STEAM IS FUCKING DOWN

How much? I live alone

Remember when admitting you have a steam account netted you a swift permaban and a personal letter from the admins telling you how to effectively commit suicide?

No, because that never happened

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*cough cough*

So never? We all fucking hated steam when it came out, but it's somewhat alright in the current year, just fuck this online DRM clients BS all-together 2bh

aaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhh

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or even saying the word "facebook" or "twitter"

>that never happened
what is there to even say?

How do us pirate chads stop winning?

...

>you will never shubidubee mofumofu

>what is there to even say?
That you're bullshitting everyone with your lack of proof?

you can pay me in semen

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Who the heck uses steam anymore?

>steam is down,
>Bethesda online can't connect to my game cos of that
>Happens just as i finish a level where i completed a fuck ton of challenges.
>Get no exp at all...

Oh FFS

>one tail
sad!

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Deal

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works fine on my machine :)

Foxes are fucking cute, I wish I had one

LET'S ENJOY SUPPATENKO!

the store is still working, only friends network seems down right now.

Talk to the Russians
youtu.be/HsIibD-TLcM

you can post porn because mods are useless

Saw a little fox at the beach last night. It retreated before I could say hi.

IT'S TIME FOR MAHJONG

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Is it down again?

>no connection
Anyone else getting this right now?

I got it a few minutes ago, and also about an hour ago.

I've had it basically nonstop since I fired up my computer an hour ago. Shit's irritating, I just wanted to try Eternal.

no I just remember people spamming green lex-luthur, some brown box, greentexting, implying, and console wars.

I've been here since 2007 and you're full of shit.

>feeling depressed?
>that's okay, just wait for a cute virgin spirit/demon/deity to show up on your doorstep to wipe all of your troubles away!
anime is a joke

Senko-san reminds you to stay at home to avoid getting sick.

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>feeling depressed
>lol man up faggot and settle for an ugly non-virgin subhuman who'll wipe all of your savings away!
>wait why are sitting alone in your room trying to escape from reality? STOP IT IT'S NOT FUNNY

>invest all your money for games on steam
>steam goes down and you can't access your purchases
Steam fanboys will defend this.

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>shadman

works on my machine

there's an open source steam emulator, retard
don't even need to use any of the scene group ones

Post more Senko

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>whats offline mode

Thats not Senko

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I'm not talking about emus, retard. Learn to read.

>reduced feature mode
Like I said, fanboys will defend it. Steam is just DRM for almost all games on it and retards don't even know it, despite being unable to run their games without logging into their steam account.

it doesn't matter that you weren't
steamworks is only DRM in the barely legal sense
the fact that is has an open source crack means literally all of you're arguments against it are meaningless

>im not talking about emus retard

Not that guy, but do you really turn off your fucking brain whenever you enter this site or is at all just shitposting, kid ?

It's just a program so you can still access your games. How can you not comprehend this ?

>implying a cute virgin spirit/demon/deity would wipe all of my troubles away
>implying anything would
life is a joke

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Figure?
That bunny tail looks like a dust magnet.

Heres your fox wife bro

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>bro just watch some salaryman play around with loli animal gods ad naseum
What's the appeal of this manga/anime?

Yeah it's Carrot from OP

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Only if you post more Carrot

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Why the fuck is she not part of the crew yet

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Yas Forums is a fucking disgrace

It's poison

Vicarious wish fulfillment for burdened souls forced to submit to corporations in exchange for minimum livelihood

whomst do you think requested it

>no connection to steam for 2+ hours now
This is getting me so mad I'm finna bouta drive from the east coast to Seattle and pull a Kyoani on Valve.

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Actually it does matter, I made the post and you responded to my post. Learn to read you dumb ape. >reddit spacing
>doesn't know most games on Steam require Steam to be running in order to play them
Only a small handful can be run directly outside of Steam without it running. Stop consuming fluoride, retard.

fluffing the tail was a euphemism for sex, right? Im not that dense?

how do I get a kitsune gf

Why are steam fanboys such retarded cultists? Valve could charge a subscription for Steam and they'd still defend it.

They can't even opt out of forced updates which can remove features/content and they even defend that.

>moeshit

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Give it time.

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braindead faggot
> Only a small handful can be run directly outside of Steam without it runnin
Let me spell it out for you, you stupid cunt.
Steamsworks DRM is implemented via importing functionality from one of four dynamically linked libraries. If you don’t know what a dll is, kill yourself.
Importing is done based on the filename and export table of the dll.
Dlls are imported from certain locations including next to the executable.
As such, it is possible to replace a dll with one with the same filename and an equal export table but different functionality.
There exists multiple alternative steam .dlls, both by various scene groups and the open source community.
These make it possible to run steamworks games without an account.

nigger

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