Dear Doomguy

Dear Doomguy,
Please come to the citadel.
I've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly, UAC CEO,
Samuel.

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HERE WE GO!
IT'S-A ME, MARIO!
BING BING WAHOO!
LET'S-A GO!

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Its a hella epic game for dummies and teens.
Playing nudoom is the equivalent of watching mainstream news.
Its the feel of the game and everything surrounding it.
Its the Joe Biden of games.
It caters to this oblivious, hyped idiot type consumer who lives on buzzwords and inanities.
Its as if a bunch of has beens gathered and tried to think about what the youngsters like and then just shove it into one game.

Eternal killed his character

He went from an anti-hero with villain motives in 2016 to: "this is what this room does blah blah blah"

It’s Quake with a Doom bestiary, it’s fun tho, although something feels off, like it wasn’t finished

I've no interest in playing Eternal but I loved this character from 2016, how is he handled in eternal? Does he get his dream?

I would really have liked to play as Samuel

GUYS WHAT IF MARIO MUSHROOM AND RIP AND TEAR!?

>tell doomguy to fuck off
>create an anti-demon force
>hold out for a bit, get wrecked hard and turned into a robo-cripple
>doomguy comes back
>singlehandedly unfucks everything by himself
>rescues you too when your giant mechs couldn't do shit
>get thrown into Doomguy's flying house, link up with the computer
>pic related

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I really wish bearing the game gave the option to play though beaten levels as a demon, I mean they have the entire control scheme set up for at least 5 demons. Would’ve been cool to use the Demon controller more than once

tbf they are planning on introducing invasions for a similar purpose.
Though, I just really want Slayer vs Slayer to be possible. Maybe if enough fans ask for it.

It'll probably be a DLC thing.

Do you guys think he is the hooded guy that give doomguy his powers? They sound kinda the same. And they have kinda the same lines, plus all the fuckery like his architecture being the same as doomguy ship and such
Also what's with VEGA saying he's the father?
Did Doomguy really leave Vega in Urdyk?

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Background and supporting cast. Didn’t have the budget for Darin De Paul? Don’t know why he was pushed down so hard rolewise, can’t be money; Darin works cheap so he’s in 80 games. Guess they just wanted to show how bad his giant Mecha plans failed

He’s the narrator in the intro and has a full model, I’m assuming they use that for DLC

HAHA!
I GOOT EET!
why does hayden have greater morals than doomguy anyway lmao.

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Whatever it is, he's not the villain of this tale.

post yfw this became canon

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Because of the times changing. It's like a knight being transported years into the future; but stuck in their ways.

did they ever explain what happened to doomguy between 2016 and eternal? he was literally trapped in stasis

>be UAC nerd
>keeping Samuel Hayden on life support
>incredibly difficult task, Hayden's neural circuitry is one-of-a-kind, irreplaceable tech
>doomguy just barges in to my office
>rips Hayden-senpai out of life support like a fucking ripe turnip and chucks him on the floor
>can't even tell him to stop because five seconds later I have to take cover as doomguy has a fucking barfight with a demon with a lightsaber-axe
>crawl out of hiding spot just in time to see doomguy yeet Hayden-senpai through a portal before fucking off to his flying castle

Okay, who's going to tell the executive board what happened, because it ain't gonna be me.

I loved his voice, he wasn't screaming like a raging retard but instead just a subtle psychotic and broken man with only rage and bloodlust in his head.

Same. I think the cut lines from Quake 3's Doomguy as inspiration

youtube.com/watch?v=m5OZIGy7qkQ

Not really but you can kinda guess.
Basically its like 6 or 7 month later after the first game, during that time doomguy managed to get free of stasis, help out with the invasion fighting a bit based on the civilians broadcasting, finds and stole the fortress or maybe get his own since it has his stuff in it. And searched for the hell priests

Thank good they used an actual decent voice actor this time and not the more creeper style from quake 3.

There's also the Crucible. One of the codex entries mentions how only a Makyr can use it, and he just flicks it open at the end of D44M like a bored teenager with a butterfly knife.

Because he actually cares about humanity. Doomguy just want to kill everything

What do I have to do to avoid being as bitter as you are?

You ever notice how 2016 started getting bunch of praise ever since eternal released? Hmmmm

>cares about humanity
>takes the crucible to the humans and dooms earth

Based.
Samuel has to keep picking up after DoomToddler's temper tantrums.

Waiter this pasta's barely arrived at my table and it's already gone stale

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his role in ZOOM: ETERNAL
I liked him a lot in 2016

>doomguy literally caused eternal to happen at all in the first place so he had more things to kill
"You can't just destroy a planet!"
>doommanchild destroys a planet
"We're experiencing an energy crisis you asshole this was the only solution"
>fucks over humanity again by sending them back to the stone age

Except doomguy actually gets the job done unlike Hayden who fucks up everytime.

>yeet

Leave.

mostly backround fluff
he's about as badass as doomguy but nowhere near as resilient so he got his ass smacked down hard when he lead a charge against demons

well doomguy is a literal god
what did you expect?

It's literally just bait to get replies. Even if that poster unironically believes the things in that post, the only actual reason he has to post them is for attention. It's an opinion with no content, and it's only purpose for existence is to get a rise out of people who enjoy the subject it denounces. You want to know how to not be that guy? Ignore it.

Congratulations, you're part of the problem.

I want to become like Hayden. I just want to transfer my brain into a robot and be basically immortal. Imagine, you no longer need to eat, shit, drink, piss, you no longer need to urge to fuck roasties. You become a perfect man by becoming a robot

There's definitely more subtle stuff revealed about him rather than him just being a human.
Like he was a part of the Makyrs

He wasn't a literal Maykr though.

Servitor fuck off and do your jobs properly

I like the idea of Samuel being a stressed out but extremely patient fatherfigure having to put up with doomguy's childman bullshit.

Are you telliing me they changed his fucking voice? I'll be pissed if the VA is different.

>LARP that you're Doomguy
>steal Doomguy's sword to keep LARPing
>bring a valuable demonic artifact to Earth which is a great idea with the hell priests setting up fortresses and all
>lead the charge in your invincible robot body and LARPsword
>it's not so invincible
>doomguy ends up taking back his sword and plugging you into his ship just so he can flick popcorn kernels against your head while you act as his animatronic tour-guide

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So do you kill SAmuel haTEN this time or what?

He's certainly still more than he's letting on.
Being able to transfer you consciousness to the fortress easily because your architecture is basically be the same as the ship?
And remember, the Fortress of Doom is of Maykr creation.

Doomguy must think Samuel is cute.

Still the same VA, Still sounds as good
Especially the line
"You can't just shoot a hole in mars"

No because Samuel isn't the villain of this tale. He's just sick of you breaking his shit so he told you to fuck off at the end of '16

On the other hand he wasn't quite getting Doomguy's scorched-earth approach is for a reason, and Hayden was probably just buttmad since codexes talk about his rampaging hero-complex and how he made the Argent energy-transfer a giant switch only his robot body had the strength to pull

no girls allowed on doomguys' spaceship, only robots

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2016 always got praise outside of this site

Also when samur gives you the power up he says the same voice line Hayden says when he first gives you argent energy. I think, at the very least they're very similar

But everything was pretty much contained and done well by him in 2016. The only reason everything went apeshit is because Olivia developed a hell fetish and betrayed him.
Yes, he does stab you in the back at the end of 2016 but that's only because you're undoing his life's work of hundreds of years on solving an energy crisis

Olivia developed a hell fetish because Argent and the hell experiments are still an open pathway into hell and demonic influence regardless of how foolproof the process is

>Samur Maykr
>Samuel Hayden
Ok, this can't be a fucking coincidence.

Just checked, the lines are identical. Also the guys name is Samur, and Haydens first name is Samuel.

Hayden made doom guy

>I offer you a gift
>Take it, it will give you strength help you on your journey

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Meant to quote you
Also in the level in Urdur Hayden mentions none of this had to happen if it had been under different leadership. He's been working behind the scenes for a long fucking time

When Doomguy enters the chamber with the Icon's heart, why does the facility voice say "Welcome, Seraphim"?

Doomguy is "blessed by the seraphim" according to 2016

*BANG BANG*
RIP N TEAR!
*VRRRRRRRMMMMMM AAAARGH*
"Epic kill detected, uploading to Twitter now"
*PEW PEW*
Thank you Kinect
*M-M-M-MONSTER KILL*
*WARNING, WARNING, LOW HEALTH!*
HUGE GUTS
*LVL UP! Assign your new perk points by pressing select on your controller.*

Now this is the hard-hitting content I come to Yas Forums for. Take my gold, friend.

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What if Samuel actually is Satan, but he's not a villain because his rule of hell was overthrown, hence leading to the initial invasions of earth and other places instead of just beating up bad dead people, so he's gone and done a little bit of trickery and deceiving just so you won't deck his fucking face in when he goes "yes i'm the devil that should have been obvious, but you and I are pawns in a greater game"

>Hey Hayden don't go to Mars tomorrow

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There's also when Vega was put into the Maykr's computer to open the portal, he said he was the father to Hayden.
I'm guessing Vega was made from Maykr tech too

Wouldn't be that far out there, also it seems like hell was relatively benign until the Makyrs started fueling them with extra worlds. He could have existed before them and just kept Hell under a tight leash

I'm sure we can RESSSSOOOOOOOLLLLLLVEEEEEEEEEE this situation in a way that benefits us both

>You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of mars!

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The Father there is referring to the ones that made the Makyrs heavenly, who """mysteriously dissapeared""" before Khan Makyr rose to eternal power. The father would choose a new leader every 10,000 years, and without him they decided to just keep the current one.

As for what that means Vega plugging in and think he's the Father, I really have no idea. Unless Hayden stole the Father and used him to make vega

>people think he's a good guy instead of wanting to punch him in his faggot metal face for stealing our sword and trying to keep hell (as in hell) energy flowing during a demonic invasion

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>I can't what?

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