Fix TF2 in 5 words or less.
Fix TF2 in 5 words or less
Eli Cruz
Owen Jenkins
Call it Team Fortress 3
Angel Russell
BIG FAT JIGGLY PYRO TITS
Julian Adams
remove matchmaking, nerf soldier
Gavin Russell
Release comic, let game die.
Juan Cruz
I HAVE ATTACHED THIS IMAGE AS REFERENCE.
Adam Ross
I lost my TF2 folder. Send me your best TF2-related pics, Yas Forums, many thanks.
Jayden Bennett
Revert Meet your Match
Austin Ramirez
remove matchmaking and auto balance
Cameron Thompson
Owen Gutierrez
Revert Meet Your Match Update
Jeremiah Smith
Kayden Johnson
make a conscientious objector strangifier.
James Taylor
Ignore and mock competitive players
Jonathan Torres
Carson Mitchell
Here, a classic.
Joseph Howard
Only b4nny can save us
Adam Johnson
Every character is a loli
Jacob Peterson
Carter Russell
Brayden Morales
Carter Ross
Luis Russell
tryhard chad
Nolan Anderson
Give her a role as 10th class, Yas Forums.
Brandon Garcia
Jace Jackson
Bring the old team back
Hunter Cook
Jose Anderson
Jaxson Cook
Meme Master x Overlord
Daniel Williams
Turn back time
Alexander Richardson
She bends over and presents her ass and if you press G you fuck her and gain a health boost
Jonathan Barnes
Basically the Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory medic. Can deal decent damage and also heal teammates, but only by handing out health pickups.
Angel Phillips
These.
Gabriel Gray
b4nny is a huge part of the reason it's in the state it's in today
shooters like this don't survive past 5 to 6 years without a healthy, grass roots comp scene
b4nny put a knife in the comp scene's jugular in like 2013 when the only real competition he had quit en masse because they gave up with trying to compete with his severe autism and constant super teams, he cared about nothing but winning, he had no thoughts of the future of the scene
he built an ivory tower, now he sits alone at the top while it crumbles
Ryan Thomas
Rides a scooter. One other player can hop on the back to reach the front lines as quickly as Scout. She can do this back and forth (she's faster when riding alone) and has a Eureka Effect like self-teleport on a cooldown.
Can tag specific enemies with a tracer to receive more damage and produce a loud pinging noise.
Can perform wheelies or revs to perform trimps and escape danger.
Spy can sap the scooter, leaving her at about Heavy movement speed and forcing her to run back to spawn with just a shitty derringer.
Wears a helmet when driving, making her immune to headshots. Has 160 HP.
Robert Thompson
At least people won't have trouble finding it.
Cooper Peterson
Samuel Hernandez
remove one second from afterburn
Oliver Lee
All I know about her is that she's a spook that cleans up all the Team's messes, and that she has one hell of a work ethic. I can't think how to turn that into something that's anti-fun garbage that's even worse than the spy.
Gabriel Lopez
Sniper/Spy update was the pinnacle of TF2.
Change my mind.
Jack Thomas
remove random crits
Wyatt Collins
remove everything after first hat
Kevin Price
It is fucked for good
Isaiah Rivera
Nerf Spy and Heavy
James Long
YYUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
Eli Sanchez
>team bus driver
This is such a strange concept that I want to see it attempted ingame
Dylan Flores
That's not a good idea. Playing her sounds like a chore, and it's something that the Engineer already does without having to do it actively.
Jackson Bailey
Adam Clark
give demoman a glock
Bentley Jones
that article is bullshit, I guarantee she talked to a few faggots and ethots on tf2center that think they're a part of the comp scene
protip: the comp scene right now is either etf2l if you're EU or rgl if you're NA, soon rgl will take over EU, too
if you don't play in one of these or ozfortress, you are NOT a part of the comp tf2 scene
Parker Morales
In between instigator and griefer I guess
Nathan Flores
>pick up teammate
>drop him in front of enemy sentry gun
>wheelie away
Jaxson Murphy
She could stand to be a bit thicker.
Ayden Morgan
Play something better, like Overwatch.
Isaiah Nguyen
Enforce Structured Work At Valve.
Boom, now TF2 is either officially dead or has people who work on it for their SOLITARY FUCKING JOB. No "oh I could go work on whatever I feel like", they are OBLIGATED to DEVELOP THE FUCKING GAME.
Landon Reyes
so she's a shitty engie tele that takes up a spot on the team and has all the room for human error to be involved
nice idea, autist, stick to your pub servers
Asher Richardson
Add bunny hopping.
Cooper Turner
sounds pretty fraggin' fun gamer
Henry Roberts
Just remove matchmaking. You gain absolutely nothing for leveling up besides making a useless badge shinier. You tried to appeal to the Overwatch crowd and it failed spectacularly. Leave that competitive nonsense to the competitive community and never try that shit again.
Nolan Watson
Something between the instigator and the meme master. I usually just want to start some shit in the chat that eventually gets me banned. Favourite topics include loli smells, American politics and jewish culture.
Evan Bell
Give her a little mounted gun so she can fight and this might be fun.
Jayden Nelson
What's the difference between matchmaking and playing on community servers? Besides community servers having dumb fucking mods on them?
Wyatt Russell
delete everything since WAR update
Matthew Parker
In the comics she has been shown to use the same gun as Spy so she clearly isn't class restricted so let her use any weapon but make her frail so start of a game you get listed what every weapon your team is using and then you pick them
Kevin Stewart
> tryhard chad / the overlord
I enjoy being the monster that kills half the enemy team by looking at them wrong, when I get the chance.
Andrew Perry
Micspam, sprays, mod support, custom maps
Caleb Walker
holy cringe
Ryan Carter
Those all still exist user, but obviously nobody wants to play that shit. They just want a pure ruleset without the aids.
Lucas Butler
+ the homewrecker
John Young
> join server
> people there aren't cunts
> moderation is reasonable
> leave server
> join server later because you remember the people aren't cunts and the mods are reasonable
Try doing that with matchmaking.
Adam Richardson
why the homewrecker, it's fine and not a lot of people use it
David Fisher
You're a retard. It should be everything after MvM at earliest.
Oliver Brooks
Abandonware but still breathing
Caleb Walker
probably an assblasted chapeau spy main
Carson Reyes
William Smith
mommy
Asher Russell
>No voting to extend the map during match. You have to go through the shitty post-match voting system and reload the map again
>All matches end after either one round(CTF and some plr maps) or two victories for one team. Before they lasted as long as the map time was on and you could extend it
>Hard to get in rarely played maps, before you could just jump on plr_pipeline and other people would join there or a map cycle would take you there. Now you sit in the queue for 1000 years hoping someone else is also searching it
>Matchmaking and community servers are so split up that it feels unnatural to jump between them
There is some
James Collins
why do anons pretend community servers are dead? why do they LARP as if they play on them?
Austin Morales
I figured
Gabriel Lee
Everything after Engineer Update*
that way you get all the original class updates weapons and maps like Upward and Gorge but none of the cash shop shit
Gavin Rogers
remove cosmetics and wacky colors
Jaxson King
Cancel Artifact.
No seriously, they moved the entire TF2 team to that game since last year.
Isaiah Lewis
>2 new item drops
Levi Garcia
No spectator mode AND you cant freely switch between teams anymore either. No team scramble as well.