Under quarantine, and I've started going through my collection of physical media from when I sold on eBay

Under quarantine, and I've started going through my collection of physical media from when I sold on eBay.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MAX PAYNE IS SO FUCKING FUN WHY DID I NEVER PLAY THIS GAME

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I told you at least 3 times

We told ya brah, you just weren't listening. Mirrors are more fun than television.

don't answer that

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There's shit you're expected to know by the time you post your first thread, newfag.

We always told you. Max Payne is one of the greatest games of all time, and that's not an exaggeration.

ITS PAYNE

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This fucking jank game is oozing soul. It's pure vidya, and it's designed so well for what it is.

Is this a reference to something? A few hours ago I was listening to one of the TV's play something that was obviously a parody of Twin Peaks.

IT'S PAYNE. HE'S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS. WHAT ARE YA STANDING AROUND FOR YA APES???? KILL HIM!!!

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WHUT-DUH?

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