Are Witchers just god-like in bed or are all the women in this universe sluts?

No STDs either, because witchers are immune to those.
Both of those things are pretty important in a time when condoms aren't a thing yet.

>a little ugly
Maybe in 1 and 2 but he's a 10/10 in 3.

He definitely looks the worst in 2. As if his toxicity level is maxed out at all times.

Without the risk of getting pregnant women would be fucking all the time. Geralt is sterile

hes had at least 80 years of experience

1. Both.
2. We're constantly reminded that witchers are mutant freaks, but are always described/shown as buff, though man with but few off-features such as, well, grey hair (the humanity!) and cat-like eyes (1/5 the woman wouldn't even pay attention to a man's eyes, 1/5 would find it to be a turn-on, other either wouldn't mind or would be willing to swallow this frog to get some from the super strong, experienced, sterile rough bad ass that just rode into town).

these, he's basically a dildo with a pulse

Geralt just happens to be the most attractive person who has ever lived, I think normal Witchers fuck less.

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>all women
Well, desu it's not that many. The one's he does bang (the one's who aren't actually prostitutes) are just women who are attracted to him because he's strong af, beautiful, and smart.

There are dudes on Tinder right now age 20 who lift and have god tier facial structure who have fucked 10x the amount of girls geralt has

>twink geralt

Aren't half the people he sleeps with whores? Arent another 3rd impoverished elf herbalists? Arent the last 10% sorceress?
ISNT IT FUCKING MEDIVAL TIMES?

What do you think people did all day for entertainment? Sex was a lot less taboo before puritans fucked everything up.

Plus he practically only fucks outcasts who see him as the only other magical humanoid male who doesnt have a literal goat head.

imagine if Geralt met Ciri when he was young

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No internet and the rest of the dudes there except for main cast looks like they have an illness plus people died like flies, see the dude that is super hot go by not gonna be shy about it

He fucked 12 women over ~25 years. That's literally nothing in the witcher world.

And how witchers are sterile helps too

ciri isn't a slut

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He's sterile, so they can go wild with him.

thay can't live forever ithik, they just age a lot more slowly

>has a vagina tattoo
>ciri isn't a slut

She literally is

Witchers are pretty sexy, but Geralt is like the alpha chad there's literally no man that can compete with him, plus he treats most women like shit

books aren't canon nerds

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They are if i chosse them to be so take that

>peak physical condition
Have you seen the NPCs in these games? Market traders are built like the Rock

>immediately wants to fuck some random peasants he barely knows inside a barn

yeah game Ciri is much more pure

Yeah but that's a shortcut the devs took, not having to keep too many body models in the game.
Besides, The Rock would not be as good in bed as someone with Geralt's physique.
When it comes to stamina: Lean and agile > ripped and huge

that's only if you're a cuck enough to tell her to do it

wrong, they factually aren't canon, if it's not in the game it didn't happen

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Immune to disease

>universe
It's almost exclusively sorceresses and whores though. And I might say there's barely any difference between the two.

Though you have to assume, too, that geralt has super human stamina though. He's probably a preferable lay to about anyone, just for the novelty and virility.

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>Infertile in the middle ages
Dude's basically a medieval dildo on legs, chadness is almost inconsequential at this point.

Witchers are basically twilight vampires.

It's just magic. How you think axii works?

It's based on trashy fantasy erotica so everyone acts like they're from a doujin.

>are all the women in this universe sluts
All women in the our universe are sluts so I don't see why this is hard to believe

How come you haven't been able to score then?

Because they're only sluts for the top 1% of men. The rest is fucked.

The Rock is leaner than Cavill, dude. Lean = low bodyfat.

based. Ciri is for handholding only

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Most men have 5+ sexual partners, so it's mathematically impossible that only the top 1% scores. I've fucked a dozen chicks and I'm only slightly above average.

and cuddling

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I imagine that more than half of geralts roughness is innate and not age related.

naked, with your dick inside of her.

That's not how statistics work. 7.5 partners is the average for males. Which can mean that for every guy that's slept with 100 women there are fifteen guys that have slept with 0-1. Keep in mind, that average is self reported, and men tend to exaggerate while women try to minimize, which is why the average partners for women is 2.5 (yeah fuckin' right lol) when it should be about equal to the men's average with a decent sample size.

>are all the women in this universe sluts?
>Implying there's a universe where they aren't

This was also weird to me, sure their immune to diseases, but that doesn't mean they can't be carriers.

To add, that guy is wrong with the 1% line. It's more like 20% of guys get 80% of the lays. The old 80/20 rule.

>handsome
>decades of experience
>dangerous bad boy medievil fantasy style
>sterile
>batman tier physique
>slutty whores and easy going women in general
Simple as

Yeah because medieval peasants will consider that.

Well in the case of Yen and Triss, Geralt being a magic mutant is a sexual stimulant for sorceresses, his dick is basically a magic vibrator so that's why the 3 of them have so much sexual tension

How is it possible than the average for men is bigger than the average for women? Isn't needed a woman and a man to have sex? Answer me this, if there are 10 men and 10 woman in a country and 1 man fucks 10 women while the other men fuck nothing, the average for both will still be 1. So how can the average for women big less? That's just empiric proof that they're lying, at least with such a huge difference.

Neither, what you described happens when the character in the game is the center of the universe.

Yeah, I mentioned that. Men tend to add to their count, women tend to subtract from it. It's why an average would be mostly useless for comparing men to women even if they both did tell the truth
What would be extremely informative (and immoral) is taking ten thousand random people of each sex, giving them a truth serum, and comparing the median. I imagine the female median would be at least triple that of the men. The average looking women does far better than the average looking man in the sexual marketplace.

I don't know how old are you, but I'm 29 and I swear things were a bit different when I was a teen, I've seen girls on Tik Tok laughing that in the last year they had sex with like 44 different men, girls that don't look older than 17. I wonder how the fuck does this happen. Sex really isn't a big deal for kids these days, maybe it's because for too much access to porn.

>twink
Not with that very masculine chin.

He's Aragon old, so he's experienced. And the mutations not only increase things like his reflexes, durability, stamina, and libido, but they also make him infertile and unable to catch sexually transmitted diseases among other kinds as well.

He's the perfect fuck. There's no reason NOT to fuck him, honestly.

I'm about the same age, and yes, females have gotten way sluttier and way more selective since not only are they not condemned for behaving as such, but actively encouraged to whore it up these days. Chads have never had it better.
I honestly don't get how women can be proud of it. I'm a guy, and we have to bust our ass in a multitude of ways to get it, and I'm still ashamed of all my one night stands in college. Though, as a guy, you really need some experience to not become a laughingstock, whereas most guys want a girl without a ton of experience.