she's ugly
She's ugly
Link's a simp
agreed
mmmmmmmm..................*adjusts shirt over huge bloated hairy belly* hmm....eyes like.........emeralds.....gleaming at the bottom of the...*heavy inhale*.....the nile river...........skin.....soft as the glow of the moon in the night.....*rubs glasses with burger wrapper* .....hair...like...........sunbeams curling down her face... oh zelda...........
she's low res
Zelda's ass.
We just had this thread yesterday. Limit this low effort shit to once a week.
you're ugleh
no u
Agreeable enough.
Urbosa is the real best girl.
best zelda
She's unironically uglier than BOTW Zelda.
Ahem...
She's the first Zelda I've found attractive, personally speaking.
You unironically have terrible taste. She is lovely.
filthy dumb lolicon scum
what if i like this loli the most
Based.
Yes, the Gerudo is my favourite race.
Musclefags get the rope.
She's ugly, he's a manlet, they're the perfect match.
The Gerudos in BoTW look like they smell.
Paya's delicious booty > Zelda's smelly stinker
The rope doesn't work on muscle fags, their imaginary gfs break into the real world and save them from sheer force of will.
she cute tho
How many fruit cakes?
Fags like you belong in Hell.
>choosing only one
>Not Purah
Wrong,white women are beautiful. Just like my mommy.
So musclefags ARE the damsel in distress.
Wow what a bunch of homos.
The virgin scholar
>Unable to use her powers on her own at 17 despite a decade of training
>Wastes her spare time praying to Hylia, who doesn't give a fuck
>Princess in name only, possesses no real wisdom leadership qualities to speak of
>Takes out her self-loathing on her Hero, only warms up to him when she realizes that she wants to fuck him
>Tries to come up with a plan to fight Ganon, backfires so horrifically that her whole kingdom is wiped out
The chad pirate
>Grows up never being told about her powers, still is able to wield them effortlessly as a child once she learns about them
>Prays to no one, is actually prayed to by her successors
>Spends her life leading men in and out of danger, founds and governs a prosperous land
>Develops a lifelong bond of mutual appreciation and respect with her Hero, immortalizing him in her Royal Guard
>Expert strategist from childhood, even catching the King of Evil off guard with her tactics
Your chad pirate got put in a basement for half of the game.
The virgin scholar was trapped in the castle for the entire game
>the entire game
*100 years
I should also probably add at the end
>"W-Well, time to rebuild Hyrule, even though Ganon will probably come back to ruin it... again."
>"Meh, Hyrule sucked anyway, I'll make a better one with Trains and Movie theaters"
Keeping Ganon from destroying what was left while Link was powering up.
Tetra had the better idea of not letting Link get killed in the first place. Really worked wonders
LM's Pear-shaped Queen Bitch Zelda>All canon Zeldas
Best Zelda personality, yes. Best anything else, not really.
Her giving to the gy every morning to cry about her dead mother depresses me.
>Best Zelda personality, yes.
Literally a generic anime waifu.
yea but does she wear a fudoshi do you think?
based and wholesomepilled
>Better personality than ST
No
You're ugly
LEWD
How did Link and Tetra repopulate New Hyrule?
This is the cutest Zelda
Why is she so embarrassed?
Warm cuddling and tender kissing after marriage
So long as shitty fishy doesn't get any mention.
Link came back from his adventures in Koholint, Holodrum, and Labrynna and told her her was going to give her some children
>cutemipha.gif
Take your reverse psych crap elsewhere
WW Zelda worst Zelda.
Her virginity will be protected
That's Spirit Tracks Zelda and fuck you anyway
>people are mostly obsessed with the loli gerudo
I can forgive people being obsessed with Urbosa but why almost no love for the LITERAL town full of delicious and socially awkward tall amazons?
I prefer my women to look like women
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BE INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL
Sorry man
She hasn't been a virgin since she telepathically called Link that fateful night
The cutest