I'm so glad I didn't buy this boring ass game at the last second, I broke your shilling mind control at the last second.
I'll pocket my 60 dollars and buy myself a real game with actual gameplay.
I'm so glad I didn't buy this boring ass game at the last second, I broke your shilling mind control at the last second.
I'll pocket my 60 dollars and buy myself a real game with actual gameplay.
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What are you gonna buy instead? What's that "real" game?
>i have self control and awareness but only a little
>this is a non-game and i'm a clever adult, fuck ass shit cock sex
3/10, try harder next time
Why do you think anyone cares?
Good we need less retards polluting the series.
What do you mean you don't want to get your smartphone addiction fix via video games?
Just watch this video and you can see how SOULLESS this game is.
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CoD dude
Red Dead Redemption 2 and Monster hunter.
die shills.
damn I don't know how I fell for it.
stop larping nigger.
>Graphics didnt change since n64
lmfao how did nintendo get people to buy this
I suspect shills and paid e-girls.
Nintendo doesn't actually need to hire undercover social media shill departments because their games are actually fun
this post sounds robotic.
Because you read it aloud?
>buying garbage and casualized garbage
lmao
>Brain dead animal crossdreser talking about casual shit.
>Snoyfaggots on damage control
Yas Forums hates the word fun prepare for a barrage of autism
Cope
wrong pic shill.
You’re obviously a snoy doing damage control it’s ok you can still buy a PS5 nobody cares
>illiterate retard thinking I said anything about animal crossing
lmao
nigger I have a PC, a PS4, a Switch, and a 3DS. You are the shill here.
Sure
bald faced lie.
Are these hybrid flowers?
That's fine. It's not for everyone. I however love everything about it and anticipate getting hundreds of hours of enjoyment out of it
Ok you're not a shill.
What do you like about the game bro?
Yes. Red/yellow/white and non hybrids usually. Or "common"
Oh shit, I guess I should grab all the fuckers. This has to be rare.
>RDR2
>gameplay
Braindead retard rdr has shit gameplay
Ok, faggot.
more gameplay than animal tranny
It's just not your type of game user. People have different tastes.
>he thinks pressing a button and waiting 2 years for your chatacter to make a 2 degree turn is fun
>he thinks soulless copypasta open works is fun
>he probably thinks the story of rdr or last of us are good
If you laude rdr and tlou around for the story, then you are a confirmed retard because those are the most trite, overdone, trope filled pieces of shit I've ever seen. Oooohhhh the story is soooooo good because people die and people get hurt when they fall out of window bcuz it's so fucking realisitc!!1!
I dont play games for realism, the world is fucking shit enough. I just want to turn cute little animals into furniture and store them in my basement
zoom zoom is upset because the game doesn’t give you instant gratification
test
Open your gates and share some with me.
Does the river vaulting pole break?
No. Neither does the ladder.
That's good. I hope eventually the other shit won't break either. What a terrible idea.
>Make a decision
>Go to Yas Forums to try and validate that decision
Why do people do this?
WHY CAN'T YOU CHANGE YOUR ISLAND NAME?
You can modify pretty much everything in it but the NAME? WHY?
How are zoomer faggots like OP so fucking triggered over Animal Crossing of all games? Fucking snowflakes I tell you.
Why does fruit take forever to respawn? Is it normally four days or so? I time traveled a lot in New Leaf so actually waiting for shit to get done fucking sucks.
This thread is about NH being shit don't use it to discuss the game fags.
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... no, fuck you.
I was about to buy it until I found out there were no Gyroids. The Gyroids themselves weren't a deal breaker but it made me wonder what other things were cut and killed any hype I had.
why did you pick a bad one
>OP is a niggerfaggot. This is now a NH thread.
cope you worthless brain damaged retard
I just wanted to get into playing the game, and not waste time thinking in one, I didn't realize it was going to become a permanent thing
you're the one mad over people playing and enjoying their game, you troglodyte.
You should learn how to read because it literally tells you it can't be changed.
But why tho, it shouldn't be this way, it's just a name, changing it should be easy, this is a game about customization for fuck's sake.
holy shit what a fucking faggot
I really do not remember Yas Forums being this assblasted when New Leaf came out. What's changed?
>he didnt hack his Switch
But I own all three and play Monster Hunter and AC constantly. Good relaxing game after the grind.
i had a brief mild aneurism and for a while i wanted to actually pay for games, so i updated my 4.x machine to the latest. did i fuck up permanently?
console wars at its peak due to the XseX and PS5 being announced.
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
If your Switch was manufactured after July 2018 then you fucked up
If your Switch was made prior then firmware is no obstacle to hacking it
You can use ismyswitchpatched.com
faggot
Sonygros got their ego blown up from all the ps4 shill hoip for so many years.
nice projecting lmao