FUCKING GAMESTOP
FUCKING GAMESTOP
The virus wont kill you fucking retard
Yeah, it only makes you bedridden and scars your lung tissue. No biggie.
I-is that...
a bi-yearly WHO-sponsored VIRUS HYSTERIA????
Oh my god, it's gonna
Gonna
HAPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Oh god it's HAPPOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Except it can and will if you get it
Why would gamestop even need to stay open either way?
Doesn't surprise me they're trying this shit. They're already on the verge of bankruptcy, if they got shutdown they'd be done for good
Cause muh money
Because they say they are essential, I know games can keep you distracted during quarantine but really? you can order stuff online or just do digital downloads, on the other hand they seem to be capitalizing on desperate times when people have to turn in their stuff for quick bucks.
>dude its the flu CLOSE EVERYTHING
>People are killing themselves in stores to stock up for this
It has a pretty fucking high mortality rate for people your parents age. Since you live in their basement still and rely on them to feed you, maybe consider that? W/e if they die and you end up homeless it's just another really good reason not to donate to food banks faggot.
They're desperate so they don't go under
>being this retarded
y i k e s
it destroys your lungs defense which leaves them wide open for any shit really (almost like it's a bioweapon)
but yeah sure it's nothingburger just a flu bro
Yeah you dumb
It's not about you. It's about preventing the spread. You might be fine, but the people you come into contact with while you're contagious may not, and even if they're fine too, the people THEY come into contact may not. Eventually all roads lead to a bunch of people dying when they would have otherwise been fine.
>It has a pretty fucking high mortality rate for people your parents age. Since you live in their basement still and rely on them to feed you, maybe consider that? W/e if they die and you end up homeless it's just another really good reason not to donate to food banks faggot.
This is my biggest fear currently living as a NEET
What are you going to do when your parents do die?
The reason they're not closing is cause they'll go bankrupt if they're forced to close their stores for 30 days. GameStop has been on the edge for a while now. Its a last ditch effort for them.
Didn't know so many people on Yas Forums were retarded.
Homelessness. Or suicide.
Just use drones to deliver games to gamers.
You don't get it dude.
Buying 5 more Funko Pops is more important than toilet paper.
kys
I still haven't seen a single reputable source about memevirus raping your lungs permanently
Looks like the Russians are here.
looks like its over for gamestop, looks like theyre gonna have to hange theria name to game-no-more aHahaahaahaa
>Why would gamestop even need to stay open either way?
i NEED funko pops to enhance my experience of working at home in these troubled times
>It's alright bro, just defy the state and risk arrest and/or death to stay at your retail desk while in the midst of a plague for minimum wage
Because they know that if they close down, they're not opening back up. Ever.
>gamestop saving lives allowing their employees to afford rent and food
umm based? why do we hate them again?
They're afraid the wagies will forget their 1000 scripted phrases to convince the consumer to preorder the latest slow-burn, triple AAA arthouse cinematic masterpiece
Kinda says a lot when FUCKING GAMESTOP has to pick up the US Government's slack
You guys really are fucking morons.
I'll remind you all that grocery stores are remaining open and have hundreds of people come through stocking up. Several times more traffic than what a gamestop would see.
Gamestop can at least limit the amount of people inside at any given time to decrease risks. You dumb fuckers try getting people to behave inside a grocery store where the spread is far more likely to happen.
Gamestop is shit but have the basic knowledge to realize that retail need to find someway to stay open for business. And it's not like the people who delivering all that crap you buy off amazon can't be carrying the virus as well.
>gamestop saving lives allowing their employees to afford rent and food
>Thinking anyone can pay for food and rent with a Gamestop job.
>Thinking it's cool to stay open when there is a virus spreading like wildfire.
>rent
No one is going to be paying rent.
>But they'll be evicted
No they won't.
>But the police
The police are not going to enforce evictions.
Those stores are well stocked and receiving shipments nightly, and closing earlier than usual so they can disinfect the floors and counters, gamestop isn't doing any of that, kids are coughing and touching everything in a small claustrophobic store and gamestop employees are supposed to take it with a smile.
You can't escape fate Gamestop. Either digital games or covid 19 will take you.
>I'll remind you all that grocery stores are remaining open
Food is essential you dumb cunt. Games aren't
>Gamestop can at least limit the amount of people inside
Most Gamestops are dirty shitholes on a normal day and they already lied to people saying that they have hand sanitizer when most of them DON'T
>And it's not like the people who delivering all that crap you buy off amazon
Amazon has shut down you retarded fucker
good goy, the ((american government)) cares about you
games are good at keeping people indoors, food is not, people keep going back outside for food runs and it's becoming the single most dangerous activity you could do
No one is allowed to get evicted for a while dipshit. Do you not watch the news
Fuck off back to Yas Forums
don't worry they'll just ruin your credit and make it so that you can never get another apartment in that city ever agai
Hey dumb cunt, the president already made an executive order concerning evictions and rent payments. Keep being a retard though.
of course of course, just keep telling yourself it's allllll one big coincidence.....
Not just that, but if the medical system gets overloadead because virus is spreading like crazy and you get sick with something not related to corona (and maybe much worse), good luck getting help.
Try and eat your physical game copies than faggot.
most americans are obese and could stand to starve for several weeks to months, it would actually do them some good
Women: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Stores: go bankrupt
Women: MEN HELP US
Yeah, they're totally going to do that to millions of Americans so that everyone will end up homeless. Such big brains you have user
>suspended
very good yes, once ((we)) make sure ((our)) soliders haven't all died out from famine then ((we)) can come cellect just as the weakened goys think the worst is over....
I mean they weren't closing stores when bears were mauling people, why would they now
kill yourself or educate yourself
>Take care of my 93 year old grandma
>My dad is a 64 year old smoker with compromised lungs
Guess it sucks that I care about people that aren't myself.
((they)) will get ((their)) money, one way or another....
who would this benefit? never understood why apartments make it impossible to rent. it's like they don't want your money. that's why I live in a camper van. comfy as fuck and I save roughly 1000 a month.
>Yas Forums retards
ah very good, low-interest ((loans)), at least until you have to miss a payment, then the gloves are off......
90% of people who buy physical games are literal hoarders collecting cheap plastic anyway who never come in contact with anyone else, its not likely they would spread the virus.
The rich should die off.
How long are these threads gonna keep going?
Why not a zero interest loan? Or just give people money?
WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT COLLECTING INTEREST FROM IT'S OWN CITIZENS
probably until February of next year.
>ME ME ME
Not surprising, we got one crop of memes that will never die so why expect new memes to ever die.
because inflation, dumbass
they need that money and the ((rich)) aren't trickling down despite all the concessions for some crazy reason.....
>tfw caring about my parents well being, making sure they have enough food and supplies in their house
>they still go out and think the coronavirus is overblown
MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE DAMN NEAR 80