͊̓̐̉̾̀̄̊̀͛̓̈́̆̍̈́́̔́̂̎̓́̓̍̿͗̎͗̔̒͋͒͊͊͘͜͜͠͠͝͠͝ͅś̸̛̛̺̣̬͕̯̝̽͐̈͋̓͒̈̆̿̍̇̓̀͒̈́͛̄̓́͗̾͊̽̃̈́̐͆͆͆́͒̄̆̌͌̇̍̈́̒̔͛̓̄̀̉͌́̚͠͝͠͝͠'̷͈̭̰̪͛̃̒͐̿͗̃͆̾̿̉̋͑̒̋́͑̍̂̇̈́̓̃̈́̿̀̈́̄͋͌̽̌̀̌͐͐̇̌̎̆̇̒̏̏̓́͑͂̚̚̚͘ͅͅņ̴̨̖͉͇̙͚̭̃̐͋̌͗́̋͋̆̂̓̀͒̿̈́̒͘͝͠͝ ̸̢̨̢̡̡̨̛̛͚̞̯͈͓͍̟͚̥͖̫̖̻̤͈̤͕̫͇̩̳̥͈̟̫͍̺̤̝̬̠̼͍͖͙̖̱̭͚̱͖͈̬͓̣̣̫̤̘̙̮̝̳̀̈̍̓͊̓̈́̀́͒͂̾͗̈́͒̐̋̏̃̂̔͆͑̾̈́͌̄̋͛͑͊̉̆̂̾́̂́̇̾̎́̾̏̍́͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅş̶̧̛̛͖̣̺̼͍̞͙͕̞̥͔̤̟͉̫̯̙͕͓̼̪͖́̆̋̈́͋̈̌̋̊́̀̑̑͋̃̚͜͜͜͝͠͝ḫ̴̢̧̛̛̛̟̖̺̮͕͔̳̫͇̺͍͖̙̟̣͔̝̱̠̠͓͖̦̗͍̪̼̙̖̘̼͎͓̭̣̬̮̮͇̠̮̦̥̖̞̗̠͖̖͇͒̆͛͒̇̈̆̉̾͗̍̊̆̓̽̆̋̏̆͗̀̃͂̿̓͐̊̌͒̈́̀͂̽͛̿̏͛̔̀̄̒̒̀̈̿͗̈́̍͆͆̈́̇͗̐̓̀̕̕͘̕͘͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅi̷̡̧̧̧̛̺̻̭̗̪͓̠̼͈̦̺̯̱͎͈͎̼̩͖̯̜͚̰̹͓̦͓̙̙͕̼̯̣͈̠̩̞͖̣̻̦͈̳̟̮̙̼͔͙̙̊̓̔̔͒͐̉̆̉̀́̃͊̎͆͂̊̐͊̚͘͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅţ̸̢̧̡̛̜͇̦̫̼̼̥̱̜̮͉̰̝̣̳̹̠͖̘̪̭̘̣͕̝͉̜̝͎͎̳͉͙͖̫͎͓̮̰̬̖͇͓͕̎̾̑̒͂́̏͌̇̽̂͆̔̋̀̍͋̏̔́̋̈́̆̌̆̾̈́̈́́̈̽̓̋͋̈̈́́̎͋̉͐̿̓͌̂͗̋̀͌͘̚̕͝͠͝ ya dumb broad.

>poorfags

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>noooooooooooooooooooo I'm poor and missing out its a conspiracy against me
almost convinced this shit is an ongoing false flag at this point

Just because you weren't invited doesn't mean the parties didn't happen

im hype, but HL threads are the worst of the worst right now, absolute shitfest of tortanic niggers and jaded retards spreading wrong info like this faggot

ill just play it myself in spite of kindergarten Yas Forums, i have no reason to think the game's gonna be bad

The ability to get hyped up over something requires faith in the people creating it. We are not living in times with much faith in anything, user.

I can't wait

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yo where's that from?

>absolute shitfest of tortanic niggers and jaded retards spreading wrong info
And the retarded fanboys calling anyone who disagree with them "poorfag" or other shit of the kind isn't helping either.
It's like two autists yelling at each other with a megaphone.

metacritic.com/game/pc/half-life-alyx
Why does metacritic say the game goes live in an hour when the date is tomorrow?

valve tweeted it half an hour ago

Half life is like Halo.
It’s outdated and no one cares in 2020

oh fugg, MOAR

So it's a single event, probably scripted, that plays out here far more fluidly and clean than it ever could ingame. Great

vocaroo.com/3obj8ytEzXP

Oh, fuck me.
At least they know most people interested can't afford it so they're being nice and letting us watch. I'll be watching the first no commentary livestream i find on jewtube myself.
I'm so fucking hyped but salty over it. It's really bittersweet

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Retard with no vr experience spotted. Nice try poorfag.

are you a paraplegic? what about that webm looked too difficult to pull off yourself?

Shapiro is such a tease
I hope he does barney too.

What's your fucking problem

based poorfag

Getting a game developer to release a finished product that matches their promotional materials.

I hate to see the shitposting from some of the 2,000 people that will play this game mocking me for my poverty. Stop this already.

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Just know that nobody who will make fun of you in here has a headset or plays videogames at all
This kind of people just spend 24/7 spamming here

did they downsize his briefcase? How is he going to fit the ribbed limited edition xen dildo he carries everywhere to fuck protagonists with?

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Get rich friends bro
Just bee urself
I seriously hope you all get a chance to play it, VR can't be appreciated in 2D at all

EASY MODO

>48GB

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