Welp, the gyms are closed. I now have nothing to do except vidya...

>Do agriculture to build muscles
You expect me to try and plant corn seeds and shit in concrete or something? I live in the city

>His only """""hobbies""""" are video games and lifting things so he can set them down
What a fucking loser

>the dribbler

>paying for gyms in the first place

holy shit kys yourself

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Didn't panic buy anything, but I did buy a pack of toilet roll because I forgot if I was running out, and I bulk buy that kind of stuff to save money.

So now I have 26 fucking rolls of toilet paper that will probably last me over a year.

Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter.
Dragon's Dogma is not weeb but can give you a lot of grinding hours too.

>You have to pay for a service

Heaven forbid

>Dad comes home with toilet paper
>Says they bought them at hardware shop
>They’re keeping a handful of bags under the counter to sell off the books

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The Xenoblade series as a whole, I've put over 400 hours in each game.

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Just train at home in the meantime, even with a pair of chairs you can do some cool shit

The fuck are people losing their minds over toilet paper for? If you run out of bog roll just stick you're ass under the bath tap/shower, add a bit of soap and towel off. Hell your butt will end up cleaner than with toilet paper.

>2020
>Not using a bidet
It's like you hate your butt

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Tactics Ogre LUCT

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Yas Forums hates getting actual results, they prefer vague effort that can't be evaluated.

I have no experience with butt hose. How much is it to install?

Do burpees for your people

>LMFAO do field work to build muscle
What am I some 16yo farm boy

Look at all these dyel losers in this thread. The gym is a mans true home. You only enter a gym with dedication for self improvement. No pussy shit stays in the gym. A fatso like you all will walk in, and immediate get discouraged by the guy benching 3plates. Meanwhile those who actually have goals in life will pick up that barbell and do his pathetic low weight bench press like we all started with.

I've been doing pullups/pushups/crunches with a smaller diet so I dont gain weight. Not the best but it covers everything but legs

my legs are too thicc anyway so I dont need to train them as much anymore

>>Toilet Paper
>NOT
>USING
>A
>BIDET
>IN
>2020
>ANNO
>DOMINI
>YEAR
>OF
>OUR
>LORD
>I
>SHIGGY
>DIGGY

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Not him or Yas Forums but calisthenics and cardio are completely free to do without a gym and actually will get you results. Sure, if you want to be a brick shithouse, you'll need to pick up some heavy objects, but you can be in good shape without a gym easily.

I don't use Yas Forums, but it should be pretty obvious a paying a subscription to work out is kind of dumb, unless you live in a closet sized city dwelling.

Nice old man prostate

Play MGQ Paradox

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>bidetfags
>toilet paper plebeians
Baby/wet wipes.

Not all of us are used to taking hot watery substances up the ass, Sven.

>The dump is so clean there's not even any brown on the first wipe

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>being a XIVfag
Not all of us use diapers user. Next thing you'll say is we should be like WoWfags and wear furry suits.

Fuck off varg

Bow before my friction cleaned asshole! Your spray wash is better than toilet paper, but it leaves one without the knowledge of cleanliness that a wipe can communicate. Even bidetfags still dry their ass by wiping it.

Install bidet.

her game

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Just don't be that faggot who clogs the entire sewer by flushing them

I use a septic tank because I live innawoods. So I definitely don't flush them because I'll be the one paying for it if I do. Never flush anything that isn't toilet paper tbqh.

Bodyweight stuff is fine, I'm just talking about general Yas Forumstard mentality. You can see it in the way they talk about conspiracies and politics too.

Gyms are fine, weights are fine, bodyweight stuff is fine, "gain muscle by plowing fields" is fucking retarded.

Active lifestyle is a good baseline for fitness but yeah, some light manual labor with a shit diet just results in a beergut and a bad back.

PC games gave me a hemmoroid but I'm still sitting here because I can't think of shit to do

Play Dragon's Crown, Robert.

Sora no Kiseki
Kingdom Hearts if you're into that
Persona games
SMT games
Ys games
one of those has got to stick
we are likeminded, based piss dabber

>weeb RPG
>good
hehehe

Been playing dq 11 it starts slow but I just got past the big spider guy and it's pretty fun once you get into it

do white people really just wipe their asses with paper and not wash them after?

Hey, at least I can bench 2pl8 for 10.

I MISS MY GYM SESSIONS
But walking in the forest is nice too.

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I wipe my ass as clean as I can when I go to the toilet and wash it in the shower

>Not all of us are used to taking hot watery substances up the ass
Taking up a crusty object up your ass is equally as gay, if that's what you're insinuating. Might as well not wash your ass at all if that's what you're concerned with.
Also:
>Sven
That's not a Czech name. That's a Nordnigger's name.

Based, anyone who doesn't do that is a piss stained tranny.

I shower after my morning dump but I can't really wash my ass at work now can I?

good, that's the civilized way to do it
but apparently white people or americans literally just wipe and then go about their day as if there isnt still shit in their ass

How do I get the damp stink off my dick? I wash it every day and when I peel back the foreskin to piss it has a musky smell.

not always capable of taking a shower though so sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

wash it properly when it's peeled back and dry it afterwards with a towel

Fair. Personally I just shit once a day in the morning and then shower, and will hold until I get home if I actually feel like shitting at work.
It's insanity that North America hasn't adapted to having bidets everywhere. Or at least in private restrooms and homes.

nothin' but net

Wash it thrice, then, you white neanderthal.

Rub the cheese of it. You probably have hard skin.

>Dragon Quest 11 (weebish)
>Final Fantasy 12

either is good

wash it once a day, no soap, and immediately dry off with a towel. And stop cooming so much.
if you're still having problems it might be medical or diet related or some shit

>falling for gym jew
Just buy equipment lmao

>still get that one drop on the underwear anyway

after i've wiped with dry papers i grab som more, fold it and wet it and dab it on my ass to get it extra clean

Beat Saber
Pistol Whip
OhShape
Wii Fit

>imagine not being circumcised L M F A O

nigga, no one cares

>tfw have an AR15 and proficiency with explosives
All those supplies you bought are going to be for me

>not using your free, well-equipped workplace gym where you can grunt and pull weights along with your work bros

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How do you have internet?

Every fucking time.

Caligula Effect is one I'm playing just now. It's pretty weeb. Has a really fun turn based combat system that's quite hard to get to grips with but pays off. I find it similar to Resonance of Fate.

>he dabs his peepee
I get your sister to lick it off for me.

t. Fatso

>being a g(o)ym
Just buy a pair dumbbells you fag.
>List some GOOD weeb rpgs

How the fuck do you dry your ass afterwards though?

there is plenty of rocks you can lift, why the fuck do you even go to the gym?

>Do agriculture to build muscles. (((Gyms))) are degenerate.
Do you happen to lust over images of blonde-haired white women dancing in wheat fields?

I am a penis wizard and I come bearing great wisdoms:
Pull back the skin, shake the dick and lightly squeeze it at the glans.
If you need to be 100% certain, put it in the underwear so that it's facing and touching your leg, this way any piss will be on your skin and not underwear.

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Based. I do the same. I wash my ass after shidding anyway so wiping it perfectly clean isn't necessary.

>He will only feel 1/4th the pleasure I do because the jews took his foreskin
LMAO

Well you can still to incline push ups and shadow boxing.

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maybe he likes having his boipussy wet

>you'll feel 100% of your dick cheese stinking up your crotch, because your parents left you with an anteater dick
Fixed it for you

The year is 2020. Not only do human beings still needlessly carve a piece of flesh off of infants, the practice is protected under religious tradition and it's just accepted and ignored by the majority of people like it's nothing. Surrender your dreams of a glorious future to the immortal barbarism and stupidity of man.

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Cool. Need a piss right now, so I'll try this out. Thanks peener wiard.

i feel bad for user who lost his foreskin, must be horrible to live with a mutilated penis

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>over 100 rolls stocked up over the last few weeks
Sucks to be so retarded and not see where this was going a month ago :^)

christcucks took my foreskin