Girl joins the game

OMG SO EPIC!!!

cute white supremacist

Fortnite

>nose piercing
>pale sickly skin
>bags under eyes

Okay Israeli

Girls aren’t good on average but the fact that they have support squads of orbiters around them is what makes them inflated in the leaderboards

Isnt this that girl that got her head chopped off by some Yas Forumstard?

don't misuse the quote function

I wanna put her through a fucking fish tank

ITT : Shit that never happens

nobody cares, but you.

>nose ring
Trash human being. Literally worthless

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>>pale sickly skin
>>bags under eyes
these are attractive traits.

Sort of like a Tripcode?

some mid weaver in doto match i played like a year ago, based as fuck

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*jaw drops to the floor*
*eyes shoot out of skull and fly back in*
AWOOGA, AWOOGA! homina homina homina homina
*steam bursts out of ears*
*whistles twice*
AWOOOOOOGA! *bangs table repeatedly*

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BETWEEN THE PLANES

This never happens because girls that are actually good at games never use voice coms or has a girly screen name or avatar. If they do it's actually a dude.

Anything you say doesn’t matter, namefag
Kys

>Add a cool ass dude that is both good at the game and has great banter
>Play with them a dozen times more
>Get on voice and it turns out my bro has ovaries
Why does this keep happening to me

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>finding people who don't take care of their body attractive
I bet she's depressed and high maintenance.

saved

kek

Hmm... the Yas Forums catalog... *sees OP post*

*Eye balls shoot out of sockets with train horn sound*
*Steam comes out of ears*
*Tongue rolls out like royal carpet and I crank the side of my head to roll it up*
*Bow tie does 360*
*Combs hair and twitches eye brows*
*Eyes turn into slot machines making jackpot sound with melons*
*Conscience appears next to me both have boxing gloves and they knock me fuck out and I fall on my back with a rose in my hand and I float up to heaven with ghost erection*

Helluva woman!!!!! Wooga!

i like high maintenance cars so high maintenance girls shouldn't be any different.

for me, it's the ears poking out of her hair. love that, so cute

Perfect, then she can't leave me

>girl joins match
>forces herself into every conversation
>has to be center of attention
>shut up bitch
>she leaves
>guy who replaces is a bro

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stop insulting kelly

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My best friend is a tomboy girl and does this. The amount of orbiters she gets is fucking insane. The entire reason she's a tomboy is because she's asexual and cannot give a fuck about whatever dumb shit most staceys care about. All she wants to do is play vidya and kick ass.

It's nice that she does "favors" for me too since we trust each other. Despite her asexuality.

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THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

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>play games
>own noobs in games
>teammate says shes a girl!!!!
>hate and insult her to upkeep status quo
>she adds me and likes to play with me
>cum
what do i do Yas Forumsros

now this is what i want wrapped around my weiner

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If you think women act like cars... you're in for a world of hurt. Cars don't talk. Cars don't tell you OK when they're not. Cars don't expect you to say certain words/phrases to solve her issues. You fix a car and it's fixed, no guessing or saying the wrong thing or trying to fix the wrong thing and the car decides to kick you in the balls. Etc.

>fuck you

kelly got a bf and is now uggo

instagram.com/p/B9HcD0rhPNy/

>favors
milky handjobs or what?

ITT: Things that never happened.

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Women really like nice bulges

Never once met a female gamer that wasn't bottom of the scoreboard and if you bring this up to them that they're playing bad the orbiter squad with her kicks you.

lmao

>but u have to..be my girlfriend!!
> *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!'
> *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..
> *adjusts collar and looks firmly*
>what do yuo sasy to my proposal?
> *waits patiently*

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Whatever I ask for within reason, but I don't very often or anything. We really are more like friends but she gets that other people are sexual so just helps me out sometimes. We have kind of an intimate connection as friends but its not a relationship or anything. She gets very nervous about sexy stuff and its pretty cute. She prefers something where she's in charge but in a small/easy way so it's usually foreplay stuff/hands/mouth rather than full intercourse (has happened though).

>asexual
pfff

>Australian joins the game
>they actually talk a lot of shit
>match ends
>good on ya cunts

God i wish that was me

this world.... its not fair....

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Australians have top tier banter love playing with those bastards.

She looks like she sucks and fucks black guys.

Yeah I know the memes. She seems legit though, the chick doesn't get turned on by anything. Doesn't matter what the fuck she is shown. Whether its chads or twinks or other girls, she just doesn't seem to give a shit. She calls some things "aesthetic" though and admits to liking very specific things. None of them make super sense though.

having an asexual as friends with benefits seams like a good deal.

do americans really?

tumblr tier fantasy. shut up faggot

How can you play with Australians (unless you are from Australia yourself)? Ping will fuck you up in any game.

I know that's a big meme here and all but I actually think she looks like that type of e-girl who has a supremely uggo looking chinese/korean boyfriend. Know the kind I mean? You can just imagine some overweight pie-faced fucker standing next to her dressed like trash while she beams as if she's found a 10/10.

Yes you know they're a coalburner when you see them

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>admits to liking very specific things.
like what? btw is she hot?

when she smiles my pp wants to insert into her? what's wrong

Immigration/Tourism exists.

>she pegs you afterwards

It is, just she treats the sex part kinda like business/a bother even if she's nice enough to offer it. She doesn't get into it or anything and I'm not the kind of guy turned on by more emotionless sex or anything. I think what I enjoy about it is how "rare" it feels. Like I know she doesn't even want to get a boyfriend and do stuff so if she's willing to do anything with me I kind of feel supremely lucky/special in a sense. Other times if I ask she kinda coldly just goes "well have someone handle it then" cause she aint in the mood to offer.

Cope fagget

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