OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

ZOOM ETERNAL CAN'T EVEN BEAT A 6 MONTH OLD EGS EXCLUSIVE

DOOMKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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why do people like you even come here.

Reminder that big budget marketing is a meme and no matter how hard you shill it ultimately affects nothing.
Good job wasting all your money though, publishers.

> 6 month old game has now players then game that came out today
>Haha zoomkeks btfo’d
Nice post, retard.

>why do people like you even come here.

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SEETHING

RIP N SEETHE

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I'm not though, I've never even played a doom game.
I just question the reasoning behind shit stirring for fleeting (You)'s on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum

Discord has been incredibly desperate for Doom Eternal along with Final Fantasy 7 Remake, the Resident Evil remakes, and other new/upcoming games to fail, which is why they've been spamming these threads nonstop for the last few years. Plus election tourist Yas Forumsirgins who think our site culture is one of never-ending rage and hatred toward everything and want all games to be TORtanic.

I can taste the sòy tears directly through this post.

F2P garbage

Why do people have such a hate boner for EGS. I could not give less of a fuck about what they do. Every game so far they had an exclusive contract on was complete garbage that I would not have bought either way. Young people profit from it though since they hand out so much shit for free. If I was 12 years younger I would probably use it as well.

>people with anime images

why am I not surprised?

Brand loyalty is one hell of a mental illness

There's a fuckton of trannies in Discord raiding Yas Forums.

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why does this matter?

Borderlands 3 had a massive discount. It's not surprising that it's got a lot of players right now.

It's 6 months old my man

For what purpose?

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It matters to the usual crew who've been screaming and shitposting about Doom Eternal for years now.

jesus christ didn't know discord had their little cartoon villains

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They internet posts can fix the world or something, it's just typical nuactivist autism.
Also, you know that "coomer" meme that appeared out of nowhere a year ago?
Also a product of discord tranny raids.

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no one cares you worthless brain damaged retard

>the audience is more receptive to social democratic ideas
lol que?

Don't these people have jobs?

so what

>coomer
Was that supposed to have some sort of effect? It's just a funny meme.

BASED TF2
NO UPDATES FOR 2 YEARS AND IT'S STILL KEEPING UP

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I had no clue people still play Rust.
They fucked up so bad, I miss Rust Legacy

Current players only matters for multiplayer games. It has no bearing on single player games

I don't like the whole exclusivity thing they do to games, but other then that I really don't hate them.
Most of the hate on Yas Forums comes from shitposters pretending to be epic users trying to start something similar to a console war.

>slacktivists
>ever working
And, i'm sure you guessed it, but BLACKED posters, and the ones who ruined /gif/ forever with trap and cuck shit are also discord trannies.

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Coomer was a Yas Forums meme first and foremost you hooligan. I won’t deny it was spammed but it had its origins on a the least videogame oriented board in existence

Because Resetera hates fun
and they will infest and raid tis board once garbage of us 2 is out along with tortanic 2077, which are the shtty games that they are hyping over here.

just report for Flaming and move on.

>200+k on MHW
how the fuck

Don't really give a shit about the coomer meme. The most annoying shit was the NPC spam and the sperging out at bowsette (now doom/isabelle) fanart. Literally no fun allowed

Thats one doomed marine

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They are Naughty Dog, NuBlizzard, disco elysium and obsidian fanboys too.
all threads made here about those garbage games were always made by them, flooded by them, and made in tons to evade good gaming discussion from other stuff.

>pic is one of their members too along with Barry XVKun, Green Skeleton and the Anti-half Life autist from /vr/

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Jesus Christ these people are sickening

It's impossible to not see the massive BBC bullshit being peddled as an invasion. These people need to fucking burn. Like proper inquisition.

what the fuck is a snowbunnie?

RIP AND SEETHE

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csgo reign supreme. wtf

Maybe Skype wasn't such a shithole after all...

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I'm very conflicted over this game. On the one side, the presentation is phenomenal. They really hit it out of the park with the gun models, the environments and the music.

On the other side, they've taken everything that made Doom 2016 good and made it not that way. The UI is bright and crowded. The art style is cartoony and playful. But most importantly, the gameplay is way too complicated and bloated.

From all of the press you'd think that the combat is what makes the game enjoyable. However it feels completely unnatural to play.

So let's start with ammo. There are no ammo drops (or very little of them). The entire concept of scanning the level for ammo drops is gone. Instead, you're constantly without ammo until you use the chainsaw on an enemy. This would be fine if you could do it on many different enemies and if you didn't run out of fuel. But you're constantly running out of fuel, and certain enemies simply cannot get chainsawed (like arachnotron).

Then you've got the monster weaknesses. On paper this sounds great: certain monsters have weaknesses that you can exploit. In practice it's horrific. The cacodemon simply won't die without lobbing a grenade at its face. You can unload your entire machine gun or plasma rifle at it and it won't go down. And before you get to the argument of "well technically, you need to change your playstyle" imagine that you have to get a glorykill on the cacodemon every single time. And the glorykill animation is the same (pull the eyeballs or stabbing it through the eyeball).

To make matters worse you have to pick certain upgrades to enjoy the game properly. For instance, you're basically required to pick the machine gun precision aim upgrade in order to properly kill the revenant. Wait, you chose missiles? Well too bad! The revenant will now be a nightmare. You want to use the autoshotty? Too bad! You need to lob the guns off of the arachnotron.

6 MONTHS OLD EGS EXCLUSIVE CAN'T EVEN BEAT A SHITTY COUNTER STRIKE 1.6 REMAKE MADE IN 2012

HOW WILL RANDY AND RESETERA EVER RECOVER

>Randy Pitchford made this post.

>spends all his time constantly crying about a video game
>claims people laughing at him are the ones who are upset
It's sad that adult men are doing this petulant ten-year-old silliness.

Easy (You)'s and a need to try and fit in with the "Yas Forums is cynical about everything" mentality.

what is that guy a tranny too?

>The art style is cartoony and playful
Making the demons look closer to the classic designs is "cartoony and playful"? Or are you still whining about the HUD and pickups which can be changed in the options menu?

But it's better than 1.6 after they've sorted out the hitboxes and didn't make the pistols overpowered pieces of shit anymore.

Epic Store "employees".

Linus is simply Linus, he is beyond human comprehension.

Duke Nukem will own Doomies hard when he returns too!

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I'm sorry but Doom is out for how long now? And has how much filesize?

You realize that those people probably didn't buy BL3 twice and did actually boycott the game while it was on EGS, right?