Why aren't you hacking your switch?

why aren't you hacking your switch?

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Too much of a hassle, I'm not poor and I already pirate all pc games.

between my pc, wii u, ps4, vita and n2dsxl I don't see much of a use for a switch

>I'm not poor
What does being poor have to do with pirating games?
Not all pirates are poor

I play online often

Can I hack the new one, with better battery?

already did
otherwise the whole console wouldn't be worth a purchase
the (exclusive-)games are garbage
hated the zelda games
what kind of faggot thought weapon durability was a good idea
animal crossings, pokemon and mario arent a justification to get the console
nintendo is creatively bankrupt but the toddlers don't see it and gorge the shit nintendo is presenting them down

nothing worth it to hack lol

because my main use for it is to play smash online

I don't think I can because I'm running the latest software. Did something change?

Illegal and reported

I bought one who can't be hacked and I can't return it i'm fucking pissed

you can still play online after hacking it with an emuMMC setup
no

Piracy = Theft

because I like supporting the developers.

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I ask. I now play DOOM online in 60fps, and ultimate mods with others online. I also get to OC my switch which makes everything run way smoother. Nintendo doesn’t ban unless you pirate games or cheat online

no idea how to set that up and, yes, I'm too lazy to really care. Already got a hacked wii u anyway which covers about half the library as it is. I don't want any risk of being banned. Might get a 2nd switch if switch pro rumors are true then hack my old one.

it's perfectly morally acceptable to download the nintenturd's library

Switch doesn't have enough JRPGs I want to play, that aren't available elsewhere. Pokemon and octopath were what I was gonna get it for, we know how octopath turned out, and pokemon too. It's a shame traditional turn based stuff has sort of died out.

It's too hard & complicated
The Wii U had it better

I would only hack my switch to port switch games to PC and run them on an emulator. Shit aint happening anytime soon.

I only really hack consoles that are near their end of life, usually by that time the hacking scene has matured enough that you don't have to emulate NANDS and you are able to download/inject games far easier.

this but unironically, there's also too much risk for fairly small gain (compared to all the VC and back compat of a hacked Wii U)

Because
>It's a lot of hoops to jump through just to make sure you don't get banned via EmuNAND.
>Any plugins I would be using are pointless because I primarily play docked.
PNG screenshots are basically where it begins and ends for me. It's not like I'm playing one of the rare games like Hyrule Warriors in handheld mode where I'd need the cheat to force it into 720p.
>I'm constantly online and now there's constant events online like in Pokemon and now Animal Crossing which would require even more hoops to get the updates.
>Time is not tallied properly and I like seeing how much time I put into games.
>Have to boot back into EmuNAND which takes a bit if you shut the system, down.
>Have to make sure you never turn off airplane mode when in EmuNAND on accident.
Literally the only benefit outside of pirating shit is a couple hacks for some games I'm most likely never going to use, custom themes, and save backups. The downside is potentially getting my system and NNID banned with the risk in the future of them being able to eventually detect EmuNAND like we saw back in 3DS days. There's not even any translation patches that I would even care for.

Says the thief

Where's the best place in the US that sells the modchip?

the switch is already dead nigger no need to hack it anymore

Is it risk free rn? **
How ez is it to pirate games?
I hacked 3 3ds', a Wii, and wiiu, how is it different?
How long does it take?

can i break the switch entirely?

i bought this thing as a paper weight and i really annoys me that its used to play mario

>hack switch
>it got banned
>rip
>suddenly one of my IRL friends asked me if he could play on my switch with me
>say yeah
>load up cuphead (pirated)
>have a fun wholesome experience with my bro
Thank you hacked switch

Can you hack the switch lite?

Yeah throwing it on the concrete will do the trick.

Can’t, mine is a post November 2018 model so it can’t be hacked using the paper clip trick.

BASED

NINTENDO

ARREST THIS MAN

>nintendo bans my switch
oh no wait they didn't because im not a retard who fell for chink cfw meme
>order a new switch from amazon anyway
>choose same day day delivery
>arrives at my doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds the money
>use that money to buy a ps4 and 4 tb drive
>choose no rush shipping because ps4 is fucking dead and has no hacks
>arrives at doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds my money
>use that money to order myself a pizza from domino's
oh wait i dont because domino's is trash
>go to based little caesars instead
>get a hot n ready pepperoni pizza
oh wait i dont because im not a poorfag
>go to costco
>order a cheese pizza
>go home and eat my pizza
get on my level niggas. and fuck nintendo and sony and domino's and fuck little ceasar's

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nope

>I'm constantly online and now there's constant events online like in Pokemon and now Animal Crossing which would require even more hoops to get the updates.
As far as updating games goes, you can update all games easily and quickly via /hbg/ shop. While I will concede it is more hoops, its not as many as you likely think.

No.

literally the same argument as "not all trannies kill themselves". just dont talk degenerate

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This. If you can afford it, regardless if you pirate or not, throw the people bringing you the shit you like a bone while they're still reaping the benefits from it.

HACKING YOUR SWITCH = DRUG ADDICTION


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It's already hacked. I put Darksiders Genesis on there yesterday morning. Had to update the firmware but it was easy as fuck.

But can you update things like in the case of Pokemon SWSH where you HAVE to connect via Mystery Gift to get the data for the exclusive Max Raids? Not everyone wants to cheat the Pokemon in, they want to play fair.

>brings up trannies out of nowhere
Maybe you should join them, fag

>because I like supporting the developers.

Found the cuck

Because I sold it.

Probably. I don't play Pokemon games. There's a reason I limited the scope of my post to updating games.

>installing some shitty firmware
damn, you're some mad hacker bro

>because I like supporting the developers.
You are supporting fat middleaged investors

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old meme alert

>Not everyone wants to cheat the Pokemon in, they want to play fair.
You're like the 1% of pokemon fans. Even hardcore competitive pokefags hack.

seething paypiggy

if you hack your switch you go to hell before you die

most based post on Yas Forums right now

Because it have no games

If I bought my switch in or around Summer 2018, is it still possible to hack it?

I'm talking about like catching the Pokemon on your own. When it comes to perfect Pokemon of course you hack, no one in their right mind does that legitimately. It would take dozens of hours to get one Pokemon let alone perfect legendaries.

Who is this bitch and why is she posted on every board?
Also, she looks way hotter as a blonde

Trannies and the Switch hacking scene go hand in hand

can you even hack a switch lite?

Jumping down to your level would likely kill me.

Should I get switch

Elaborate. I know fuck all about switch hacking

says the one who bought one! lol

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New revision, probably will if it's possible