Isn't it just sad? Just unfair? How Morrigan is so much better than Yen but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?

Isn't it just sad? Just unfair? How Morrigan is so much better than Yen but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?

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I've been seeing this exact thread for what feels like 2 or 3 years now. Do you not get bored like, ever?

Indulge my actual schizo theory for a second --It's just a bot, the goal is to get as much organic discussion off of the board as they can so they can sell "advertising" space to various game companies through threads they bump and to push whatever big cultural movement they want to endorse that week.

but I want to fuck both?

Morrigan will always have a special place as my first vidya fap

Also, it hasn't been posted in like a year or so

Either way, both of them fuck and prefer black guys

Cass > both

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She reminded me of my cat, she was pretty cute in a tomboy tsundere sort of way

>used goods
>short hair
>womyn "warrior"
no

trufacts

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Liking ANYONE from Inquisition just shows how shit your taste is. Hope you didn't waste money on that game or support it, if you did kill yourself.

Absolutely based.

gib me dark haired mommy gf

Cass is from DA2, not just DAI. That aside, how does she look so cute in
but so horrible in
?

Tranny.

for me its lulu

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I didn't know dark haired pale skinned hot witch was such a common thing

It's the best combination

You ever heard of big tiddy goth gf.

I didn't know all goths were witches

You got a lot to learn my son.

Why are western women in vidya so unappealing?
I literally feel zero sexual attraction to Yennefer for example.

witcher is trash dragon age origins and 2 are much better than that trash called witchshit

>I literally feel zero sexual attraction to Yennefer for example.
May be because you are a gay?

2 is awful man

you should email bioware about it and ask them to stop making shit games than

Yennefer von Vomitberg

literally the only good character in that shit game.

Which one fucks dogs again?

both

Morrigan.
Yen fucks horses.

Dragon age is better than whicher though.

Morrigan fucks dogs as a dog, so it doesn't count as bestiality.

Ciri>both

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This

Ciri's too nice. I feel bad having lewd thoughts about her

she fucked an neckbeard and horses

That is some retarded mutt face.

Dumb zoomer

Maybe i am a brainlet but what is this thread supposed to say?
That it's unjust Dragon Age has a better character or what?
Honestly i don't get even the bait behind this thread.

Yen is so hot bros

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False. Morrigan doesn't even come close.
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when witcher was relevant it was the easiest thing in the world to bait the witchertards, one of the most insecure and bitchy fandoms to ever exist, you could say anything and the would swallow the bait like a whore, the bookfags were even easier, you could say anything positive about Triss about and they would jump to say it was not cannon.

fun times

how would you know? Are you a no life incel refreshing this board every hour for the past year?

Yeah?

It's called the archive, fucking faggot

Witcher has the better story but da origins and inquisition have more fun and varied gameplay.

Fucking yuck

now post leliana and triss side to side

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Morrigan is really fucking hot, but I just can't find Yen attractive at all. Every time I see porn of her I'm disappointed, there's something about the way she looks and is modeled that I'm not sure how to explain. I guess she looks like a barbie doll, which kinda makes sense given how sorceress' change their looks but then again I do think Keira is cute and wankable.

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How the fuck do people have access to powerful tools like nvidia ansel and still manage to take such shit-tier screenshots?

There's still hope for Dragon Age. But not from Bioware.

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Cass was terrible
>I like gay fanfics
>I'm going to arrest this dwarf. Oh no, Inquisitor is here
>I only like Fedora types
>Did I tell you about my ex-lover?
Trash.

The only semi-good character in that game was Blackwall.

Based Cassbro

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nothing was more disappointing than playing dragon age 2 after origins

Morrigan>Yen
Triss>Leliana
Witcher>DA

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How about ME3?

DAI was weird. The characters I thought I would hate the most were the ones I ended up not minding all that much, and the ones I thought would be tolerable were absolute garbage.
>Cole looked like an edgy parody
>ended up liking him because he's just autistic about helping people
>Dorian looked like their mouthpiece about faggotry
>if you don't want his gay dick up your gay ass it gets mentioned exactly once, most of his interactions are about the empire or whatever
>meanwhile the qunari I thought I'd like because they're based turned out to just be Gaider's masturbation material put in the game because he's a hack and has no self-awareness
The only ones I was right about from the start were Sera and Solas, who I correctly guessed would be intolerable disasters.

Wynne looks like THAT

okay schizo