How can a man live with himself after doing something like that?

How can a man live with himself after doing something like that?

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idk but i will never play sotn again. completely ruined the game

Do what?

>vampire so can't go to heaven
>can't get diseases
>didn't create any offspring
Knowing this is there any reason he shouldn't have gay sex

>there any reason he shouldn't have gay sex

So he won't be walking around with a loose bootyhole?

I didn't see the show but wasn't he raped?

It didn't seem so bad.

It was kinda like when a hooker asks you if you like eating pussy and you give the "y-yes" and then her friend sits on your face without asking I washed my mouth with rubbing alcohol after and felt like a slut

What? Have sex? Like you would know. Fucking nerd.

Does he have to live forever with a loose butthole or will it recover?

How can Alucucks compete with Grantchads?

Reminder that CotM is the best Castlevania. Only complete losers who watch westernshit and suck at video games would disagree.

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I just wish they had showed his erect cock and balls in close up while the nigger fucked his tight boipucci. Maybe they could have had him bouncing up and down on the BBC while his semi-erect dick and tight ballsack flopped up and down, a shimmering strand of precum dribbling out onto the bed. Idk just would have made it more like the games.

This. If you're gonna be living forever you can't just walk around with a loose bootyhole.
Its ridiculous.

the virgin heir
>takes it in the ass
>spends 400000 years moping over his fate
>never sires a child (because he's gay)
>gay fighting game combos for pointless flashy moves that you will never actually use
>his game is the easiest of the Metroidvanias
>best weapon combo is a girly magic wand and a shield he gave his own name LMAO
>"muh super special angel demon blood lets me use holy weapons and the darkness,,, truly my fate is a curse,,,,,,,"

THE CHAD REINCARNATION
>has GF since before his game even started
>the most powerful CV main character
>defeated the strongest Belmont in single combat
>defeated the source of Dracula's power and tamed it
>wields the powers of every demon he has ever fought with the ease of a subweapon, does not actually need subweapons
>goes apeshit whenever anyone touches his GF
>feared by vampires the world over, Alucard included
>could become Dracula 2.0 at any moment but doesn't because he doesn't feel like it
>can use a grenade launcher, proton cannon and a teddy bear full of sand

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Westernshit is based but CotM is also based

Yeah but he’s the only one who knows since they are front yard decorations now

Won't it regenerate?

Tyrone keep your gay vampire fantasies under control

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>how can a man live with himself after doing sometging like that?
>imblyign

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Charlotte!

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>the worst thing to happen to Alucard is have based bisexual sex with Japanese twins
You guys are all a bunch of insecure pansies

Needs a remake. It's visuals and music gave me a headache as a kid but it was pretty fun. Was my first Castlevania so I had no idea where to go and never finished it though

>Shaming a literal virgin manchild for not knowing what sex entails and accepting to do it more for the emotional bonding between human friends than for the sexual gratification

Leave Alucard alone, he's a good boy.

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Yes, it is. Most men would rather have just about anything happen to them other than be ass fucked. Its a loss of dignity that's hard to come back from, that's why most people are disgusted by gay men, that's why gay men are typically crying when coming out, they are basically admitting to trading their dignity for pleasure and disappointing everyone.

The retards here are all election tourists who think everything they don't like is degeneracy and is invented by jews to genocide white people
It's amazing how stupid you can become when you willingly subject yourself to intense propaganda when you're a teenager

Alright, i just watched all 3 seasons.

1 was pretty great. For some reason it didn't have Grant though.

2 was mediocre through and through, with about 12 minutes of decently animated action. Better to just look up the fight scenes on youtube than sit through all 8 episodes

3 was cringe and embarrassing. Had fuck all action until the final episode, and even then it was mostly shit

Men have dignity?

Murder his own father.

bones stood the test of time

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Underrated

Go back and forth for half an hour and hit flying heads in a sack.

what are some good metroidvanias i can play during this quarantine

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based i ate hooker pussy too 4 times

>Knowing this is there any reason he shouldn't have gay sex
His mother wouldn't have liked it.

why not

>Watch me die and remember always my last words to you...
>No gay shit

Because it was extremely frowned upon by humans and the culture she was from. Even if she may have been a lot more open minded than most, I doubt she would have been fancied her son doing gay shit.

That's a pretty terrible reason.

Easy because he outlives them since he's immune to AIDS and the people he fucks aren't.

This shouldn't be surprising. Alucard is a canonical virgin in the games and therefore implied gay. Only reason he didn't come out was the social stigma during the 15th century.

Let's be real, exactly how damaging is this to Alucard's character? Personally I find that the personality of the games' Alucard and the show's Alucard are so at odds that I can't really even see them as the same character.

how do you know he's immune to AIDS? What if AIDS kills vampires

based

Why is Yas Forums so obssesed with gay people and gay anal?

I hope you at least made them 69 in front of you.

Its pretty bad. Imagine if batman was bi and got his guts beat up by some degenerates, or any respectable fictional character for that matter, you lose a lot of cool points instantly.

People can tolerate a character who is already gay as fuck because their perception of them is already that of them being a bottom bitch sub human, but to have it come as a surprise means having to adjust to seeing them as the loose booty bitch that they are.

Why is everyone so butthurt about the Netflix series? It's not like it's canon or anything.

It's completely forced outrage. Imagine if every time you brought up Mario people started raving about the live-action movie. Or the Hitman movie. Or the Max Payne movie. Or every shitty adaptation for every game. Another example would be if people went "isn't protoman a bad guy????" in Megaman threads and said that it ruined their perception of him as a heroic character.

what's wrong with soccer, user?

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it wouldn't become loose in the first place
if he never ages or gets wrinkles and scars from mundane weapons there's no reason he doesn't stay permanently tight

His physical booty hole might regain tightness, but his spiritual bootyhole will always be loose. He will never forget the pain and shame of that ass fucking, it'll be a cringe moment that haunts him for the rest of his days.

>B-but he was raped! *gasp*

Is this the pinnacle of Yas Forums copeness? What kind of mental gymnastics do you need to swing through to get this retarded shit to make sense? Alucard is a vampire that could easily kill them both, and he was willingly unfolding his ass cheeks for a deep burrowing long before he was tied to the bed by magics.

Alucard is and forever will be a gayboy now. Deal with.

If we acted like this over every shitty adaptation, people would need to remain mad to this day about bowser in the mario movie.

>Dhampir
>spiritual
soulless!

Why?

Go suck more chink dick faggot.

So who’s Best Belmont?

u should try it sometime hon ;3

Don't know. Ask your dads

>Expecting anything else from a NETFLIX show.

>Alucard is a canonical virgin in the games
What.

Not damaging at all unless you somehow think that the shitty American anime is more canon than the games. That would be like letting the terrible Hobbit movies ruin the original book for you even though they’re completely separate things.