How's the quarantine going? What games you playing? For me it's Monster Hunter World

what the fuck is Michele based on that's so specific

No quarantine in Japan because the government is not testing people, therefore officially we don't have a problem. Sooner or later shit will hit the fan.

>wojak
>self insert
this is a new low

Implying that italians are the ones to say "it's just a flu" in this moment

the hateboner Yas Forums and Yas Forums have for italians is unbelievable

BADDA BING

Using my quarantine to finish Act3 of Dragon Quest 11
I married Gemma, am I good?

my job just shutdown for at least 2 weeks, still getting paid though.
I have an unprecedented amount of free time now

The Yas Forums pink wojak is funny

>bongistan
I'm not gonna make it bros...

its unironically just a flu

In the context of biz, it's funny because the retards actually took the advice of strangers on the internet of what to do with their money.

Don't post rage comics, this is not 9gag.

So, any bets on the actual death toll in China? Livestreams and videos from Wuhan make it seem almost completely deserted, so I'd wager it's easily past several hundred thousand

This shit is literally rage comics mixed with those facebook "what type of gurll are you" memes

bro just let everyone get infected right before flu season, post viral conditions are just a spook

>this, though the navy temporarily relaxed grooming standards and cancelled this fitness cycle to make us all stop going to barbers and command PT, so all of us burger sailors are about to get fat and hairy

User1488. I woke up at 8:36pm and will probably go to bed sometime around 11am (after I do my dailies)

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dumb phone poster

Nothing in my life has changed at all, I couldn't care less about this whole ordeal.

The closest I am is the coomer, but pornhub fucking sucks.

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Leonardo here, I'm gonna single handedly save the housing market by coughing everywhere.

based Leonard, make the housing market go down and the boomers all die.

This
It's also normalfag garbage

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Besides change of lung damage from pneumonia, what else is there?
Shouldn't be too severe if it's been suggested that plasma from recovered patients could be used to alleviate the currently infected.

5 fucking years of this shit
or maybe 6, who fucking knows at this point
100 fucking years of the same motherfucking meme repeated over and over
memes have never been funny, and this one is the ur-meme, the one that fucking represents all the others, the least funny meme possible
the left can't meme, the right can't do comedy
evidence enough that memes can never be funny

im unironically user1488

It really isn't but I have to admit I think pic related is pretty good

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It's unironically just a meme, stop being so mad

>unironically
you just parrot shit for no reason, you meme spewing retard

>ciro
>obviously Napoli fan
>description doesn't include "misses vandalazing Juventus fans' vehicles and jeering at Black athletes"

what this guy said: no time for your fag shit meme boy

faster

That's because it's Yas Forums. So it's not some kind of post post post ironic faggotry, it represents something real

Imagine getting this mad over memes

You're right but it's all we have

>5 fucking years of this shit or maybe 6, who fucking knows at this point 100 fucking years of the same motherfucking meme repeated over and over memes have never been funny, and this one is the ur-meme, the one that fucking represents all the others, the least funny meme possible the left can't meme, the right can't do comedy evidence enough that memes can never be funny

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>but it's all we have
"No"

>HIV is just a virus, just like the flu guys! they're all the same
Brainlets need to be exterminated

No, it's all you have

Wtf is a daily

I am you

>can't even copypaste properly
lol the absolute state of wojack retards
how fucking butthurt did my post make you that you couldn't even check what you're doing lmaooooooo

Probably someone who upset the guy who made that.

you can't be me, i'm not a virgin

Why do people spam this crap.

>"what type of gurll are you" memes
Those and buzz feed quizzes are my guilty pleasure

For realsies, I bare fuck a chink in a dingy massage parlor on the regular and she came back from China pretty soon before all this hit. I haven't gotten sick yet, though, so I'm pretty sure I'm ok unless I caught it while picking my nose in the grocery store or someshit.

If you really hate this maymay then yoU should be encouraging people to use it more instead of resisting it

Normalizing it is a faster way of killing memes than just hoping it would fade into obscurity

>How's the quarantine going?

I work in healthcare, I can't really be quarantined at this time, until I get infected of course. I'm fucked.

Neither am I (you)

Just start coofing violently and they'll send you home

I'm a teacher and this whole scenario is a dream come true. Still payed, post lessons online, spend the rest of the day playing vidya. Just picked up animal crossing and getting comfy.

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Yas Forums is normalfag central so this will never happen, they sell merchandise with this shit on them in hot topic, they have official paid twitch emotes with these 'characters' on them, the people that post here buy them, they wear them to far right rallies that pretend to be countercultural but are literally just a demonstration of support for the party in government
it's not 2006, things are different

My job is an considered an essential so I have the privilege to work until I catch it. You better not call in goy, we won't hesitate to fire you even though we can't replace you due to no job applications in this troubled time :)

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i hope the coronavirus kills all the boomer conservatives. it's sad, because they won't be punished to the degree they deserve, but oh well. i guess drowning on your own phlegm isn't that much better than firing squad. it's a shame nobody will read off a list of their crimes first.

Absolutely not. I have no symptoms now, and we're understaffed as is. If I get in contact with someone who tested positive, or get symptoms, without a doubt i'll stay home, but until then, I refuse.

thank you for your hard efforts fighting this virus. i trust that you'll immediately discontinue treatment to anyone in a MAGA hat.

The virus is going to genocide the old, the obese, the asthmatic, and the diabetic.

Remember Jessi Slaughter? She has asthma. Shame she'll likely be dead in 6 months.

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>Remember Jessi Slaughter?
no

Zoom zoom.

>Friend who had pneumonia as an infant and has scars on his lungs is at risk
Oh fuck.

I could not give less of a shit about politics if I tried.

piero is pretty fucking based

that's fine, as long as you continue to not treat anyone who voted for trump, as we have established you are currently doing.

It spreading to the old population and killing them all. Killing younger people with health conditions, it not going away and continually killing because ppl won't quarantine

People of all ages can forget an 'eceleb' that only had a few months of being posted to Yas Forums. She is more known for posting herself at 15/16 to mless then getting turbo overweight and acting crippled than she is for any of those memes.