Massive panic due to new virus

Is it okay if I download this funny video picture?

>get my temperature measured at work and it's high
>have to leave work and stay at home
>animal crossing is here
>no money
>will get cents next month
I hate it I hate this virus with everything I have

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>they said my job could never in a million years be done remotely/from home
>literally sitting here doing my job remotely from the comfort of my home thanks to coronavirus fears
>play vidya while collecting a paycheck
>can cook, clean, shitpost online
>overtime easier to pick up than ever before, so I've "worked" 60 hours this week
>indeed, it feels wasteful to NOT pick up extra hours if I'm gonna sit down and game
>employees unanimously report being happier than ever before
>job gets done better than when we're stuck in the fucking office

I really fucking hope this causes my employer to consider letting employees work remotely full time. I could leave the damn city and get a house somewhere that I actually want to live but still get paid. It's the best of all worlds.

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>tfw in the military
>we never close
Hours been getting kinda short doe. Plus I don't have to worry about not getting paid.

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>no money
So you don't even have some 50$ in your account? How? How do you live like that while having a work?

>old farts, fat fucks and people with overall weak genes.
rip white people finally gone from this earth

>tfw was living frugally anyway and had a grand saved up and took the time to pick through stuff that was left to get some decent food stocked up like a calm rational person
Knackered from all the walking around though.

>I really fucking hope

Listen, we both know that it fucking won't. Shifting away from their retarded, old traditions is still too hard for them.
>contact all people you know that work from home and let them contact others
>document your sucess and how you feel and how it impacts everything related to work in a good way
>prepare a powerpoint with a group of dedicated people and be ready to campaign that shit until you get allowed home office.

Make sure to point out all benefits. Ideally get some guys with mental health issues (proper documented by a doc) and let them say how it helped them not having stress at the office. Make it all about health, happieness and mention the overtime and how you felt good about doing it. Good luck.

I've been fixing and making my apartment cozy, paying bills and trying to somewhat live a life. My wage sucks big time just like this whole country, so no, not even 50€ in my account for a video game I've been looking to play for months

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It gets better. The Republicans just laid out the Trumpbux plan. You only get money if you filed taxes in 2018.

Neets BTFO.

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Okay now i got the broader picture. So it's not an all time low where you simply can't collect any spare money. It's just low where lot's of payments happened at once. Spend less for a while. Only the bills you need and no cozy stuff, priority is now the game.
Also, we can't say how economy will be after corona, maybe hard times. So plan to save up some cash.

Go ahead my friend, it's all yours!

Do you not realize the world is set up so most people literally have to live paycheck to paycheck?

fake.

I hope it kills your parents

look at the strings its not real

That's just returning a mini part of the taxes that wagies had to give away. So you don't actually gain shit if you had to work for it.

We have a working social security net here in germany so i'm not part of the trump bux anyway. But these 1000$ are a laughable amount to bait consoomers into consumtion to prop up the crashing economy.
Btw, the FED pumped 500 billion dollars into the system already two times to save the markets.

Even if trump gave every american (327 millions) a 1000$, that still would be only 327 billion $. But it's even less because only adults will get trumpbux. So yeah, it's all a big meme. But probably good enough for the normies to actually save the markets.

cnbc.com/2020/03/16/fed-says-it-will-offer-an-additional-500-billion-in-overnight-repo-funding-markets.html

>lose 130lbs over the past few years
>mfw lowered my risk ahead of this shit
Feels good.

>work flight line
>hours are even more intense because less air traffic so we can do more sorties because lol gotta make numbers big
>which leads to even more broke shit and more work

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I'm a fat fuck but I have strong jeans they haven't torn even after I've been wearing them for 2 years.

I know. But not like that. One little problem with your payment and you can't pay a bill and it becomes a debt with a fat fee and shit spirals downward from there.
But that person made it like that by himself because he bought stuff while paying for outstanding bills, read the thread. I would have restricted myself to a maximum until i have some cash on the side, for really bad days. And only then i'd start thinking about cozy furniture.

>tfw no virus that only kills niggers

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The internet lied to you. I'm sitting inside, with the only disease I have to worry about being my crippling depression!

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ebola, but that one only works on unhygienic ones from dirty countries

Republicans:
its nothing bro just some china virus that could never come to america
okay there's a few cases but its all under control and just a democrat hoax any
okay its spreading but its just a flu bro
okay people are dying but really its nothing big
here have money please. i know i spent years saying muh bootstraps but please re-elect me

Bernie will never win you dumb retard.

Only if you're a retard.

i never said anything about bernie. talk about fucking triggered lmao

do we have any user working on a cruisse line or a travel agency ?

>muh depression

oh you poor zoomie

Admit you wanted him to win.

i will now vote trump. thanks user

If the other diseases didn't wipe us out, neither will this.

thank. also donate to his veterans charity so he can embezzle i mean donate to veterans

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I hate it, because I was trying to live in a less isolated way and maybe even get laid, but now the panic around the virus has forced me to live like a NEET yet again. I'm genuinely pissed.

are jannies really this assblasted someone said nigger?

sounds good to me. thanks for the advice based trumpbro

SHUT THE FEED UP

>got 6+ months worth of wages in the bank
>can last well over a year to cover essential expenses
Feels good not to be a financial brainlet

>Wake up in a cold sweat a couple of times, fearing that my grandmother might catch the coronavirus and die
>She ended up hospitalized this week and died early this morning due an unrelated thing

I want to die so I can be with her again. I can't live without her.

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emoluments clause is only for triggered libs to whine about. laws shouldn't apply to you if you're #winning

>finally get a little bit of motivation to fix my fucked up neet life
>immediately get fucked by the virus
god i fucking wish we would just nuke china

That's life. Everyone you love will die, and probably before you do.

based boomer killing virus, hope that cunt left something for you in her will

>due to an unrelated thing

Basic reading comprehension, user.

absolutely agree based trumpbro

We had a disease that targeted only niggers, fags and junkies but the fucking morons created drugs to survive it, and recently made one that prevents it too.

jannyggers SEETHING

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HOLY BASED

MY NAME IS

based

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If you're reading this, you probably already got the virus and didn't realize it.

the virus is putting young people in the hospital as well. the "covid-19 only impacts the elderly" bit has wound up to not be true; you could very well wind up hospitalized or die from it. the only people who aren't being seriously affected are teens and younger