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You can only pick 3 Pokemon to beat the Pokemon League!

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>500211897
the artist of that image said she didn't do it for "favors" faggot
anyways, garchomp, sky shaymin, and mega gengar

Overrated lizard
Squishy hamster
Mega anything

You lost

three gardevoirs, specifically gardevoirs like that one

Also three gardevoirs, except one has a dick

Leafeon, Bunneary, Zoroark

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this but two of them have small dicks and the last has a huge one

Those are just your fetish Pokemon

The

Conkeldurr, Aegislash, Tentacruel

Kricketune, Altaria, Flaaffy.

Darkrai, Gastrodon, Galvantula

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based anons

Nope, Ditto is too shit so Zoroark is close enough for me to enjoy the illusion gimmick. Lopunny (which is what I meant) is for sex, and Leafeon is fucking cool and my favorite eeveelution. If I didn't pick that grass i'd pick Breloom.

Swampert, Jolteon, Starmie. Nobody uses grass that much anyway

The 3 starters of whatever region I'm in

mega rayquaza, arceus, mega mewtwo

I do and I would wreck your cute little ass if I spotted you in real life

>Jolteon uses pin missile
>It's super effective
>Does shit damage because pin missile is a shit move and is physical not special
Nothing personnel

Ok I admit that made me a little hard

Jesus Christ you two, get a room at Hotel Homoland

3 ampharoses

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Now how about Starmie's Ice Beam?

*power whips you*

Golisopod, Grimmsnarl and Toxicroak

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I do normally have Starmie set up for hydro pump, ice beam, psychic, and then either thunderbolt or recover, so a lot of the time I have to kill it with ice beam, or hope its second type is fighting or poison which happens a fair bit

Starmie is faster than every mon that learns Power Whip.

why are Gardefags always queers that want them to buttfuck them with a gigantic cock?

Do you choose to be a retard or were you born that way?

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You just posted all three of them
but if I must have three different mons I will also take lilligant and roserade.

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>Sends out Xatu

Alakazam, Blastoise, Blaziken.

>Ice Beams you

3 wooloos.

how are gardevoirs so rare? logically the amount of eggs they should be laying would make them more common than the likes of rattata and pidgey

Humans keep taking all the gardevoirs

3 Hypnos

mew one
mew two
and mew three

then I pick my favorites Parasect, Golbat and Golurk

Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno

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I only need a single motherfucking Aggron.

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3 gardevoirs, but not for beating the League

Learn to quote, faggot.

Conkeldurr, Conkeldurr, and Conkeldurr.

There is no way you can be still alive

Scrafty, Lickilicky, and Nidoqueen.

I wanna have pure, happy, and vanilla sex with Gardevoir

Three Vaporeon because in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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Flame Orb Conkeldurr, or Assault Vest Conkeldurr?
Or are you some madman who would bring both?

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>Mankey used Low Kick!

ooo heehee I'm so helpless and embarrassed with this embarrassing sign around my neck, the message on which is written I am well aware of! If only I had the ability to take it off hahaha! Oh wait I do and I'm just keeping this sign on for the attention and the quirky yet cute image that it generates for the internet :)

If she takes it off she gets the belt again

Nobody is implying anything. He said pick three Pokemon for the league.

>500224515
user it's a fucking drawing you autist

Mega Fug
two other mons, doesn't really matter