*kills 16 of the most powerful beings in existence for one crumb of pussy*

Simp is short for simpleton, you simp.

If the pussy good it's worth it bruh

Other than sounding similar, has simp ever been an abbreviation for simpleton? It seems like if you’re insulting a stupid person, you don’t want to dumb your speech down in the process

He gets to /ss/ Mono AND Agro, forever stuck in that garden.
Dormin horns are not that big of a deal tbhfamalam.

Without a doubt. I wouldn't spend 10$ on pussy let alone slay monsters to get it. It basically goes back to how romance was used to turned men into pussy beggars and brainwashed them to think shit like this was cool. The worst part is in reality she would wake up and still fuck the asshole from the village.

Goddamn I hate this place.

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why are normalfags so obsessed with inventing new words to insult people with?

12th Colossus is an awesome design with a shit fight.

I’m talking about spoken language. Not written

All the good ones target them.

>t. person who frequents a board obsessed with inventing new words to insult people with

lol at her mutant little toe

>Gets reincarnated as a kid just to die again

Shut up, boomerzoomer.

eh, it's a bit different here because it's mostly in good fun and for bantz.
but normalfags are way too malicious with it and take it too seriously.

You're right, why don't they use wojaks? Those are the peak of comedy and not stale at all.

stop reading PUA shit. Girls love attention, they just don't want it from neckbeards.

The exact opposite is true.

craziest grip strength. This guy's dick is probably numb after he jerks off

it's literally the same thing

hmm

Clearly it's been used user and I've heard it in conversation. It's not some magical rare insult. Your logic is predicated on shortening a word makes it "dumber," which is incredibly shoddy. It's like saying calling someone a tard makes the person uttering the insult retarded because you didn't bother to use the full word.

Shut up simp.

No. It's never once been said. You are right because of your narrow life experience.

Learn the language, underage ESL retard.

I don't listen to simps, simp.

Why has the truncated form of the word simpleton suddenly become meme of the month

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Because simps started using "simp" in place of pussy whipped beta male.

Of course you don't listen to your betters and that's why you don't know anything.

Incredibly brief life experience and a lack of knowledge on the English language. It's truly the ultimate retard meme and you can disregard literally anyone that says it as underage.

If they had taste, then they wouldn't be footfags.

Not even close

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Lol were you caught simping? Tell us all about her

It's a noun, ESL breh.

lmao, that's some pua incel shit right there
irl chads absolutely do chase pussy, and pussy chases chad, and everyone is much happier and less bitter and competitive.
There's so much more variety in the world than any incel would have you believe, because they have experienced none of it and so can't comprehend it. And also because incels inherently have a combative, us vs. them mentality and so can't view ANYTHING except in a black-and-white, us vs. them sense. If that's all they see in the world, then that's all there must be right?
Except no, tons of chads date nerdy girls, tons of staceys don't want chads but prefer to mommydom nerdy twink types, women in general don't exclusively want chad bods (in fact on average women prefer dad bods) and most successful men who get laid a lot actually don't see sex and a struggle and competition - because it isn't for them.

>twitter nigger

Too late. Now it's a verb.

>tons of chads date nerdy girls
chads fuck all girls, that's why they're chads, dumbass
>tons of staceys don't want chads but prefer to mommydom nerdy twink types
lmao stopped reading there, cuck

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>Urban Dictionary
Oh god I'm laughing at you

Yeah he’s got the forearm strength of 50 Olympic gymnasts.

so how many times have you had sex in the last month then?
once? twice?
certainly no more than that
sad...

I wouldn't know if simp is the correct word, hell if I know what the word even means now with all the memery, but what I cans ay is that Wander is not an example to follow. He literally put pussy on a pedestal and got fucked HARD for it.

They aren't true Chads then.

Isn't that kid in Ico his kid with her?

Mario is the biggest simp in games.

We need more MGTOW protags.

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breh
metro.co.uk/2020/01/04/what-is-simping-and-what-is-a-simp-12001620/

>if you regularly have sex then you can't possibly be a pathetic cuck

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Space end was best end. All the girls in that game were cunts.

Whats pua?

>20
She looks 30.

People make words, and they use them. Obviously there is rules and masters in language but only people give the means

Wander got a mommy in exchange. He might have even gotten her pregnant since he started the line of horned people and there's literally no one else in that part of the world. In what world is getting a second chance at /ss/ getting fucked over?

Idk simp, but mongoloid would be a better definition, even ico was more smart than this fag.

>date
>fuck
pick one lol

youtube.com/watch?v=0dq5z0qbYOE

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it was the only pussy

>was all ready for sotc thread
>it's an "arguing about simps" thread

Fuck you guys. I wanna talk about Wander and his waifu.

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We all played the game my guy, what do you want to talk about

According to Yas Forums, this guy is a "chad".

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>more smart
sigh

>betters
is this really what simps believe? Hilarious simp cope. Simp.

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Damn that guy got rekt. Keep it up user. Clean this vile board of its filth.

There's absolutely nothing to discuss about the relation between those two other than pure speculation.

If you want SOTC discussion, talk about the cut colossi. Every so often I imagine the scenario of that boar colossi. I a chase fight on that plain to the left of the big bridge, while Swift Horse plays.

Absolute seethe post. Sorry simp, you're over your head. You don't even understand the language.

You're all going to start using the word "wack" again. I don't care how you use it or what context you decide to use it in, you're just going to use it again. This is non-negotiable. You get one week for it to catch on.

Or smarter, you understand faggot.

Wander did nothing wrong. Giving your life for your lady is completely justified.

already been saying it ironically

Can we use shway instead?

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Simps like you are a constant source of comedy for us. We're all laughing at you, simp. Cope.

Simps: 0, Me: 1

>Giving your life for your lady is completely justified.

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>Simp! Lol i said it again. Man i bet anonymoise is really laughing with me here. Simp simp simp

Youre fuckin retarded

That's wack, user. It'll never catch on.

Shway will replace "very" by 2030.

Wander was blinded by love enough to not care about the consequences of his actions. I don't think he considered what could go wrong, only that he could save his love.

we are forgink memesk

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What video?

BF-455