You're here for the LAN tournament, right? Nii-chan's not home yet, do you wanna come wait inside?

what did they mean by this

but you'll be banned from the LAN party

FORCIBLY HUG

last I heard poor guy was going blind. This was several years ago though

He quit. Fags harassed the good guy.

>Who the fuck is nichan
>Lmao
>Aight
>'nichan' haha wtf even is a nichan

The what tournament? Nah, I’m here to bang your mom

jail time

I would prefer that your sister opens the door instead of you.

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>>'nichan' haha wtf even is a nichan

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I brought jelly donuts.

I brought beef curry

haha i hope my hand doesnt slip lol

Go inside and play some switch with her
Afterward, enjoy my LAN tournament with her brother.

notice, she only guess that >You're here for the LAN tournament
that is not a fact

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Then why did you show up?

dont care had sex

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Have a girl ever seen your Penis? How did she react /respond? My sister saw my erect one once and she said it was gross

>Hey, we're here for the LAN party... is this the right place?

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Did she touch it?

Why are you wearing such lewd pants? Were you expecting me?

To inspect the house for radiation after the recent earthquake of course

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LAN? What game is that?

To kiss her tummy!

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Yes, your brother never talks about you. What's your name?

Super おっちょこちょい

i remember i was about (6) six and older girl asked me to show muhdik to her. she about 10 (ten) i did and she squat and looks interested

Oh no no

Yes, yes, of course, everyone come on in! We're taking baths before we start.

I thank her and walk inside I guess? Maybe wait in the living room

jesus christ misty

No but she stared for a good 3 seconds and didn't seem that shy. We were skinny dipping because we didn't bring swim wear to our camping trip

Based

おじゃまします

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Was this from the retarded captain earth mecha whatever?

during highschool I didn't sleep that well and normally I got erections for that,a lot of girls where looking me weird and noticed that they where looking at my dick,I didn't notice that before but they have a weird face

ironically other faggots got mad at me for no reason and years later one of these girls confensed that they where looking at me since all the other boys where like if they have a small dick in comparison

now I have a 20cm dick so I'm proud of that,fuck these niggers

Did I scare you? sorry. There, I took off my disguise.
So your brother... is he interested single player games?

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I'm jealous. In high school-era one night my sister was in the kitchen wearing a really loose white tank top and I could see most of her breasts from the sides. I stayed in there for 30 minutes talking just to look and she somehow never picked up on it, hehehe.

I believe this story

She wanted to fuck, bro.

Why did you get boner when skinny dipping with your sister?

They always notice.

>You're here for the LAN tournament, right?
No, I'm here for the gas leak.

...FUUUUUUUUUUU

Nah, we're not like that with each other.
Well, she commented saying I was talking a lot more than usual, but maybe she figured out why later

Tod, jesus christ. I almost raped you.

Is your mom home? Because I'd rather bang her than a child with no sexual features.

Fag.

>a child with no sexual features
Cringe

Nice. My sister used to tan topless at the beach alot so I would always wear sunglasses and look all day.

It was the tension I guess. Plus she has a great body, I hate to say it. And yeah I'm also a virgin so go figure

Oldest trick in a book

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Isnt that the Geiger counter girl? Can she ever catch a break lol