Epic gamer moment

Why do you hapa faggots bring up black cock every time for no reason?

Fridge with curly hair.

I can't be the only one that would buy those shirts

>as if anyone actually gives a fuck.
Too many redditors apparently.

>that beard
DIOS MIO

The animal crossing shirt is dope.

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Nah I'm just burned out by the "lol it's epic that animal Crossing and Doom are releasing on the same day" jokes

Go back redditor

This. Y’all making fun of this dude for being a cuck and she’s just as bad.
should I get animal crossing or just play the leak I’m on the fence here.
Regardless faggots on Reddit need to hit the gym.

Where's the Super Monkey Ball shirt?

Blob

you fuckers have no right to complain about rehashing the same stupid joke ad nauseam.
the difference being, these people will stop this one soon.
you turds will be spamming wojacks, "BASED" and "kino" for the for the next 20 years
fuck you

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Buy the damned thing. I am

Couples that share hobbies are disgusting.

He's making THE face...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Why can modern men not keep their fucking mouths shut?

Literally and figuratively.

this user gets it

w-want to be friends?

Hecken based

>filename
Yeah, I believe it's time for you to kill yourself

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"Feminine".

i don't get it. games get released the same week all the time?

I find fat women repulsive regardless of their tots. I don’t think fatties with huge f cups somehow outpace the fatties with no tits.

Have you ever watched 600 life? The fat people on there are fascinating to me. They each fat pool to different parts of the body randomly. Some people really fat legs and some get really fat arms, one disgusting lady had most everything normal but a large stomach which would brush the ground like a tongue. Really makes me wonder if fat storage is genetically specific or a random measure done by the body at that weight. I wonder if twins would get fat pocked the same way.

this is a pretty good joke but i would not pay money for it
thank you for reading my opinion on the shirts

Sure thing dog

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>love both the big fat asses and tits to the cutting board flatties
the only sin I see in tits/ass is being in the middle of the road. Either be on one of the extremes or get the fuck out

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this
tits with no ass is like an improper fraction
link to the belly one?

Nah

Based

>tfw I like slim girls with curvy (but not huge) asses and tits

You are welcome user and thanks

It's funny because these two audiences are quite similar. Peak consoomers. One of them creams at the side of anything nintendo, the other one creams at the sound of "rip and tear".

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No shirt for the wife's boyfriend?

Based and "unironically thanks for sharing your opinion" pilled

im more confused than disgusted

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Chris chan is looking fit and fab, as usual

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the only acceptable video game shirt

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Because they're obsessed.

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No problem bro, I enjoyed your post a lot

See what I mean? Most of these really fat people have their fat stored in random places and fat person seems to be different than the next. Some fat people don’t even have their fat stores symmetrical on their own bodies.

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Is she becoming a Gonarch?

What the fuck are these bodies?
Who is shaped like this?

So, how many guys does she fuck behind his back? More than the average female already does?

*ahem*
Small tits + big ass > big tits + big ass > small tits + small ass

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Why is everyone so obsessed with combining these two games that have nothing to do together so much?

Spoken like a true spook

Spoken like a mook

Marketing and idiocy

Big belly + big ass + big tits >>>> Big ass + big tits > small tits + big ass > small tits + small ass > small ass + big tits

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because they are completely opposite kinds of games, but are releasing on the same day

both releasing on the same day

Behind his back? They're in an open relationship

So?

D55M is your epic "gory" shooter for weak bearded men to feel powerful and Animal Crossing is a chill game for women and weak bearded men
The juxtaposition is funny I guess

Shave your fucking neckpubes you uncultured beast

Fat with tits is gross
Tits is gross
Fat is gross
Tits are just fat
Eat shit

those new demons they added for eternal look too gross for my likings
i mean yeah hell and gore and stuff but this is just too much

which one