What were they THINKING?

you can just walk over it

WELL, BEING ABLE TO FUCKING PLAY IT

LIKE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?!

16 bits

For real though, how the fuck did that big piece of shit even fit on traditional wall outlets?

8 bits

"Football"... Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!

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He’d rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

>people say AVGN became insta-shit after episode 100 when Atari Sports is post-100 and is actually the best AVGN episode
Incredibly poor taste on most user's part. The real downfall is when Screenwave came in.

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WHAT WAS HE THINKING

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Really? I'll watch it right now and tell you what I think.

Is Mike Matei Romanian?

I'll be waiting, user

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yeah

once the writting formula became evident AVGN became boring. I actually have way more fun listening to James talking about stuff

1 bit

Who dat

So how's James' life going to turn out? Is he just gonna keep making AVGN forever and then retire?

half bit

his wife on the left

thats from the Top Gun landing scene though.
it was his best "ASS" ever desu.

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extremely rare april smiling pic, there is literally no other photo of her smiling

THE WRIST GAAEM!!!!

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Looks like a standard 40 something year old American

I don't think that is smiling. There are certain facial bits that are static that would prove this is just teeth showing.

>American
If you told me that was a Dutch/English bitch in her native land I would believe you long before "american"

Honestly didn't care for the first 3 minutes or so, but the rest was solid AVGN. Was really surprised at the complete lack of music though, don't think any of his original 100 had no music throughout the whole thing.

FUCK Screenwave bring back the old monster madness of James talking over footage with scripts god damn it, this new shit with the fucking fat fucks is awful.

Good AVGN is a dichotomy of James' own crass humor and his soothing explanations of the culture or media he grew up with. Some prefer the former, some the latter, some desire a fine balance. I think Atari Sports has a great balance of both executed very well and that's why I like it so much.

BEEEEE SEVENTEEEEENNNNN
BALLLLMMEERRRRRRR

I like Rental Reviews but nothing beats classic Monster Madness.

i guess that just goes to show you how retarded Yas Forums is since women like her get call mutts/goblinas all the time if they're from the US.

God, I wish James did more video like this where he talks about a subject he's interested in
youtube.com/watch?v=q9D74m628gQ

My favorite scene

The congo one is good but after a while you realize all they do is talk in circles or bring up random facts you dont really care about

no time

>Making Of
>Nintendo World Championship
>Dark Castle
>Ghosts n' Goblins
>Atari Sports
>Tiger Games
>Big Rigs
>Seaman
>Paperboy
>Berenstein Bears
It got hit or miss, but there's still quality post-100. Ryan usurping the show is the point of no return.

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This it feels like hes running out of games that speak to him sure he has HUNDREDS of games but almost all the good episodes are ones he played as a kid just out of your list
Ghosts and goblins, tiger games, paper boy, and Bernstein bears(sorta) I think him having a connection that helps take us back really does help

Nintendo World Championship is the worst fucking episode, fuck.

Colecovision was pretty based otherwise though.

This is my favorite genre of Yas Forums thread

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He’s romanian / german. And from the photo I saw his cock is uncut. Anyone else here seen it?

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>majoras mask review
what was he thinking?

is that a recreation of his dickpic? lol
looks big as fuck

I remember someone posting his dick pic on here before years ago. I just remember thinking that it was bigger than mine.

Alright fuck the game lets try bomb squad

So based

yep

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What did he mean by this?

THE CODE THE CODE DO YOU HAVE THE CODE

I'M PLAYING A NES GAME THAT SAYS KILL ALL NIGGERS

I've read before that Mike has a big dick. So how big is it already?

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