What a colossal fucking fuckup, they made him speak he literally says
>Rip...and...TEAR! XD
Literally the tortanic of our generation, how did ID and Zenimax fuck up this badly?
What a colossal fucking fuckup, they made him speak he literally says
Ian Perez
Brody Bailey
PROOF
>LE ZOOMGUY: RIP AND TEAR FELLOW BADASSES, DON'T FORGET TO LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND DONATE!
Joseph Martinez
shut the fuck up
Tyler Phillips
Yeah, I checked out of this one after I saw the first trailers. They are far too self aware of the memes at this point.
Aiden Ramirez
What the FUCK?!!!1! I'm cancelling my preorders, refunding my Doom Eternal gamer merch and comitting suicide right NOW.
Parker Harris
spbp
Daniel Hughes
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID THE WORDS
Angel Bailey
It's one line in a 20 hour game where he is otherwise silent. Does it cheapen doom guy as a character for a meme? Sure but marginally cheaping the character of a self insert suit of armor doesn't bother me because the game is still focused on killing demons. I already watched all the cutscenes, some cool stuff happens but I'm gonna skip it all once it drops because I just wanna kill the demons. All the new additions look fun. Also "our" generation zoom zoom?
Elijah Torres
Is this real? Does doomguy really unironically say that
Alexander Allen
see
Juan Phillips
Jesus fuckin christ. It’s amazing that people here defend this shitty game so adamantly.
James Murphy
Sounds pretty based tbqhwy
Robert Williams
I don't dislike nu Doom but this is cringe
Luis Williams
Michael stop. Get some help.
Ryder Hill
>thousandth post by man who beliefs hundreds of IPs is one boogeyman
Schizophrenia is a horrible illness
Christopher Thompson
Game is confirmed based because it makes faggot OP seethe
Samuel Watson
that's pretty cool I think I'm actually gonna purchase it now
Tyler Martin
I guess this finally proves he isn’t Link.
Matthew Bennett
>tortanic of our generation
Your generation is 2020? Are you fucking underage?
Gavin Morales
Whatever you say Micheal
Ryder Johnson
>IP count literally goes up when i post
>"NOOO MICHAEL STOP"
Jack Sanders
>tortanic
If this isn't proof enough that nu-Yas Forums is filled with twitter mob retards then I don't know what will.
These mongoloids don't even know what tortanic is. Protip: It's not "I autistically and irrationally hate something"
Samuel Ramirez
Whoa, hang on there buddy. Reasonable opinions aren't allowed on these boards.
Anthony Russell
i don't really care because i'm an adult male. i just care if the gameplay is fun.
Xavier Martinez
stop being a jaded cunt
Gabriel Brown
NOOOOOOO HE CANT SAY THE WORDS
NOT THE HECKIN PHRASERINO
Josiah Green
>Marathon reboot where the Pfhor are basically space Jews
Yay or nay?
Also, I once theorized that the Demons and everyone else are saying that Doomguy is blessed because they can't cope with the fact that his sheer determination and rage is able to beat them
Jason Long
IT'S OVER
DOOM IS #CANCELLED
Jason Collins
>NOOOOOOO HE CANT SAY THE WORDS
>NOT THE HECKIN PHRASERINO
Liam Davis
Stop being alive.
Nicholas Foster
He had PTSD and fatigue from stopping Hell multiple times, Plutonia, and killing the Motherdemon. Give him some slack.
Xavier Parker
ok this was actually funny
Eli Lewis
I hate how Redditors and other idiots like that are trying to make Doomguy an Avengers character.
James Brown
Are there any new enemies that weren't seen in pre-release footage?
Brayden Brown
/Thread
Luis Morgan
Bosses and a makyr drone.
Nicholas Brown
You were going to hate it no matter what, its what this board does.
John Gutierrez
In today's news:
The wojakian natives of Yas Forums rage about video games.
That is all.
Good day.
Logan Rogers
Ok schizo
Tyler Martin
>all these TORtanic fags desperate to pretend this game is shit/will be a flop
kek
Eli Ramirez
some demons that couldn't be more generic if you tried, unlike the original doom demons they have no soul or uniqueness to them, one is just some shield guy who shields and another just runs around and shoots you a lot
Ryder Howard
What does your sentence even mean
Carter Gutierrez
I'm not going to freak out about this, but it was a bad decision for sure. Still wanna play the game though. I also thought Fallout 76 made poor decisions but I bought, played and enjoy it wholly.
Cameron Martin
>In today's news:
>The wojakian natives of Yas Forums rage about video games.
>That is all.
>Good day.
Matthew Flores
>NO SOUL OR UNIQUENESS
Come on at least try to bait properly
Noah Diaz
lmao so true
William Johnson
just watched the cutscene.
wow that was bad.
Luis Roberts
if you're going to try and make a counter-argument, at least try and explain why
Hudson Harris
Kira’s bi now.
Easton Russell
Interesting of you to blatantly point out as though you had not planned it.
Not like EVERYONE has a phone with 4G or anything
Luis Robinson
>NU DOOM IS RUINED NOOOO
>NOOOO NOT THE WORDARINOS NOT THE HECKING RIP TEARINO THAT I TOTALLY CAN SKIP
Brody Phillips
so the dozens of IPs is just one guy? Is this the depressing extent that mentally ill doomcels will go to justify boogeymen?
William Morales
he meant soiboisa want doomguy to be a goodguy like deadpool or iron man and defeat the le bad guys thanos
Matthew Clark
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REFERENCE THE COMICERINO!!!!!
Camden Cooper
It's just that people keep saying
"THE BLESSING IS WHY HE STRONK"
Instead of realizing that his true power comes from his sheer rage and determination propelling him into a state that is both human and inhuman
Owen Rodriguez
Yas Forums has been trying for 4 years to make nuDOOM less popular or profitable, and nothing they've been able to say has done it. Yas Forums will never make this series a Tortanic, and that upsets them, which is why we have this thread 20 times a fucking day.
Brayden Garcia
no, he literally got blessed by an archangel, that's how he's capable of surviving the damage he is, he isn't even physically a human anymore
Cooper Cook
yesterday we had more doom is epic threads that doom is bad but not its tipped scales
lmao i bet it get in steam it gets a overwhelming review.
Jack Ramirez
>the tortanic of our generation
Stop. Fuck off. Die, you dumb fucking nigger.
Zachary Williams
>Stop. Fuck off. Die, you dumb fucking nigger.
Charles Young
You're supposed to be upset by it you stupid faggot.
William Perez
He did? Sorry I skipped cutscenes, I don't give a fuck.
Oh yeah, 10/10 by the way, good luck finding my youtube video review kek.
Jose Taylor
tortanic was a completely different rollercoaster ride of failure you fucking mongoloid
Evan Fisher
the game isnt even out yet shithead, try harder
Jaxon Mitchell
kek
Connor Smith
>tortanic was a completely different rollercoaster ride of failure you fucking mongoloid
Jackson Brooks
He kills demons so that makes him a good guy. Why are you so autistic
Jose Cruz
>faggot cutesy cuckime
Lmao no wonder you're seething, go play your JRPGs, faggot
Anthony Perry
They wanted the meme loving zoomer generation so bad they ruined the game with retarded memes
Kayden Wood
SEETHING
Hudson Williams
>ile: 23abc7addd60dc006dca88c1e(...).png
>>tortanic was a completely different rollercoaster ride of failure you fucking mongoloid
Josiah Allen
Its not just twitter tards, but reddit niggers and other tourists post 2016 who shit up the place. But Yas Forums's downfall happened long before anyways so it is what it is.
Jayden Green
No.
Carson Jenkins
MODS = FAGGOTS
Connor Green
I love the whole b-movie feel of the "plot". Feels like a South Park episode.
Hunter Morales
Are you that troomer who wrote the wired article?
Brandon Lopez
> (OP)
>They RUINED my fucking NUDOOM VIDYA with ONE FUCKING VOICE LINE in an unskipable hecking cutscenarino. FUCK YOU ID
Aiden Smith
/thread
Wyatt Harris
NuDoom 2016 was already shit desu
Dominic Peterson
This thread convinced me to buy 2 copies for myself, just to upset the people posting unironically
Joshua Rivera
Based, OP is a lame limp-twisted fag.
Tyler Russell
spbp
Kevin Carter
The only thing missing is some Limp Bizkit , beers and cigs.
Oliver Stewart
>>ile: 23abc7addd60dc006dca88c1e(...).png
>>>tortanic was a completely different rollercoaster ride of failure you fucking mongoloid
Robert Hall
Based
Kill yourself faggot
Chase Williams
>ID
Jacob Lee
Eh, the only "downfall" Yas Forums had prior to 2016 was when Yas Forums was leaking, but that still didn't compare to the faggotry of 2016. Reddit tourism has been a neverending endless summer.
Gavin Howard
>unpacking
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT IVE NEVER PREORDERED DIGITAL BEFORE I THOUGHT ITS ALREADY FULLY INSTALLED
Jaxson Foster
Keep telling yourself that. I'm sure you'll eventually convince millions of people to listen to your superior opinion, anime fag.
Lincoln Richardson
That's just as cringe though.
>lmao he literally too mad to die!
He was just a generic soldier that was tough and lucky, he doesn't need some kind of justification for doing the shit he does, it's a video game. It's like explaining the reason Gordon Freeman survived in HL1 was because he was so smart that he rewrote the laws of reality on the fly in such a manner that ensured his own survival.
Jackson Edwards
That’s what 3D Realms shooters were for. It’s odd seeing a 90’s shooter about killing demons being more reserved it’s modernized reimagining.
Hunter Lopez
>Its not my gacha shit grind fest therefore its bad
Fuck off from my thread retard dweeb
Camden White
How the fuck do people like you exist on Yas Forums? Or on the internet?
Kayden Cox
>demons are just aliums
>angels are aliums too
>lol CHURCH BAD! GOD BAD! ANGELS BADDD!!! KILL THE CHURCH GOYIM!!!
Yeah I'll pass.
Jason Rivera
Would be more believable if it said Doom Slayer.
Gabriel Davis
Sounds based can’t wait to play ;^)
Isaac Sanchez
People love the power fantasy of an unstoppable rageaholic. That's the justification they want in their video games. Gordon Freeman is a different kind of hero, a different kind of experience. That whole game is modeled around being a claustrophobic, atmospheric nightmare where you don't know what the fuck is going on and everything is dangerous to you. In DOOM, the demons don't know what the fuck is going on and you're dangerous to them.
Zachary Price
The demons aren't aliens you fucking fag. The Makyr are aliens that use demons to fuel argent energy. Hell is still hell. Get some reading comprehension.