ITT: Games that only sold on sex appeal

ITT: Games that only sold on sex appeal

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You first

Overwatch, a hat in time.

Don't pretend for even a second that Nier Tamato sold well off brand recognition alone.

t. hasnt played nier

your mom

I got 2B's game because of Soul Calibur. Perfectly shaped ass was a bonus.

I was going to purchase a new Nier regardless of the character design.

Or setting.

I just been to know that it’s a Yoko Taro game.

a lot of people haven't

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>brand recognition alone.
I never said that, faggot
OP said "only on sex appeal"
Sex appeal helped but it wasn't successful on sex appeal alone

>A hat in time
Huh?

Animal Crossing

There is literally nothing wrong with that.

Don't pretend user, well all know hat in time sold so well because of the cute and funny factor

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Pokemon

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Why 2B was designed with such a sexy body yet doesn't seem to feel sexual desire? It seems conterproductive to project a hot robot who doesn't want to fug.

I got Overwatch because I yearned for that TF2 feel again, but the characters were also cool

now there's only Hamsters, faggots and robots and the game is staler than ever, haven't played in about 2 years

True she should've been programmed with an insatiable cocklust

>Overwatch
When it came out
Not anymore

Seek help

>Seek help

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Seek taste

Because japan still makes sexy girls just for the sake of it. It's a game, why not have her look good?

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have you not seen the robot with the hips?????

>first few hours play a sexy android wearing a high cut leotard as well as thigh high leggings and boots.
>rest of the 30 hour game is boy shorts boy and girl with chest of boy

Best trolling in gaming yet

Atelier Ryza

no one cares you worthless brain damaged retard

Gayboy spotted. A2 is superior to 2B
Slimmer and has better hips

A2 is still pretty sexy

Then what made it so successful retard?

Instant buy after Sherry funny mods

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Please see a professional before you harm children

Donkey Kong 64

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I can take care of myself and my daughter

Don't play any games with violence user, you might end up killing people.

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>A2 is superior to 2B

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>bought it because of 2B threads
>actually a great game
Maybe I should listen to my dick more often

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Exaclty. This ugly thing is the reason I never bothered playing the game.

>4 million copies
>only sold on sex appeal

Speak for yourself no such an amount of people would buy a game for sex appeal.

A bunch of things, fagmo
-Sexy character
-Platinumgames / square enix brand recognition
-Rave reviews
-multiplatform
-Actually a good game

She only want human men and is therefor permanently sexually frustrated.

Taros games coming to PC was a fucking mistake, now we have to deal with retards like OP and other spergs that have only played Automata

Music too and I liked Ending E

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Yeah music too, thanks for reminding me user
A2 had better character development than 2B

Because yoko taro loves beautiful women

2B has the sexier body and that's the only thing that matters in a woman

But Nier was about 9S, not 2B.

Why did he make all the beautiful women in Drakengard 3 die horrible deaths

trannies BTFO. Nier is for /ss/ chads. You're supposed to self insert into 9s.

We need a drakengard remake and Nier releases on steam

>that's the only thing that matters in a woman
Agree, but they're both sexy. A2 is perfectly fine, was my original point friend

You're doing the design process backwards. Drakengard 3 is a game about people dying horrible deaths, and when yoko taro needed to design the people who die these deaths, he made them beautiful women because he wants to see beautiful women

I want to self insert into 9s's tiny butt

Because he loves them

That stopped happening the moment he went full retard.

Even when he won he fucking fell on A2's sword and still fucking died.

Not everyone shows love the same way user

Because that’s what you do with women that you love

Gen 8....yes.

Fates.

Not for me though... I did like the gameplay very much actually.

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It actually did, but there's also a plethora of people who did not care for the ass (that's in for a mere 1/3rd of the game), and staid for the intriguing story and fascinating themes.

A2 is literally the best robutt, faggot.