Is this true?

what's that first one even ? some sort of pizza pie?

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Kingdom Come: Deliverance

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>Morrowind is a deep dish but missing a slice (Technical limitations)
>Oblivion is just two slices of plain cheese pizza (Oblivion fans are pedophiles)
>Skyrim is a small but mostly full pizza that's half empty cheese (Modding potential. Or maybe just pedophiles again, it's both)

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Do americans really....?

MW
>deep, but samey, simple content throughout
OB
>shallow as fuck but improved ingredients
SK
>maybe a little less shallow, weaker ingredients, more variety of ingredients

it's basically a big pile of cheese

Daily reminder that the NY slice is objectively the best slice.
It's has the perfect ratio.
Chicago has too much sauce, it's essentially a caserole
Traditional is too doughy, way too much bread and it lacks the crispiness a NY slice provides.
It's only fitting that Oblivion is represented by the best slice, as Oblivion is the best TES game.

How the hell do you even eat the first one? Is that some kinda abyss dish pizza? Marinara’s Trench? Lmao

nice. i fucking love cheese

The first one is a fucking pizza cake, it looks nasty as shit

you forgot to burn it to a crisp

came here to post this, based; what will TES VI look like?

>Dice rolls

all shit? yeah about right

Y-yy-you want to speak to him now? Yes I'll telll him right away the based department is on the phone they want to talk to you

Japan seriously makes the best pizza I ever had, too bad it’s so expensive there

you have never had Chicago style? lmao what a loser

>complaining that a pie has too much filling
Crust loving mutants need to FUCK OFF my planet.

>replying to yoursef
unbased

Witcher 3

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>(Oblivion fans are pedophiles)
i just played oblivion as a simple lad, i don't want to have sex with children

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>what will TES VI look like?

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samefagging your own reply
sad!

>Morrowind
WOW IM 13 YEARS OLD I CAN RUN AROUND WITH A SWORD IN A BIG WORLD AND SWING IT AT STUFF
>OBLIVION
HOLY FUCKBALLS IM GONNA HAVE TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY FOR A SEC TO EXPLORE THIS HUGE MYSTERIOUS WORLD WOW SO COOL CITIES FULL OF PEOPLE
>SKYRIM
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING DORMROOM I AM TRAVELING THE MYSTICAL LANDS OF SKYRIM TO BECOME THE DRAGONBORN

there now you have the official Ideal Consumer experiences of all three games.

If you think you can actually judge a pizza by the looks you are beyond retarded.

It's accurate insofar as Oblivion is the best game and best pizza.

Chicago style is literally a casserole, not a pizza. I fucking hate retarded Chicago cunts.

Agreeable

>Hurr let's put the cheese under the sauce.
That isn't a pizza, it's a lasagna.

nice try samefag

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We don’t have it in Canada it looks disgusting

You niggers ruined hot dogs too.
Chimpcago should be isolated and starved.

>no Detroit-style pizza
wtf

Well congratulations, you edited your post. What's the next step of your master plan?

The pizza says otherwise

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Does it come with nigger pubes and shell casings?

i don't get it

its the crust that makes it technically a pizza

i agree though. chicago is really pushing the limits of what can be considered a pizza. shits not even that good. you can practically feel diamond-hard turd forming as youre eating the pound of cheese in a slice

American here, what's the difference? Pizza is Pizza.

You aren't human if you hate/haven't had chicago style

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Do we really obsess over your nothing, meaningless country? No, we do not.

I don't know how to represent someone trying to bite the pizza and missing but that's what's missing from morrowind

you can't find a picture of a detroit-style pizza because it gets stolen and you get shot the second you try to eat one

Deep dish. Thick pizza with hard crust. Basically lasagna.

That isn't the same thing at all.

I don’t eat foreign nigger crap, only human food
Looks gross, and that pizza looks like shit too

rate my 'go style 'za

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how about that chicago thin crust

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Wait they put crust on the top too and covered it in the sauce that's supposed to go under the cheese? This feels like an AVGN episode of food.

>implying I know how to color code text without changing the underline color
Heh, this may come as a surprise to you, but I flunked out of all my computer science classes.

user playing TES VI on launch day.

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Morrowind: Casserole
Oblivion: Pizza
Skyrim: Delivery-chain pizza

What is OP trying to convey?

Canadians aren't human though

What the hell is a Go style Za?

what game is this?

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>pour marinara and pepperonis in a bread bowl and call it pizza

ok now im getting angry

It looks tasty to me but it's definitely not pizza.

For me? It's Jalapeno and Pineapple with white sauce.

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That would make skyrim the best of the three and morrowind the worst.
So no it goes Morrowind > Skyrim > Oblivion

They start with the bread.
Then the cheese
They they pour in a fuck ton of sauce.

Chicago pizza is 95% sauce

>undercooked
>raw dough
>told to eat it anyway
Accurate

Coincidentally I just ordered some pizza and I'm playing Skyrim right now

Would you like some pizza with your crust sir?

theres an uncountable amount of things wrong with this webm

>pineapple
What?

Pretty much what others call "chicago style"

It looks like some kind of dessert you'd only find in japan, but it's obviously not in japan.

Kill yourself shittasted mutt

Cursed webm.

Canada is the fourth most human country in the world, number one is Japan because it’s 98% ethnically Japanese which is one of the human races, second is the UK because it’s 80% Anglo the second human race. Australia has the second highest rate of Anglos and Canada is third.