Parkour mechanics

I just watched 33 minutes of DOOM Eternal gameplay and it is fucking TERRIBLE. It opens with some 39y/o boomer that looks like he was ripped STRAIGHT outta Gears Of War who's spouting a bunch of cryptic bullshit about how 'you'll never REALLY defeat the demons!' And it's a hubworld so you have to go pow-wow with this cunt between every level.

Cue the descent into 'hell,' which is just Bowser's Castle from from fucking Super Mario Bros-- not even joking, the floor is lava, there's ZERO shooting, just a bunch of shitty platforming, jumping between floating hexagons and dodging spinning flails.

There are glowing gymnast bars everywhere that you're expected to spin around and jump off of like a fuckin ballerina, and there's sections where you have to climb walls like fucking Catwoman-- complete with a cute little 'claw-hand' animation, you almost expect to hear Doomguy start hissing 'cause he's a BAD KITTY (˵Φ ω Φ˵)

When you finally start killing demons? They explode into a bunch of pink, purple and green candy pieces. Is it a demonic beast or a fucking PEZ dispenser? Following every battle, LOOK AROUND, you'll notice that there's ZERO blood, ZERO gore, ZERO bodies, they're SCARED to show you any gore for more than a split second.

The UI is gay as fuck, it's drenched in neon, the inspo for this shit struck the programmer when he was at a fucking Pride Parade for sure. There's some WAY over complicated upgrade system, it looks like a fucking RPG. I want to shoot demons, not meticulously plan my fucking build order. The whole art direction is so different from DOOM'16, it's not even reasonable sci-fi anymore, it seriously looks like a fucking Nintendo game.

The whole thing is filled with cartoony bullshit, you can get extra lives, the health pickups are giant bottles of grape soda, kill a Cacodemon and its eye pops out with a sound effect that belongs in fuckin Looney Tunes, etc

The entire thing looks gay as fuck. You're not seriously buying this shit are you

>PLAY ORIGINAL DOOM
>ITS CASUAL AS SHIT JUST PRESS FORWARD AND PRESS M1

wow you guys turn into total cucks once skill is involved huh

It's actually good for the most part. There are a few bits that are annoying, and the swimming section is AIDS. The purple stuff can go fuck off and die in a fire too.

Overall though I think it's a good addition, it's a nice change of pace from the crazy tension of fighting in the arenas for your life. The combat is so intense that you really need a quick break to recharge and prepare for the next encounter, and the parkour does a good job of that.

Doom eternal is way better than the original doom. It's an upgrade on 2016, which was itself an upgrade on the old doom games.

hehehe.

triggered bethdrones

shit so cash, 2020 edition

>It's an upgrade on 2016, which was itself an upgrade on the old doom games.
I absolutely do not agree with that at all. I would say 2016 is the weakest of the Doom games. Eternal is probably the best Doom game though.

Yes.

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Have you never played another Doom game?

I guess you're free to be wrong and I can't stop you from being wrong, but you are wrong.

eternal > 3 > 2 > 1 > 2016
desu
i just find 2016 to be lacking a bit. its not a bad game i just think it lacks something the other games have.

>3 over anything
Your opinion is doomed.

im sorry your brain is too small to appreciate the best horror fps ever made.

I thought that the comparisons to Mario were a joke or exaggeration but holy fuck you are literally hopping from platform to platform and avoiding firebars
why

That's the point, 3 is NOT a Doom game. It's Half-life mixed with Alien Colonial Marines.

Never heard of it. So obviously it wasn't

DOOM’s biggest selling point was always its mobility compared to other shooters at the time.

What's the matter, not enough coomerbait for ya?

wtf guys doom isn't supposed to have platforming in it im literally shaking rn

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I don't get it.
The original doom had platform mechanics, how many times did you have to "jump" to reach the next platform?

>JUST PRESS FORWARD AND PRESS M1
Finish Plutonia and get back to me on that. Be sure to play the secret maps.

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what the fuck kind of doom is this
why is it so crusty

I will never defend Doom 2's maps

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>"dude original doom is difficult!"
>"play this fan-made mod and you'll see!"

You don't need to jump on that particular map, though. Just walk straight.

The Plutonia Experiment is part of Final DOOM, an official DOOM expansion. The other half of Final DOOM, TNT, actually is a fan-made wad which got purchased and published before release, but Plutonia was made because of id contacting the Casali brothers (one of whom went on to work on Half-Life 2) to make a mapset for id to sell. Plutonia was produced by and approved by id, and it's even available in the shitty modern console ports of DOOM made in Unity.

m8 are you srs

do you know how easy the base game and mods are compared to nu doom? Jesus christ.

>base game
Nah man,like I said Plutonia can get crazy
youtube.com/watch?v=wCGeNNvG0Z4
>mods
HahahahaHAHAHAHHA
youtube.com/watch?v=fEnOEzq8PuE

Delicious pasta

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you do have to make a jump in one of the city maps though

yea that looked like it took no effort at all luhmao

reddit-tier pic

How did you watch a nearly-three hour video in two minutes user?

>id decided to take fan mods and sell them as a new game
>this makes them stop being fan mods
>these fan mods represent doom more than the original games

it's ok when Doom2 does it

x2 speed

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...its pretty simple. I have two eye balls while I watch the video at x2 speed at 1440p while the original video is 420p quality. I get a lot of pixels all at once.

wheres 64

Plutonia is as much a fangame as Sonic Mania. Plutonia wasn't even the first time id took people making fan maps and officially hired them to make official products officially; a year before Final DOOM's release id commissioned a group of mappers to create and sell DOOM2: The Master Levels (which is a real mixed bag of quality and which required the base DOOM2 wad to play unlike Final DOOM but which is still official and made from the ground up in that official capacity)

Then again I'm on Yas Forums where some people actually did/do argue Sonic Mania is a fangame so maybe I should quit while I'm ahead

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The original doom games had it too just without a jump button
Im guessing you didnt play them though

I love duke nukem!

>Plutonia is as much a fangame as Sonic Mania
So... literally a fangame, then.

1 > 3 > 2 (vanilla)
I will never play nu-doom and I don't have a way to play 64

Blow it out your ass

>you almost expect to hear Doomguy start hissing 'cause he's a BAD KITTY (˵Φ ω Φ˵)
this part made me LOL, thank you, user

But in saying that, fuck map 29 of doom 64

blow what out of my ass fagg

I'll give you head and shit

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yet it's true, judging by the webms I've seen

>I don't have a way to play 64
conveniently ignoring doom64 ex

I didn't know that it existed

DOOM64 has a very good source port in DOOM64EX; the new commercial rerelease of DOOM64 is actually based on 64EX.

It just got ported to all the consoles, and it's just 5 bucks, which is a steal.

I will check it out then
I don't own any modern consoles

It's also on Steam.

Lmao, Yas Forumsedditor never heard of a fucking video game, what surpirse

Why would I buy it when I was just provided with a means to get it for free

It's called voting with your wallet. If garbage like Eternal makes more money than 64, then they will make more garbage like Eternal and less great games like 64. It's the same reason why it took them 19 years to make a decent DOOM game again.

Are you talking about getting it for free for pre-ordering eternal?
Thats not free dickhead

I'm talking about Eternal will make more money regardless of quality. Normalfags do not care about quality.