He plays as the space virgins

>fight chaos
>blow myself up with a frag grenade to kill chaos marine
>embrace the emperor
based

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Where do people even go when they die in 40k? a dark void? space heaven? does there soul just get eaten by a chaos god

>all soldiers are 40 year old, five-o-clock shadowed white men
>white general has ceremonial uniform with pauldrons, cape, and wolverine knuckle gauntlets
Yeah, I'm thinking WH40K is fucking retarded.

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oh no no no

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that guy's probably in his 20s, constant war does that to a person

>he doesn't play as the IG, his favorite Space Marine chapter, the Adeptus Mechanicus, the SoB, and the Inquisition

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Uhh cringe?

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Their souls are protected by the Emperor's influence in the Warp.

>anime girl SoB
fuck off faggot

>Wanting to willingly, unironically serve one of if not all four chucklefraks that instead of representing ALL EMOTIONS they represent only the NEGATIVES
>Willingly wanting to get screwed over them and the chances of you becoming a Daemon Prince are almost as slim as there being peace in the galaxy
GET BENT CHAOS DOLT.

So warp heaven?

As far as I know, yes their souls are blissed without the blight of the chaos gods thankfully unless you're unfortunate enough to die to a Daemon, Soul-stealing weapon, Psyker with strong maelstrom style powers, or Eldar and they'd probably send human souls straight to the raw warp because they're assholes.

just join the tau and get some blue pussy, you shut ins

The tau sterilize humans though

based

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I miss pre-HH novels 40k.

>thought HH was like an 8 book series
>it's actually 50+ and it's still going
wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=DnPLjA3vEG8
who was in the right?

your right where is the lgbt representation, oh wait slaanesh loves that shit! Go take your intolerant cringe to the dark elves

>playing as any of the mon'keigh at all
Enjoy being inferior I guess

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>following the 54th novel the Horus Heresy main series concluded and was replaced by the Siege of Terra series
>the 54th novel
what in the unholy fuck

>Saw another Dan Abnett book on the shelf

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Despiste being a shitpost, I hate the fact the Cardianfucks are basically the Smurfs of the Imperial guard

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>Eldar
>dumb enough to believe that if they blow up a planet they can kill the nid hive fleet
>meanwhile the Empire basically has a proven method that works everytime without needing to sacrifice planets

>thinking you'll have the time to build them in the first place

That's because 40k has shitty writers that want nothing more than to wank the Imperium and humanity despite the original idea of it being an absolutely inefficient mess that makes all sorts of stupid decisions for the sake of following dogma. All the different armies are supposed to have their flaws which is something nu-40k writers don't seem to understand, so they just make every non-Impeirum faction look like a joke. Them and the cuntheads anyway, who have mary-sue level powers.

What an interesting webm.

>filename not SQUAD_BROKEN
You had one chance and you blew it.

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the film Zulu where they just mow down darkies like a scythe through wheat.

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Eldar schemes only work when the enemies they're scheming against are dumber than them

Good job completely missing the point

Seethe harder elf fag
>we’re so good at everything and are retardedly aerodynamic but we have a tragic fate abloobloobloo
Literal pleb magnet, worse then Tau.

>completley misses the point that all factions are supposed to be a retarded mess

There is literally no proof Eldar are hyper intelligent aside from them saying so, they just coast off ancient tech and muh visions. They’re arrogant faggots with a disgusting aesthetic who have the most insipid fluff outside of teh ancient relic bullshit. Cope harder you fucking boring cunt.

As opposed to
>we're so good at everything but nothing
SM is THE fucking pleb filter, this cannot be argued, and Tau is for fags that don't actually like 40k

No I agree that's the way it should be, my issue is the guy's argument was that Eldar can't do shit but Imperium apparently has a way to do shit right every time which is fucking cringe

>They’re arrogant faggots
This is 40k you stupid fuck who the fuck isn't? Whether or not the IoM is inferior is debatable but their arrogance is no less than the Eldar's.

Because the imperium is at present the most powerful and versatile faction from a logistical standpoint. Existentially are they the strongest? not really if you factor out plot armor.

Eldar arrogance is literally their only personality trait beyond feeling sorry for themselves and vocally claiming to be competent. It’s the only way the retards that waste their lives writing Eldar lore know how to communicate intellect, the fact that the artist don’t know how to make them look advanced beyond lol curvy sci-fi visual-mush compounds the foundational issues with this abortion of a faction.

Which is stupid. Amongst the intelligent races the Imperium has always been the largest and probably strongest but they were supposed to be a logistical disaster, between many worlds having little contact with the Imperium at large, constant heresy popping up on fringe worlds and how it spreads itself out so thin. Yet now it outdoes both the Eldar and even Tau in that regard and are pretty much the best at everything.

All the races barring humanity are one note as fuck because despite the setting having hundreds of books now no one ever writes books for them and when the stars align and it happens it's a fucking hack like Gav Thorpe who does it.

Easy, become a Rogue Trader. They're typically space pirates mixed with neutral parties smart enough to not piss off Emperium of Man and avoids Chaos unless there's some nice loot in it.

If the Eldar were so smart then maybe they wouldn't be in constant war like everyone else

You're talking about a race that literally fucked a god into existence. Those space elf retards are well below "smart".

Imperial guardsWOMAN are good at dying and deserve a decent Chadmarine peen after holding the line ,but only ONCE a day

IG used to be great but power creep has made them basically as bad as ultrasmurfs now

>M2020
>still no Horus Heresy series of games

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I've read them all. I regret nothing. I regret everything.

Which ones are the good ones

copy paste frim /tg/s /hhg
To have a decent understanding of the story/characters, you basically have to read:

1.) Horus Rising
2.) False Gods
3.) Galaxy in Flames
4.) Flight of the Eisenstein
5.) Fulgrim
6.) Legion
7.) Fallen Angels
8.) A Thousand Sons
9.) First Heretic
10.) Deliverance Lost
11.) Know No Fear
12.) Fear to Tread
13.) Angel Exterminatus
14.) Vulkan Lives
15.) Unremembered Empire
16.) Scars
17.) Vengeful Spirit
18.) The Path of Heaven
19.) Praetorian of Dorn
20.) Master of Mankind
21.) Ruinstorm
22.) Old Earth
23.) Wolfsbane
24.) Slaves to Darkness
25.) The Buried Dagger
26.) The Solar War
27.) The Lost and the Damned
28.) The First Wall
29.) Saturnine + the rest of the Siege of Terra books

The novellas Crimson Fist, Prince of Crows, The Serpent Beneath, The Reflection Crack'd, The Lion, and Weregeld as well as the Garro stories (presented together in the Anthology Garro) are also advised.

There is an even shorter (HH Abridged basically) route but I wouldn't recommend it as you miss tons. Reading the HH series seems daunting but the books are individually usually pretty short and once you're immersed into it you'll be glad you did the work.

First three
Fulgrim isn't that good but I like it because EC
Thousand Sons and Prospero Burns
Know No Fear
First Heretic and Betrayer
Scars and Path of Heaven are pretty good if you like White Scars
Praetorian of Dorn
Wolfsbane is ok
Buried Dagger if you like Deathguard

Wasn't Azariah corrupting half the chapter at this point? It's been awhile, so I don't remember the whole timeline.

holy shit the music in this game is great

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Now that I think about it, how come there is no chaos God of love or indifference

>God of love
nurgle

>how come there is no chaos God of love
You are looking for Nurgle or Slaneesh

Nurgle for legitimate love and companionship, Slaanesh for angry sex and BDSM

The Imperial Guard

Isn't nurgle the god of decay and rebirth? The point is that shouldn't there be a dedicated chaos God of love or discipline?

>Dark Angels are more considered with hiding their autistic past instead of doing their fucking job
The Guard did nothing wrong

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