DOOM.Eternal-CODEX

I'm gonna enjoy some time with your mom with these 60 dollars I've saved, shill-san

Bethesda released a DRM free version retard, you don't need a crack.

This but I probably get the big titles on sale for real cheap years later.

>what is DRM
based moron

"reddit tourist" was a thing 7-8 years ago. this board is just anonymous reddit now, nothing more. just people larping as what they think Yas Forums used to be

You do seem like the kind of person who has to pay people to hang out with you.

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t. the kind of person who thinks companies are his friend

wrong bethesda

You act like it's for moral reasons and not because pirating is "hard". If there was a storefront for piracy that was just steam but free every normie would be using it.

how fucking dumb do you have to be?
>download this program
>click this link
>click yes
>tell it where you want to install it
>click yes
>wait

>t. would spend thousands of man hours building a game for free
i know its a hard concept to grasp but bethesda is a publisher not developer of this game

i like chievos

>modern games are so shit I rather not even pirate then

>click this link
speak English, professor.

what's a program?
what link?
what do you mean install?
I have to wait?

there used to be a russian steam client that did this, i played cs source for free with it for years before finally buying it

I'm just glad everyone will get to enjoy the game. Just remember that chainsaws have a purpose, and everything should be synergized when you play for the best experience.

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>Half the board nowadays are unironically underaged normalfags who only play the newest AAA trash on consoles

This. I was surprised how healthy the apex legends threads are on /vg/ compared to how few apex threads we have on Yas Forums

Well where is it? It's not on TPB

>when boomers try to teach.
clear as mud, grandpa.

let me translate it into zoomese.

>download this torrent downloading app
>good job, you did it, here's a medal
>go to the notorious deep web website thepiratebay.org
>gratz
>find the doom eternal link with the highest seeds and leeches
>you're almost there precious thing, keep at it
>start downloading the torrent
>this might take a while so why don't you listen to your 24/7 lo-fi mumble rap mix to chill and vibe check to
>once it's finished downloading, open the readme file (a file is a thingamajig you click on to make things happen, think like the buttons on your smartphone) and follow instructions. If instructions are unclear, post them here and we'll help you
>install the doom eternal app
>play
>here's another trophy for reading this far into the guide, you're a real winner

>I'm just glad everyone will get to enjoy the game.
you are glad you are wasting money.

The only thing about this that makes me even slightly irritated is that I won’t get to play battle mode with you bros who choose to pirate.

was it finally the bethesda binary? lol

I've seen most of the reveals and I've seen the final boss and I don't really feel like pirating desu. I'd much rather replay Ion Maiden or something.

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Um user no I don't think so.

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>>download this torrent downloading app
again, fucking useless. why do I have to spoonfeed you?
tell me EXACTLY the name of the app and the website URL you senile old fart.

>The same way Doom 2016 was cracked day 0 even with the full game having Denuvo was repeated again
>Betheada forgot to put Denuvo on the reviewer copies and it leaked
How are that they dumb?

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this

heh let me hit you with a classic from my time
lmgtfy.com/?q=torrent downloading app for windows

>shoot shoot
>glory kill
>shoot shoot
>chainsaw
>repeat
>careful will everything throwing explosive shoots at you LOL
what a boring game, its like they took what made nuDOOM suck and make it worse.

It wasn't from a review copy, they literally included the original pre-Denuvo executable in the files when you downloaded it off Bethesda's launcher

Imagine unironically being a paypig for suits. Not a dime of your money goes to people who created any game that has publisher, because they have been already paid as of release.

Imagine being interested in garbage modern AAA games like this, pirate or not

>Played Doom 2016
>Hated it because of glory kill and fighting in arena
Should I even bother pirating this? it looks a bit better than 2016 at least

they did this for rage 2 as well, the sheer incompetence is so staggering It almost feels like someone from iD is sabotaging bethesda for fun.

>what a boring game
that was 2016 you are clearly parroting shit and never played this one above baby difficulty if at all.

Based

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It sounds scary. Assembling a computer from parts is the easiest thing ever yet people still refuse to even try looking up how to do it because they think it's hard

I fucking hate Yas Forums i don't even understand why i still come here from time to time. Worse than reddit. It's like twitter but the retards with gay furry avatars get to hide behind user.
Yas Forums used to be like a dark horse, that couldn't take itsself seriously but had smart and funny people, now it's just braindead underachievers

>i don't even understand why i still come
you understand well enough and you fit here more than any other place

1337

Because I don't have to consume every game that comes out like pirates. I just play the good ones, and all the good ones aren't that expensive.
If I were to buy every single game so I could shitpost on Yas Forums about it, then I'd be very poor like the rest of Yas Forums and then would have to pirate all my games.

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I don't pirate anything that I won't play, I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

I know this is bait, but utorrent you fucking newfag zoomer piece of crap learn to Google jesus fucking christ

>pirate 1000 copies
>bethesda lose 60k

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Then surely you have $240 of disposable income a year, right?
There's at best 4 good new games coming out in a year that I'd buy on release. The rest I'll wait on sale.
It's just not a big deal either way though. It's a really a matter of paying to have automatic updates, workshop integration and proper online pay.

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>paying to have automatic updates
Downloading an update manually doesn't bother me in the slightest you lazy faggot.
>workshop integration
Most games can be modded manually too.
>proper online pay
Kill yourself.

OOOOOH!

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Qbit torrent? What the hell do you want you dumb fuck.

then you just wait 5 days for a free download site to work or get a letter from your isp for torrenting

>using uTorrent in 2020

>he lives in freedomland
lol?

get gud