HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY VALVE BROS

As always, OP is a gigantic faggot
metacritic.com/game/pc/half-life-alyx

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aint nobody care about that trash

>he went to metacritic to check

And this was their secret weapon to save their crumbling store?
Pathetic.

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>Valve made a shit game
>Valve then gave a shit studio to make them a shit game

woah... what a shock...

Sorry you got filtered.

Find a better hobby instead of this garbage posting, faggot.

Fabian, you're up late. Get some sleep you have a job search in the morning.

VR was and remains a mistake. Until we have full immersion units it's pointless.

waaah waaaaaaaah

>ultra kek
Fucking retards seriously thought their crappy VR bullshit would fly

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What is it about half life that makes so many schizo's seethe?

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>faggot OP coping he didn't manage to ruse anyone

It’s foreshadowing. You know that’s what it’ll be. At BEST the game is an 8/10. Then again none of it matters because no one cares. It releases tomorrow or something and no one gives a fuck aside from laughing at it.

It’s unreal. This game should have been hyped so much the noise should have drowned out any releases leading up to it and at least a month after. Even more, actually, since everyone is being quarantined and we’re all locked inside.

Also... Why the fuck is it on sale already???

NOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED STEAMBORS?!?!?!?!? I gave BASED Gaben 100 NEETbux for his 1337 VR Set and he literally shits rancid diarrhea in my mouth!

God's work user

I'm starting to think all the schizos are actually the same person

>Why the fuck is it on sale already???
It's been "on sale" since the minute it was available for pre-order, just a slight discount for early adopters.

>It’s unreal
No its Source 2

>half life used to be about circle strafing aliens, jumping in one direction while shooting at the other and moving at 25 km/h
>now it's slow pitter patter movement and a first person covershooter
VR is the future bros.

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Based. Keep posting this like the anti-vr shitposters keep shitposting.

My point is that the Valve Index is not even in stock.
And no other VR platform is worth it right now.

>valve bros
Hold on for a second, someone was actually hyped for this in the first place?

No it's WangReal

The game isn't even out yet retards.

Who would have thought that house of the dead, released in 1996, was the future of the fps genre.

We can buy it faggot, the problem is that it's not stocked. I think Valve is trying to make bank off fake scarcity of it.

>>half life used to be about circle strafing aliens, jumping in one direction while shooting at the other
But the aliens and military die way too fast for that.

Yes yes and I'm sure you liked to rocketjump with the RPG too amirite fellow authentic HLboomer?

>failing a shitpost IQ test just because it confirms what you want to see
user please.

yeah some valve drones

No, really. There must be better things to do with your time than thinking about video games you dislike non-stop.

This, they'll be seething for years

THE GAME ISNT OUT YET YOU DUMBFUCKS

dont remind me

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valve has perfected the art of being nintendo

It is one person though. Some redditor named fabian. He was doxxed a few days ago

>Imagine paying $1k for a movie game you can watch on youtube

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Valve usually has their games on sale as a preorder bonus. They definitely did it for Left 4 Dead 2 and Portal 2 too.

Doesn't being VR mean it literally can't be a movie game? Because cutscenes can cause motion sickness by taking away control from the player?

I give it a four... out of five.

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>It’s foreshadowing.
(((critics))) will suck its dick.
- AAA marketing budget
- mutt woman protagonist (disregard the fact that the character was the same mutt woman 16 years ago and nobody ever cared about that)
- glorious resistance (that takes place in a setting closely resembling communist-occupied Europe, but they'll play dumb)

>Pcbro defending their movie
youtube.com/watch?v=nFjtVmka54E

>- AAA marketing budget
I've seen indie games with better marketing than HL:A

RIP HL3

>implying valve put tens of millions of dollars into marketing this
How many TV ads for the game have you seen so far?

valve drones are mentally ill

Games in VR dont look they way they look in the trailera, retardpoorfagbro

If you really think that is what's going to happen you need to drink less Yas Forums shitposter kool-aid

>valve shill

>closely resembling communist-occupied Europe
It's takes inspiration from 1984 you fucking mong. Good lord, I hope you'te underage or just a dumb newfag