Well?

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>one is an unstable bitch and the other is a genetically alter super model with a fat ass.
hmm... which will i choose

Considering Miranda's face and later characters development it's actually a question

feed both to tali

Is that even a question?

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throw them both out of airlock

Jack looks like she has really bad eczema.

Both could die and I'd feel nothing. But in the argument itself I side with Jack because I figured she'd flip and kill Shepard if I didn't.

I'll pick up tits which will never sag
So Shepard and Jack

>She only steals foreskin
Fix

Between these two, Jack easily.
However is right.

Let's ... discuss this privately. In my cabin.

>Tali
>Steals Normandy's stealth technology
>Asks you to sace her scammy race leaded by a bunch if aged megalomaniacs obsessed with control.
>Incompetent leader
>Asks you to backstab bro-bot
Anyone who haven't purged quarians out of galaxy at least one time is an epitome of cuckoldry

>Jack was tortured as a little kid in a facility off on some random planet
>has surgery scars all over her body
>Miranda goes "nuh huh Cerberus dindu nuffin"
Gee I wonder

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Miranda rejects the idea that the things the Teltin facility did to children is in the spirit of and define Cerberus. But the answer is just not good enough for Jack.

>But the answer is just not good enough for Jack.
Should it be?
>hey I know Cerberus has done all this bullshit but it wasn't us it was some random rogue group, promise
An Akuze Shepard should feel just as bad. And then TIM goes full retard in ME3.

She knew Shepard would have given her the tech if she asked. She stole it so Shepard would not risk getting in trouble with the Alliance. That makes her a great waifu.

You think Shepard wouldn't be blamed if the alien he invited aboard stole tech without consent?

>Shepard would have given her the tech if she asked.
Because quarians are choosen people?

It would be a smaller fuck up that could be resolved with a speech check.
Chosen to be the ideal wives to human men.

Based

The answer is obvious. Miranda for rough anal breeding, doggystyle, and ass fondling, Jack for loving missionary, leglock, and cuddling. Also for rubbing my dick on her bald head and having her use my semen as shampoo.

>breeding
user...

mass effect girls are all shit, fuck off.

she's barren user

YIKES!

Tali is literally for cucks.

>rough anal breeding
>implying the perfect human specimen can't get pregnant through her butt
It's 2100+83, read some 2120 sci-fi, anons.

>It would be a smaller fuck up that could be resolved with a speech check.
yeah just like mess Arathot...
>Chosen to be the ideal wives to human men.
>incompatible with humans DNA

I tell them to both shut up and do something important. Otherwise I tell Jack to fuckoff since she's a useless psycho that nobody likes and I'm not going to deal with her bullshit she should just stay in the bowels of the ship where she belongs

>>implying the perfect human specimen can't get pregnant through her butt
Exdcept she is clearly and full sterile

Jack is unironically prettier
Shame miranda has the genetically engineered ultimate porn star body.

But jack is genuinely sweeter and not as detached as miranda once you break through the psycho barrier

Unironically I think I'd trust jack more than miranda in shepards shoes

The future is obviously making test tube children like Miranda. Biological breeding is a hindrance to humanity.

>she's a useless psycho
but she can hold the biotic bubble when in the Collector's Base, while Miranda can't
>inb4 Samara can do that too
And Garrus can lead the second strike team instead of Miranda. They're both useful.

She has never been fucked in the ass before Shepard. Perfect humans don't engage in time-proven imperfect and frowned upon methods of intercourse. She obviously has prideful standards that need to be sodomized out of her.

It's really weird how Miranda's supposed to be the ultimate beauty in-universe but her face is fucked, while Jack's face model was on point

Miranda.

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middle

They were going by inner beauty, user. Miranda is as innerly beautiful as a cumfilled rectum. Some people like that kind of thing.

Garrus.

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She was almost in Korra

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Untextured Garrus.

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>Perfect humans don't engage in time-proven imperfect and frowned upon methods of intercourse. She obviously has prideful standards that need to be sodomized out of her.
user...

zombie ghost leave this place

>Tali
>For cucks
Miranda has had miles of illusive man cock in her, Jack has fucked half the galaxy casually and is a psycho, Liara and every other Asari is pic related.
Tali on the other hand is a wholesome loyal young virgin.

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Miranda > Jack because I'm not a damaged fuckwit who thinks he's interesting

But only Miranda if it's the black outfit, otherwise gtfo whore, I'm saving the galaxy you slut

I'M GARRUS VAKARIAN

>likes Miranda's face
>I'm not a damaged fuckwit

>dignified nationalist who despises degeneracy and values family above all else
What is the problem here?

and this is my rectum

I'm gay.

>Tali on the other hand is a wholesome loyal young virgin.
Except one thing....

>Should it be?
No, it should not. But I doubt Miranda was knowledgeable or even active as a Cerberus member during the time these took place. As the only available spokesperson for Cerberus on the ship, Miranda has no better answer for her. It's not like Miranda would be like "oh yeah, we definitely stand for child abuse and reckless disregard for human life".

>anal breeding
>anal
>breeding

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>But I doubt Miranda was knowledgeable or even active as a Cerberus member during the time these took place.
>first dialogue "TIM isn't a saint and he will be the first man to say it"

I want them both. Miranda and Jack have potential to be good friends, through their rivalry.

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>anal
I don't think her womb was the problem here.

I don't know. I personally find cumfilled rectums to be beautiful.

>They don't know about buttbabies

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>buttbabies
Afro-americans?

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Miranda herself is involved in some pretty heavy shit. I doubt, though, that she would believe that everything going on in Pragia was directly overseen and approved by TIM. The Teltin facility was mostly run autonomously, with some vague, as proven by the files Miranda gives to Jack about Pragia, explanation as to what the facility was about.

/thread

Jack, at least I can fuck her and get her killed later
awful

That is an exaggerated body type for Ashley.

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