Kill skeleton

>kill skeleton
>loot
>bone (206)

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how can you actually kill a skeleton? it's just bones

bigot

Tell it how implausible its existence is.

>How you can kill a skeleton if skeletons arent even real???

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how can skeletons be real if our eyes arent real

>kill skeleton
>loot
>gold (2)
>arrow (4)
>rusty helmet

>kill rat
>loot
>level 100 epic quality greatsword fire enchanted

How much do you know about skeletons?

there's a skeleton in you

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>kill whale
>only got half enough skin to make a pistol holster

>not killing whales for the fun of it

You're no pirate

>kill red skeleton
>it explores

Good joke user

>red object in vidya
>RED
>it explodes

What did you expect? For the skeleton not to explode? Retard

>make the attack at the bumbling bone body
>seep itself
>yeag
>it fumbles

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>kill skeleton
>loot
>wallet (1)
>filled with pictures of his skeleton wife and skeleton kids

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>kill skeleton inside an old tomb
>loot
>bone (206)
>particles of dust (38491500781657)

I know more than you do, I have one inside me right now

fuckin' go for it bro. go for it and see what happens

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Prove it. How can you be so sure? Because the government told you? I bet you think the earth is round too and that mother teresea never sucked dick

>kill skeleton with fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva
>loot
>bone (1)

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That shit freaks me the fuck out

why would you kill the friendly NPC skeleton that cant move?

undead are sexy and i want to make sweet sweet love to every single one

>also known as Münchmeyer disease is an extremely rare connective tissue disease. It is a severe, disabling disorder with no current cure or treatment.
>The mutation affects the body's repair mechanism, causing fibrous tissue (including muscle, tendons, and ligaments) to be ossified, either spontaneously or when damaged as the result of trauma. In many cases, otherwise minor injuries can cause joints to become permanently fused as new bone forms and replaces the damaged muscle tissue.
>Surgical removal of the extra bone growth has been shown to cause the body to "repair" the affected area with additional bone
>no current cure or treatment.

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play divinity dragon commander and you can have a skeleton wife and maybe some other types of undead later, I wont spoil anything

>extremely rare connective tissue disease
fucking retard scientists.
that shit is a goddamn CURSE
some fuckin magic voodoo man got hired to CURSE yo ass

already played that one several times. Ophelia is a CUTIEPIE

How exactly do you fuck a skeleton?

experimentation and an open mind

I need answers damn it

how do you kill a skeleton without destroying some of the bones though?

the world is your oyster, man. go find the answers you seek

stab it between the bones

But the skelly wasn't alive to begin with

youtube.com/watch?v=v4HE4Ucsg1I

It's got holes doesn't it? You can figure out the rest.

>kill roastie skeleton
>loot
>bone (207)

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>kill skeleton in a haunted brothel
>loot
>boner (1)

>kill your own skeleton
>loot
>disappointed look from your dad

>game has unskippable section where MC sprays holy water upon innocent skeleton town

look again, you're the retard
he clearly said the skeleton explores

you have to damage the bones until the necromantic enchantment that keeps them "alive" isn't able to keep them animated and it deactivates

>It appears that your bones have merged into, what we call in the medical community, "One large, hideous Super-Bone"

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you fool. he was pretending to be dead.
you now have a angry skeleton in your backpack

what sounds would skeletons make if they existed?
youtube.com/watch?v=lpEnQhYgH0o

They wouldn't, they'd be...dead silent

rattle rattle

snake sounds

>kill skeleton
>loot
>skin(complete set)

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>Sword/Arrows/Daggers damage skeleton

Only blunt weapon should. Like maces or hammers

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swords are still hefty pieces of metal

>unlimited bone factory

also an unlimited agony and suffering factory

You do know all those things can break your bones, right?

>kill skeleton
>gotta bone to pick

this is unironically the truth

>it actually is a quest item for OP's new dildo

Nice