Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck went so damn wrong?
Doom Eternal: A post-mortem
Lucas Carter
Blake Gray
It makes my wife's boyfriend's dick hard. God I want his BBC to fill my wife up.
Colton Howard
nothing fpbp
Gavin Young
didnt even play 30 mins before uninstalling, cant understand how can people play this boring piece of shit, killing the same crap room after room
Zachary Morales
I'm finishing up 2016 right now before I start eternal. Can I get some non-sperg opinions about Eternal?
Christopher Thomas
Game is almost unrecognizable. This game is made for a wider audience compared to DOOM 2016. Enough said.
Landon Martin
Does this game even have BFG division or Rip & Tear -tier soundtracks?
Jacob Walker
>weak spot system improves weapon diversity and target prioritization
>much lower max ammo across the board, forces you to diversify weapon usage to make the most out of each chainsaw charge as it refills half of each weapon type, so you can't just spam Super Shotgun, RL and Siege Mode like you could in 16
>the speed boost of Blood Fueled now lets you go full SANIC compared to 16
>rune challenges are thankfully gone
>assault rifle scope is actually worth using
>super shotgun is no longer OP like in 16 and its grappling hook is cool as shit
>arena -> hallway -> arena structure is arena -> platforming segment -> arena now, which is at least more engaging
>Gauss Rifle/Ballista is no longer as broken
>Plasma Rifle is actually useful now, OP Stun Bomb has been repurposed as the Ice Bomb with a much larger cooldown
>dashing and monkeybars allow you to more consistently dodge melee enemies and projectiles
>heavy enemies will actually fuck your shit up and appear much more often
>new super-heavy enemies are great and add a lot to combat
>grenade is actually useful now that it falters enemies
>arenas have more variety through environmental hazards
>cutscenes are actually skippable now
>levels waste less of your time with aimless exploration of WALK FROM A TO B and focus more on the action
>revenants have their homing missiles back
>blood punch gives you an actually useful melee option
>more enemies will actually dodge your shit
>being able to stagger Cacodemons with a single shotgun shell is kind of lame though
Nathan Gonzalez
>2020: I am forgotten
Henry Rodriguez
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