*picks up phone*
Erm, who is this?
*chatter from based individual on the other end of the line*
Why yes, I DO love Animal Crossing!
*voice from other end of line begins to sound clearer* “Yeah, you won’t believe it! He turned himself INTO A PICKLE!” *sips iced tea from whiskey glass* but anyhow, What if, and make sure you’re sitting down for this, what if Isabelle alcohol? AND, she friend with Doom Xir?! UH YEAH, BAM!”
*hangs up Tom Nook themed phone*
God, that epic joke has made me thirsty for some delicious Reddit Karma™!
*opens reddit*
*sees drunk Isabelle befriending doom xer while epically bro fisting*
Me: “ah, finally! Some good fucking food!” (Quoting the most epic meme I can remember at the time).
*clicks upvote*
Oh. My. God. That was... E P I C ! ! ! !
*rubs belly*
Ho ho ho, oh yes quite funny teehee
*tugs on cock*
O-oh, hold on! That feels good!
*tugs harder*
hnnngh, yeah... REALLY good... heh...
*begins thrusting vigorously into cupped hand*.
Humina humina humina!! YEOWZERS! *eyes bulge and tongue falls out of mouth* AWOOGA AWOOGA BVVVVVVVV
*cums into hand, rubs all over isabelle amiibo*
Ahhhh nyessss. Stupendous! Simply put!
*notices beeping* Huh...? Hold on *scratches balding head* what is that ruckus?
*notices beeping and flashing lights from my söyometer*
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Racist biggoted 4channelers: “THIS JOKE IS SO LE NOT FUNNY”
Me: erm, yeah, ok. Racist and sexist much? This is simply not okay!! *reports to janitorial authorities (with haste!)*
*sips on iced tea in whiskey glass* heh, yeah, that’ll show xim. Now, lets see what else is on.
*clicks remote*
HOLY SHI-*bleep* IS THAT MARIO EATING A MUSHROOM WHILE GETTING HIGH?!
*camera slowly pans out and fades to black*