>killing floor
>you never kill the ground
Killing floor
Oliver Nelson
Nicholas Diaz
>dark souls
>all the souls you pick up are white
Benjamin Cox
>devil may cry
>he never does
Parker Thompson
>only white people have souls
what did from software mean by this?
Sebastian Smith
>doom eternal
>it ends
Cameron Collins
>street fighter
>only c. viper punches the ground, and it doesn't punch back.
Jonathan Morgan
>diablo 2
>you fight five different diablos
Lucas Powell
>only black people have humanity
what the FUCK
Joseph Wright
>team fortress 2
>no one works as a team
Jaxon Perez
>ninja gaiden
>no den of gay ninjas anywhere...
Shit game.
Jace Barnes
>monster hunter
>you never hunt the real monster israel
Samuel Anderson
>Half Life
>you start with full life
Josiah Sanders
>Spore
>can't play as fungi
Dylan White
>Kingdom Hearts
>There is no actual kingdom of hearts
Mason Foster
>Final Fantasy
>It's still going
Joseph Campbell
That's not a contradiction, it's just a probability, you triple berry white chocolate swirl cookie-dough douchebag
Caleb Robinson
>animal crossing
>your character doesn't turn into an animal slowly over time
Lincoln Hill
>ARMS
>Most of the cast has none
Nicholas Walker
>persona 5
>doesn't have any spanish people
Adam Bailey
I want to fuck Ryu's tight little cunt.
Liam Hughes
>mario
>you play as luigi
Isaac Rodriguez
Isn't "Alice in Wonderland"'s world queen the Queen of Hearts? Wouldn't that mean she governs the Kingdom of Hearts?
Luke Fisher
>The Long Dark
>
Gabriel Gutierrez
>donkey kong country
>there is no country called donkey kong
Leo Bennett
is that a challenge?
Nicholas Torres
It's only the rain.
Camden Ross
It's an island country.
Sebastian Cox
>megaman
>kim dot com never shows up
Noah Davis
>blue shift
>gameplay is in the full light spectrum
Joshua Morris
>final fantasy
>it never ends
Dominic Rodriguez
>darkest dungeon
>can see just fine
James Myers
>halo
>there isn’-wait fuck
Andrew Hernandez
>the binding of isaac
>isaac can freely move
Luis Fisher
>he didn't play the game
Ethan Gutierrez
>luigis mansion
>he doesn't own the mansion
Hunter Nguyen
There's only one Diablo named enemy
Brody Young
>rainbow six
>no rainbows in sight
Colton Torres
He technically does in the first one
Nathaniel Nelson
>Fire Emblem
>90% of the time the "emblem" isn't even on fire
Julian Russell
>Metroid
>You never met Roid
Ethan Martinez
>Rayman Origins
>Its not the origin of Rayman
Landon Gray
>Ocarina of Time
>You don't use the ocarina to time travel
Benjamin Jackson
>Call of Cthulhu
>He doesn't call you. In fact, he doesn't even have your numbers.
Jordan Price
>Mirror's Edge
>there aren't any mirrors in the entire game
Isaiah Brooks
>Tekken
>who is Ken and how does one tek him?
Jordan Butler
>metroid fusion
>Its vore, not fusion
Christopher James
>Luigi’s Mansion 3
>there’s only one building, he doesn’t own it and it’s actually a hotel
Eli Ramirez
>Dragon Quest
>The quest has never been about dragons
Joseph Wood
>killing floor
>the floor is a pretty standard surface that rarely harms anyone
Cooper Robinson
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Carter Miller
>Harvest Moon
>You're not in a mining spacecraft stripmining the moon
Landon Collins
>left 4 dead
>alive and surrounded by a party of 3 other people
Anthony Cruz
>killing floor
>the floor doesn't kill you
Parker Diaz
>4 dead
>3 other people
>4+3 = 7
Checked
Ian Watson
>dead island
>the island is green and luscious
David Scott
>SpongeBob: Battle for bikini bottom
>you're not fighting over a bikini bottom
Oliver Peterson
>Hexen
>First level is SEVEN portals
Julian Cox
Meant for
Jace Howard
>game is called Snake Eater
>you can't eat snakes
Isaiah Watson
Devil cries: results may vary
Juan Reed
EVA is the Snake Eater (´・ω・｀)
Ian Evans
he does in dmc 2 ending
Ayden Gomez
what? Did you play it?