What's the shittiest gaming creepypasta you've ever read or heard of, Yas Forums?

>backup gas
Lost

this is the "who was phone" of the new decade

>Sees corpses
>Vomits
>Still hungry enough to search for food inside

Yes, vomiting empties your stomach, which was already empty, now you are double empty.

Theoretically, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the cellular telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the cellular telephone is physically placed, and you translate the telephone receiver from it's resting area, where it is mechanically constructed to fit into, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims "What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!?". You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as "Father" has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of 'Who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?'

The sequel got finished? There's a remake?

KING KONG

I was talking about sonic.exe, my bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGvcCvYFWcM

blood whistle for the fact that it starts off like you might have a good laugh at it, but as it goes on it just repeats the same shit over and over for 8 WHOLE WORLDS.
>guys im gonna fucking kill myself woah
>and then the whistle stabbed mario in the stomach omg and there was blood
>and then mario SPOKE TO ME OH NO
a good runner up would be pokemon dead channel, same shit, but the creator tried to credit his character (aka pikachu with blood on it). at the very least he realized this story (and it's sequel) were shit and only keeps them up on deviantart for the enjoyment factor that people might get.

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>We didn't have time to figure out the combination, so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it.
This one will always be kino.

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youtu.be/6g2MvE_kaKI?t=19

Welp.

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I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.

The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete Sonic.exe offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was "badly written" and "had too many cliches" and "was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta".

BULL.

FRIGGIN.

HORSE SHIT.

As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my masterpiece, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, exceptional FURRY-HATERS.

BUT.

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.

NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!

Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every Sonic.exe fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other Sonic.exe fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also Sonic.exe fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of Sonic.exe alive!

Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise Sonic.exe like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.

The deletion of Sonic.exe from the wiki is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!!

Rejoice, my fellow Sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!

THIS will be his ultimate victory!

The absolute subjugation...

OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!!

>try to unironically write a creepypasta
>always fall back onto a cliche of sorts
>can't take any of it seriously
I blame memes but is it even possible for a new creepypasta to be good?

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post you're shit

I actually have no clue.

didn't get further beyond drafting.
I picked Zelda and immediately found myself going for the "used copy with black marker writing" shit

Behold his fan-OC:
sonicfanon.fandom.com/wiki/J.C._the_Hyena

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Well for one, a lot of the good creepypastas don't use the "haunted cartridge/lost episode" trope

>We didn't have time to figure out the combination, so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it.

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I once tried to write one myself. It wasn't using any established content (Maybe), but a whole new story.

It was about a guy going up against a cult for murdering his younger sister for a sacrifice. However, as the story goes on, it's apparent that the cult only killed her so they could get him enraged enough to make him a vessel for their weird ass warrior god. And apparently, said god had been possessing him slowly with each cultist he killed.

just say your rom got a virus

Is there a Paperboy creepypasta?

Creepy Black was my first one, and it set the bar in such a way that all the "SUDDENLY BLOOD" ones that I encountered afterward just seemed like they were trying too hard for shock value, and they all kinda blur together. I found that the reason Creepy Black works is that there's nothing even claiming to be supernatural about it; hell, someone recently finished a romhack that replicates the story almost perfectly. So all of the "ENTITY IS TRAPPED IN GAME" or "GAME DID SOMETHING TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE OMG" shit that became so standard just makes me roll my eyes.

>"used copy with black marker writing"
IMO that isn’t really that terrible of a cliché because sometimes used copies of old games come like that. It’s not that unbelievable. No, where most creepypastas completely shit themselves is when the game is revealed it to be actually haunted and they’re always haunted by Mario BUT EVIL AND ALSO HIS EYES ARE BLEEDING or something retarded like that. The best video game creepypastas are the ones that keep the paranormal shit to an absolute minimum.

The best creepypastas are the ones that make it hard to tell if the issue is paranormal or the result of some dickhead fucking with people.

I dont want to be a dick, but that sounds like the kind of story that could be really good or the absolute worst fucking shit ever if you're talentless

No, really. This sonuvabitch is literally the greatest fear of literally every Creepypasta monster in the history of everything.

Slenderman? Shot in the head, doused with gasoline, and set on fire.
Jeff? (In full Mary Sue mode, mind you) Stabbed 7 times after god knows how many bullets were pumped into him.
The Rake? Pistol whipped into the ground like a tent pole and then got a shotgun to the head.
Sonic EXE? Dude fucking climbed into the game and murdered his ass.
Eyeless Jack? Shot and thrown out of a window

Moral of the story: DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. NICHOLAS. RUSH

>Early Life:
>Quick ascent to godhood
Absolutely incredible.

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who

>J.C. the Hyena (Japanese JCはダークハイエナ藩主 JC wa dākuhaiena hanshu "J.C. The Dark Hyena Lord")

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Which, unfortunately, I am.

docs.google.com/document/d/1X4vS32vpCZ87u6pYk_TsLdOxLLALw-C310x4ogbg74c/edit?usp=sharing

This was good until the dead gf part.

>that design
>quick ascent to godhood
>likes macro furries and has size shifting powers
>"J.C. is a Master Troll, said to have been trained under Discord, the God of Chaos. J.C. can and will troll anyone and anything if he wants to."
>hates amy because he thinks sonic doesn't deserve her (despite sonic also not really liking her)
>every other character he knows thats not mlp or sonic is either a god or a fan-character
kek

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>this is what adventurefags want from the Sonic series

Came here to post this.
My God, reading shit like this really boosts my self esteem.

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>master troll
>trains under a god literally named "discord"
shit writes itself

I think the Discord thing is a MLP reference, not the chat program.

>J.C. is a Master Troll
is this guy canon to TGT?

Don't know shit about this guy, but I'm pretty sure this Discord is an MLP character.

that's even worse

For me it's Tails Doll.

In general, the sleep deprivation one is pretty shit.
The ending absolutely shits the bed

it is.
"J.C. seems to know the Draconequus God of Chaos from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as it was Discord who trained and disciplined J.C. to become a Master of Trolling."
you really can't make this shit up.

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This is ironic, right? Just a good effort shitpost, right?

Maybe just say you are downloading it for a emulator, something demanded your attention so you left and forgot about it for the night. Next day you start playing and [rest of the story]. When you realize something is wrong, you take a look at the file and see that the game weights a fucking lot, lets say 200 GB

You just described the premise of the movie Hereditary.

I know.

The Morrowin one? I love it

>get a 200 GB ROM
>only notice it the day you play it
Damn, you gotta give me your connection and HDD while you are at it

it's dolphins, isn't it? [/spoiler

Fuck. Shut it down

Nicholas. Fucking. Rush.

literally who

theyre all bad

>spooky ghost was just trying to get you to see dolphins in compromising positions
kino ending to a story

pale luna is alright
is that a video game creepypasta or a creepypasta about video games? because i feel like there's a distinction to be made there

Are there any actually good creepypastas? I think the only one I genuinely enjoyed so far was Dogscape, probably because I like weird fiction like that.

Isn't that just the plot of Diablo?

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>Dogscape
Didn't they censor it?

How about a beta with a cut quest that points to a real world murder and as the hero investigates he garners the attention of the murderer?

Gigachad given physical form
Well, color me impressed