Gentlemen, behold! Krystal.
Gentlemen, behold! Krystal
Nicholas Campbell
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Cooper Bennett
I hate all furfags
Jaxon Howard
So glad this shitty character will never be in Smash
Jose Flores
>Never the girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the ovaries to step out of her love interest comfort even when Nintendo threw millions at her
>Never had a good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo system of the 00’s
>Main evented the lowest drawing DS exclusive of the 00’s
>Tanked the buyrate of Command so hard her sequel was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of furries because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 6th best member of Star Fox Assault
>Only the 15th best member of Star Fox Command
>Her drama in Command was cringeworthy
>Her tribal outfit/skintight jump suit was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""KURSED"""""""" in one of Command’s endings
>Shit taste in video games
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the Nintendo crowd so badly she was reduced to an assist trophy in Smash Bros. which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being in one of 12 GCN games that actually sold more than a million copies
>Drew so poorly in her 2006 game that Miyu and Fay of all people had to take the spotlight off her
>spent the latter part of her career buried by superior young talent
>The biggest impact she had was being a furrybait porn character for sad neckbearded furry manchildren who can't grow up and get actual lives
Josiah Thomas
Hello? Based Department? WHY WON’T YOU RETURN MY FUCKING CALLS?
Aaron Jenkins
same
Brody Davis
But you love Krystal
Michael Martinez
I want a Krystal wife
Charles Morgan
krystal fucks human men
Blake Taylor