Are you ready for $100 GAMING MASKS, Yas Forums?

>giving free money
>erode freedoms

whatever

I'll be taking preorders starting tomorrow

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Bruh they're about to give us 2000 bucks each

>we used HOLE technology

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the money they are "giving" you is not even theirs you fucking retard

soul
soulless

If this was happening only in America, I'd be tempted to believe you, but even my Scandinavian social democracy utopia has managed to put all party politics on standby to stand united to save the country. Hell, the sitting regent addressed the country, first time that's happened since WWII. It's an actual happening, whether you like it or not.

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Happening, no. This isn't enough to be a happening. It will however bring a lot of changes to society as a whole.

>what is end to end encryption? who needs that!
You’re glowing.

Did I say it wasn’t happening, or did I say that it’s being used against us? Idiot.

Maybe used against YOU, because you live in a 3rd world shithole. Not used against me or my countrymen, or we revolt. That much has been made clear.

$1000 actually, and it may not even happen, but I bet they're also probably thinking about sneaking a bunch of riders through and turning the relief/stimulus bill into a trojan horse for ending encryption or further market deregulation.

They're fighting with everything they have to keep the market propped up just until the democrats take over and then they can blame the libs again for the gop's actions. Hopefully the virus mutates but in all probablity it'll only get less lethal.

Fucking simps enabling foids

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>>giving free money
you mean giving a tiny bit of your own money back?

i wanna be there when the beast show its real face just to watch you cry and scream as you get to experience armageddon first hand you blind motherfucker

I swear to God I hope the virus mutates and goes nuclear, unrealistic as that may be.

Because they all want the same. Restrict and take away freedoms and have you believe whatever the propaganda machine tells you once you are afraid enough. Every gubment and their media lackeys are the same in this regard, no matter if it's in Europe, Asia or America.

I was wondering what would happen if ANOTHER virus popped up at the same time right now. Would be kinda funny

I've been prepping since January, and you should still take your meds.

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DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW GOY!!!! GO OUT AND BUY MORE TOILET PAPER!!

>finally ready to buy up a VR headset
>the model I want is out of stock unless I pay double the price
Fuck you Corona-Chan.

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how's the corona italy
heard all those worthless pakis are helping it spread

absolutely nothing because every country is in quarantine and it wouldn't get a chance to spread

Whose supply shortage?

>digital tags for humans

haha nah

The Republicans didn't cause the Wuhan virus, you absolutely brain dead redditard. If you want to get mad at someone, get mad at China.

sneed

Not enough fabric to make masks so now they have to use worn panties.

Italians are their own downfall
Thats what happen when you have a culture of kissing people on the cheek when you meet them and touching each other faces all the time

only if she is cute

Exactly user, WHO's shortage.

don't group italians with n*rthniggers
thanks

Whoa there goy, we're giving you $1000, not $2000. What would you even do with $500? Waste it on toys or food? $250 is more than enough to help you through these trying times.

>US now is saying that any industry that gets a bailout will become partially owned by the government
>Airline, car, candy, liquor, candy, restaurant, and hotel industries have all asked for bailouts

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Time to invest in gardening.

Ok but why would North Korea and China have to do the same, you fucking retard

Good these industries can't be trusted on their own if they need a bailout

it's the ilerminaty

fpbp, go away commies.

a non majority white country cant handle freedom

Remember back in 2008~2009 when you could legitimately call GM "Government Motors"?

you said that the mass media were CAUSING mass hysteria, not just exploiting it, so yes you implied that there wasn't an actual pandemic to be worried about.

Fucking based
Christtards BTFO
>m-muh beast

>tfw barter, speech, and survival build
Finally, my greatness will be recognized!

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Spaniard here. I want money too.
Give me your gold, or I'll sail over there to cough and conquer your land. Again.

Surgical masks are designed specifically to stop you from coughing, spitting, or breathing onto an open wound. They are not particularly effective at protecting you from airborne diseases. It helps a bit if worn by the infected person to prevent them from coughing and spraying germs everywhere, but if you are wearing one in public to not get sick you're almost just as well off bringing your fucking healing crystals and peppermint oil

try it faglord

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there isn't
corona is just a shitty flu

youtube.com/watch?v=DuMR1wdBFDI
I'm looking forward to the Trump vs Biden debates, it will be the most hilarious shit in 2020

Not what I said you ESL.
The two party system is such that both the Dems and Republicans (GOP actually) represent the same interests in this global economy, their personal standings in business, and America's standing as the dominant superpower.

For several decades now, each cycle goes that the GOP will undertake some course of action that will immediately boost but then lead to an unstable and decaying market, as they deregulate while also facilitating further growth and consolidation among the world's leading corporations in America's interest. The only people to directly profit off these actions are the multi-millionaire and billionaire stakeholders in these corporations, some personally or family owned.
Then when the market does inevitably go sour after the dems take the presidency or house following vietnam 3.0(?) in the fucking middle east, they can lay the blame on the libs, and then the libs will reset and start the cycle over.

It's rigged.

Are they making other colors too?

No more games, Will.

The joke
you

Achoo

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video games

The virus is just a temporary, unexpected problem. They were trying to keep everything afloat until after November, when either Trump gets another term or the dems would take the presidency.

That's still the goal in the short-term; they can't have us in recession until after the election cycle.

>every country in the world is getting their economy and stock markets battered by a global pandemic
>"It's the Republicans fault the US stock market is falling!"
Unbelievably retarded.

are awesome

>Hopefully the virus mutates

you're a fucking lunatic, seek help

*teleports a slight breeze behind your armada*
Nothing personnel Don Quixote.

>the media is purposefully causing mass hysteria
3400 deaths in Italy total
100 deaths in France in the last 24h
You have no clue of what's happening right now, but you will soon enough

I hope so. I hope every country in the western world lose all of their freedom and protection laws, and only then they'll experience the hell that is living in the real world.

V I D E O G A M E S
somebody generate a word search for the love of god

If the media is not reporting on something, it's a coverup
If the media is reporting on something, it's mass hysteria
There is no arguing with these schizos

NOOOOOOO GOBERMENT SENPAI, YOU KEEP MY MONEY
DONT GIVE IT BACK TO ME, THATS SOCIALISM AAAAAAAAA