Fire emblem three houses

Meanwhile, at Yas Forumsarreg Mach monastery...

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Nothing to report!

>it's another "Lysithea spergs about someone not liking cake" episode
What is this bitches problem?

Dunked Cyril's head in the commode today. What a dumbass lmao

>Be swordmaster running the tournament
>Some mute professor who thinks his class is hot shit sends out a negro who doesn't even know how to use swords
>ez win ingcoming
>He can barely hit anything
>He can't dodge
>Suddenly realize nobody is doing any damage
>He proceeds to completely facetank my entire platoon
>He doesn't even stop to drink his gatorade inbetween bouts

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I went on a date with that Empire slut today, totally going to bang her before I'm sent out to put down the Eastern Church heretics.

Lmao that new teacher looks like a frog

Based and redpilled. Fuck Almrya, fuck Duscur, fuck the Empire, and fuck Dagda.

I'm going to fuck Flayn and then cut her drills

>work your ass off to become instructor at prestigious academy
>next person to walk in, some literal who autistic merc gets made a professor
>didn't even want the job but got it anyway
What is this bullshit

AYO TEACH MARIANNE HAS CREST HERPES
DONT APPROACH HER

>mutt spreading rumours about pure church going white girl
Fuck off Claude, go back to Almyra, nobody wants you here.

Did you see that guy who broke his neck practising backflips for Hunter's Volley? Nasty stuff

Was talking to Flayn today, I caught Seteth watching us from a distance. He seems to get really pissed when I offered to share some fish I caught with Flayn, anyone know what is up with that? He's creepy as fuck, is he a massive siscon or what?

Encountered some man in green armor today. He didn't say much, and carried some sort of twin barreled musket with him.

>"what do you mean we ran out of cake and tea again this week? who the fuck drinks so much tea?!"

GUY'S I HEARD FLAYN AND SETETH TALKING AND CALLING EACH OTHER CICHOL AND CETHLEANN WHAT THE FUCK

They are just larping since they are so devout, what's there to question?

Hey does that Jeritza dude freak anyone else out? I swear he looks at me like a hunter looking at prey.

Let me guess, you think that because he's from the empire don't you, fucking racist.

Since she never leaves her room the only way you'd know that is if you spied on her.

Detention for both of you.

Why the fuck are my favorite tea leaves more expensive than a fucking iron weapon?! LADY RHEA, DO SOMETHING!!

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Edelgard wouldn't be on Yas Forums, she'd be reposting Yas Forums memes on Twitter and selling red trucker hats online saying "make fodlan great again."

Guys how do we graduate?? I don't see any end-of-year exams on the curriculum.

I asked my house professor what I have to do to graduate and he just sighed sadly at me then walked away

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I'm going to marry Edelgard!

Actually...

You do realize graduation is meaningless anyways, right? The thing that matters in the real world is class mastery. If you haven't already gotten qualified for at least one advanced class by now you might as well quit. Pretty much everyone who enters graduates, you have to be a total idiot to fail.

They should have scheduled the exams by now though, but they're probably just busy or something. Nothing to worry about.

are you worthy?

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I’m going to do it
I’m going to write her a love letter

Soon I’ll be fucking those sweet archbishop hips.

Wish me luck boys

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Dunno about you guys but when I hear stories of Saint Seiros I imagine her looking just like Rhea.

I keep trying to tell everyone that there's a fucking town of people living underneath the monastery, but no one fucking believes me. Seteth even came to me the other day and told to stfu up or else he would have me expelled. What do?

Anyone wondering what's up with those golem looking things at the bottom of the ravine under the bridge?

You guys seen the new professor? Dresses like a total slag.

The new professor is a man. You’re thinking of Manuela

Hey, why does my new professor look like someone who killed my bandit father?

I don't understand how Professor Manuela is still single. She looks amazing, she has beautiful big breasts, she is the best cook in the monastery and a great singer too!

Why does your dad look like someone who got rekt by a twelve year old merc kid?

Rhea cut in line once in the dining hall one time and I can't stand her.

Stop trying to get my dick you thirsty hag.

…don't go to her room…

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>I don't understand how Professor Manuela is still single.

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As if she'd ever post on Yas Forums, I'm not that desperate

>drinks too much
I’d marry her on the spot. That’s my fetisg

I've heard she will sometimes give assignment extensions in exchange for "favors". Is this true? I'm desperate and willing to swap houses.

Don't say that out loud, I hear the faerghus prince and her are fucking after classes. He'll break your spine in half

Has anyone else on the nightwatch noticed Marianne sneaking into the stables at night? I haven't reported on it yet since I really don't think it's too much of a problem though, all she's probably doing is just checking up on Dorte.

Hey, why is that tomboy girl from Golden Deer house always hanging out with an old man?

Try following her in. Something nice might happen.

That's the captain of the fucking knights you retard. I heard they're fucking.

Yo I just saw my House Leader lift a cart with one hand, how the fuck do we crestlets compete?

Stop posting, Manuela. Don't you have a class to teach?

>he doesn’t have a crest

LOL

…That must be my father…Can you tell him that his son is looking for him…Actually it would be better if you can ask him how old am I?

She's trying way too hard for them to be fucking already, and the captain keeps looking at Rhea in the dining hall.

agreed, the few, little flaws only make her more endearing if anything

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You don't know how old you are!? How did Jeralt raise you!?

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Guys I just saw Ingrid kick down that NEET girls door and I hear screaming, what should I do?

samefag

Ok so I was just snooping around some tunnels and I saw this qt girl with purple hair and makeup. Should I ask her out? She looks like she's in my league.

It's about time for class, professor probably asked her to.

eavesdrop and masturbate, if the coast is clear enter the room, cock out

Ask what the fuck that NEET girl did to have friends to save her ass while you don't have anyone

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>get assigned to a simple relief mission
>okay.png
>head off at the end of the month like usual
>finally get there and the entire village is on fire
>random villagers have their eyes rolled entirely into the backs of their heads and are killing pretty much everyone else
>mfw
Why can't we just get patrol missions like the other houses

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Get Dedue to break it up, she'll properly stop what she's doing to quote statistics at him again.

I THINK GARREG MACH SUCKS

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I just saw the new professor walking around the dorm at night? And he went into Lady Edelgard's room! What are they doing in there!?

I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING WYVERN LORD

I FUCKING HATE WYVERNS

I JUST WANNA BE A MORTAL SAVANT AND ACT COOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOESN'T MY TEACHER UNDERSTAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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