Do you play videogames drunk?

my buddy from high school would do link to the past

You're well past the age where getting drunk is anything but cringy anyways.

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>a beer
>4 shots
Did you even try? People who don't deink normally have a pretty good liver so you propbably could tank 10 shots and be fine.
If you want to get drunk of beer you gotta drink really fast. If you want to get drunk with spirits take 2 shots of something then eat or smoke a cig and then drink 2 shots of something else then return to eating cigs and smoking food and then go for 2 shots of the first drink and so on so forth.
I don't play video games when drunk but I do like other games while, I remember I started beting at tic tac toe with some freshmen of my uni.

No. I usually listen to Guitar Wolf and try to talk people I know into watching Godzilla with me at 3AM.

Generally no
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>if I ever get drunk, which is rarely ever, I either turn horny or sleepy, usually both
>usually only ever drink at home with girlfriend, because there are no good bars close to me and I don’t want to Uber/drunk drive.

I used to be a monster at Mario party and kart when drunk in college. Even when they made rules about the winner taking a shot I would still smoke them

I used to but now I drink one or two beers and get tired. If I'm going to drink seriously I need to go out.

So which parent used to get drunk and abuse you?

I somehow beat goof troop while stoned off my ass.

i heal better when drunk, which is great as healing drives me to drink in the first place. Tanking, i need lots of caffine & a mouth guard to stop from grinding my teeth.

A what?

I've never been drunk in my life
t.24 years old.

Just drink an entire Bundy bottle if you're desperate, but it's honestly not worth it. You never want to go past tipsy anyway.

I don't get drunk because I don't need to drink away my problems and I treat my body with some respect

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Back when Rock Band was big, a local bar would have Rock Band nights. $20 to get in, you dress up in some goofy shit, and if your band does the best that night, you get to judge next week's competition.

I would sing, but I could only find the confidence with a few drinks, and usually I got a fair bit drunk by the end. We won a few times.

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I once drank a whole bottle of vodka, then went and MT'd Zul'Gurub in WoW, started whispering with some dude I barely know and the next morning I logged found my character up in a palm tree on the backstreets of Orgrimmar and our shared friend with that guy I barely know told me that guy thinks I'm awesome. Only I have no idea what happened.
So in a sense I literally got so hammered I tried to climb a tree until I passed out.

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Drunk Souls.

well, it works for me until a certain point. Once I get too drunk, I start to just die stupidly.

Yeah, but only with friends.
Jackbox, party games like smash, overcooked, etc.

hardly an achievement

Yes. Its fun for however long it's fun for then a switch flips in my drunk brain and I get bored and fall asleep.

Most of these kids who got "really drunk" and "don't remember shit lmao" actually just had a buzz going. If you're actually fucked up to the point of amnesia you don't have the motor skills to run through videogames, especially not for 2 hours lol. That would sober me the fuck up
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>take 4 shots
>WTF It's impossible for me to get drunk!
You're a dumbass, dude. I bet you even space them out or some gay shit. 6 shots is my rule for initiating tipsy, pushing beyond that is how you get drunk. I'm a scrawny, 5'9" manlet too.

Dong Cunt 2 is definitely one of my comfort games. I don't dudeweed often but when I do a couple times a year I get through it in three hours.

Fun fact: Alcohol literally prevents your brain from creating memories after you've had enough of it. You don't forget anything, there was just never anything to remember in the first place.

I speedran Bloodborne in 35 minutes while blackout drunk once. Had no idea until the next day when I saw a new character wearing gherman's hat with that playtime.

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I have a drink once in a while when playing videogames but I've never really gotten drunk doing it. Maybe just a buzz.
The last time I got really drunk was the family get-together at Christmas, I had drank way too much, excused myself like nothing was wrong then went head-to-toilet. Felt fine after that, way too much fish.

Nah i don't drink

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My job told me not to come in today and I fear this may be the end of employment so here I am drinking at 8 in the morning

Cheers

bad dog! That is MY beer.

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I get infinitely better at demoman in general when I'm drunk
I'll constantly land direct hit pills when I have a much harder time doing that sober

One time I got pissed and speedran Legacy of Goku II because I played that like twenty times as a kid.
I thought I could easily get into the top hundred, but barely made the top thousand.

Either you space it out or you're a fatso who needs to drink more. Old friend of mine who was/is 300 poundsish would have to knock back a whole bottle to even get close to the same level of drunk everyone else would off three or four shots. Annoying really.

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You have to kill yourself. Now

Usually when I'm piss drunk the last thing I want to do is focus on a bunch of fast movement or anything that requires more than 3 brain cells.

That said, I miss the days of drinking racks and racks of Hamms while playing Halo: Reach or Smash Bros with my college roommates. Most the time now I may make myself an Old Fashioned if I'm playing Mordheim with my buddy.

>Do you play videogames drunk?
Yes but only when I play with friends.
Either when we play splitscreen on N64 or do a LAN with PC games (like AoE II).
Else I don't play drunk.
Hell, I don't play at all except for that.

Playing shooters while drunk is fun, but I don't do it often.
It doesn't affect your aim as much as you think it would, but your awareness and reaction time is shit

I have never forgotten a single thing I've done whilst drunk. I don't believe anyone else has either and preferred to explain the inhibitions they expressed as incidental and forgotten to themselves.
I also believe if you think I'm wrong you're just a normie who somehow attribute significance to your own actions and believes anyone other than yourself will remember them.

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Worst I've had is what I'd describe as a "Brown Out" where I don't remember what I did until like a day later and I can piece it back together. Mind you, I drank a fifth of Jameson and a gorillion beers.

You've never been really drunk nigger

Nah, every time I try playing while drunk I just end up sobering up. If I'm too trashed to be sobered up then I'm too trashed to play vidya.

>drunk demo players
My African-American brothers. For some reason I play better drunk too. Rather fitting.

I've been drunk enough to spend an hour vomiting intermittently but I've never been so drunk I dont remember anything

Drink two beers, then drink 0.5l vodka, then drink another two beers, it will come

You werent drunk enough

I used to get super drunk and tank dungeons in WoW. This was the only way to make the grind enjoyable.

If you were blackout drunk you were'nt fucking playing games competently, maybe smearing the controller over your face at best

>He's never blacked out before
Fucking casual

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Theres a gradient where consumption raises skill until a studen and very steep drop off point where you become total shit

One thing I've noticed being slightly tipsy does is enhance muscle memory. Or at least I have to think less about inputs. I find in fighting games and RTS games that I'm much faster and cleaner with inputs, where as when sober sometimes I hesitate and have to think about which keys I'm pressing

Blackout drunk is a funny thing
Like you can give someone enough alcohol until they stop forming memories, have sex with them and they wouldn't remember the whole thing.
I think thats pretty interesting.

Little babby faggot. Put down the can of light beer and pick up some vodka.

Haha. This happened to me once and I fell asleep right after sex

But then you wake up with them so it's pretty obvious and awkward too

I played Top Banana on an Amiga emulator after drinking vodka once …it was an experience...

Almost everytime I come home shitfaced I roll one and play for hours, usually that's when I'm at my best dunno why

I would be unable to focus and progress in the game.

Little baby

>just after Christmas day
>first time drinking, with friends at my parents house
>was having a great time, don't remember getting shitfaced but apparently I did. Dont remember when we went to bed
>remember having dreams of sitting in bed while friends kept asking me about things that had happened that day, week and month. Half the stuff they asked me or told me about I couldn't recall at all
>had this dream like 4 or 5 times
>finally wake up the morning, super groggy. Friends passed out around me, there's a bucket full of vomit and on my bedside dresser there's a sheet of paper where I'd written my name, date, and things that had happened that month, several times over
>friend hear get up, everyone freaks out and asks me if I'm okay, start asking me what my name is and such

Apparently sometime that night I had gotten up to go to the bathroom or some such and tripped and bashed my head. They had heard and gotten me in bed, but afterward I had lost my memory of the last three months and had no clue what the fuck was going on. They'd walk me through things before I'd pass out, wake back up just to have forgotten everything again. For several times. Which is fucking odd because I remembered everything just fine afterwards

But fuck they must have been terrified, I cant imagine having to go find my mom and tell her I'd lost my memory

4 white claws is enough to make me dizzy

The first time I beat Quelaag I was really drunk. I don't remember anything, only that I woke up controller in hand standing in her boss lair. I had struggled with her a shitton before that, but I guess when I was durnk I learnt you just gotta hug the spider.

I was drunk for like an entire year solid, I'm essentially just a better human being when I'm drunk

All the time. Recently it became a problem with Sekiro because certain bosses became unbeatable if I had had too much to drink by the time I had gotten to them. I would have to give up and just wait until the next day to beat them.

Drink 1.5 liters of voddy and you will be

I don't remember the last time I was sober