Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines is a coomer game

Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines is a coomer game
but that's OK since the game is tons of fun and the lore is interesting

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Does she say "so boring" after you fuck her?

you know why
>mfw

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Jeanette's dialogue is awesome.

I want to impregnate her

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>not going down to the beach to kill vagrants
>Not skinning them and wearing their unliving skins as capes
>not running around pretending to be giant becaped monsters while their warped viscicitude moulded corpses writh and twitch like puny mortals beneath the fury of the ancients

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I don't get it. Was she going to read you a bed time story?

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>be vampire
>"look at me I'm so powerful I'm a blood god fear me mortals"
>bump into any other kind of supernatural
>get absolutely blow the fuck out
fucking leeches

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for me its vv

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Susan is a slut

bruh
its not 2000 anymore where we have to be 56k friendly

Powercreep is a bitch

pleb

Only noble clans allowed in this thread.

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based and bluebloodpilled

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I don't see how using a .jpg for pictures does them any favors. It's still a shitty format that almost inevitably features compression artifacts.

.png is the way to go, always.

The next VTMB game better have coomer stuff and goth raves or else I'm gonna be pissed.
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jeanette no panties mod

Desu unless they get the same kind of God tier voice acting cast together I doubt it's actually going to capture the magic of the 1st game. It's not just the kind track and writing that made it good, the voice acting in that game was god tier

It's going to be shit.
The times have simply changed too much.

No I don’t know why. Faggot

>noble
>Ventrue
Kek'd

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What a stupid way to ruin your body. Dumbass chink

They're basically unnoticeable for photographs unless you zoom in 500% so there's no downside.

But, using PNG for photos greatly bloats the filesize for no quality difference.

Eh, it's a roll of the dice these days. It was definitely shit lib tier in terms of it's politics but as long as they get writers who know how to get good world building , have good taste in music, and can attract a good cast of voice actors then it's going to be exactly the same as the 1st game.

Even if the combat is shit and the game is buggy as all hell people will overlook it for the creativity. I want to have hope man. There's still talent out there and Paradox has a decent track record.

Asians do it less than white chicks my man, and tattoo fiends have their own appeal. Unless you're , you know, a fag like you and don't get the appeal of "alternative chicks"

because she's a size queen and you have a micropenis

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I've played this game 10 times already, what are some mods that completely fuck it all up

Yeah because she gets bored immediately after she isn't having sex. Since Jeanette is a crazy bitch who absolutely needs to sleep around or do something crazy to feel anything

comfy

When you put it like that it almost seems like she's a Malkavian who thinks she's a Toreador

No not really lol.

It looks like shit limp dick

Brujah
>Childer of a literal diablerist
>Started every war, lost every war
>Clan Curse is they're constantly angry and more prone to frenzy
>Made Carthage their hill to die on despite the fact their diablerist antediluvian was fucking a Baali
>Carthage was so bad the Toreador defected
>Created the Sabbat due to their dark ages Anarch spergout
>Then ran to the Camarilla after the Sabbat became too dangerous for them

Ventrue
>Literally embraced to rule
>Constant winners throughout Kindred history
>Clan Curse is having too good taste in things to drink swill
>Ruled over Rome
>Founded and led the Camarilla, the largest sect
>More Princes than any other clan
>Clan Structure is actually very loose and meritocratic to accommodate all the alphas
>Corporations are only the latest power trend. They have historically been feudal lords, Roman Patricians, and even God-Kings in ancient times

You tell me which clan is more deserving of the term "Noble".

the True Brujah were worthy of the title, though

>Play as Tremere
>Only used Thaumaturgy once
>Frequently spam dominate

>Not using blood shield + fire axe to fucking massacre everything in bloody fury
Pretty much the only time I've had fun with the combat in the game was doing a hard Thaumaturgy and melee run. Nothing but fucking adrenaline and blood the entire time.

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Jeanette is a malkavian who thinks she's toreador
Therese is a Malkavian who thinks she's a Ventrue

Simple as.

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God you reek of insecurity. I’d bet my bottom dollar you’re a gook

even mages fuck their shit up sometimes, being a vampire sucks

There is something singularly enjoyable about applying a fireaxe to a rabid Sabat's skull.
Potence + Animism Nos is great fun for that

T. Projecting small dick

Fucks sake lol

Potence + Animism Nos is great fun for that
Also a fun combat build desu

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You can cope as much as you want. Won’t make it true lmao

If you save them both are you able to fuck Therese?

Yeah, but Jeanette is constantly telling you both that you're doing it wrong the whole time.

You really are obsessed with dick size my man, you got something you want to share with us?

Yeah, your dick

Sounds like some extreme cope

>you will never get to be a cute vampire girl living the high life in an expensive high rise

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The fact that they we will be able to customize our characters clothes is a good sign. Its one of those things that if they give the right amount of customization and content to use could make up for some lackluster areas.

would be great to have a custom goth cutie.

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