White House praise gamers
Yo I'm about to reverse bunny hop away from the Coronavirus!
POKEMON DON'T GO TO THE POLLS OR YOU'LL GET SICK
Guys, I think I'm at the hospital!
im bouta finna max out the upgrades on this virus yo
>trump trying to regain the gamer vote
fucking lmao
>blames staying home and playing games for ruining everything
>everything will be ruin if you don't stay home and play vidya gaems
>that kid who tried to speedrun the corona virus
>with as few A presses as possible
>"So again, I'm gonna call on that generation, that's part of that group that brought us innovation, particularly throughout all of their ability to look around corners and skip through games," Dr. Birx said, weirdly.
>"I always went level by level, I didn't realize you could go from level three to level seven," she continued, still quite weirdly. "That's what they taught us, they look for things that we don't see. We need them to be healthy."
WE R GETTING MEDAL OF HONOR BOYS!
Gamers stay seated!
>that kid who who knew how to sequence break outside the quarantine
I can guarantee she calls every console a 'nintendo'
But I wanted Battlefield!
I still call every handheld gameboy.
Bitch is still stuck in the first Super Mario Bros. It's not the 80s anymore!
>implying the troll in chief ever lost the gamer vote
*COUGH*
We still call them ``video games'' even though they don't use video. Terms don't have to be literal.
What a strange thing to do. What's her angle here?
I'm guessing someone asked her to make a positive statement targeted at "millennials" and that's what she came up with
Finally, us gamers have been praised. So long we have been shunned by society, finally it's time for us to rise up.
Why don't boomers get that most millennials are in their 30's now, rapidly approaching 40?
How is it hard to understand? We're supposed to stay at home, and which demographic has the most stereotyped shut in reputation? Game addicts,nolifes,nerds.
Still makes her sound like an antiquated moron. Everybody says video games, nobody calls things nintendos.
if i don't get a fucking award for saving humanity i'll be pissed. i'm single handedly keeping my community safe
when does one rapidly start to age?
not only do we get a medal of honor we get 2000 bucks atop that? corona is fucking based
seriously... we're all fucking 26-39 as of jan 1, 2020. WE HAVE OUR OWN OFFSPRING GENERATION, IT'S CALLED GEN ALPHA FFS
after 25
you're a faggot if you don't understand what she meant
Boomer predend they care.
they will do anything possible to convince people to stay home so they don't have to use the dod to do it
It's 2k now..?
Nice Job!
turns out the threat of epidemic is more powerful than the threat of anti-gun lobbyists
Keep it up!
>How do you do, fellow gamers?
That's the angle she's taking
6k!
rich people dont get gibs
It's unstoppable!
My sides
Theres like 20 house bills being pushed at the moment for clout and the only one that matters just got blocked
Didn't he unironically tweet about how videogames were making everyone killers, like just a couple of years ago?
Ever play plague Inc? I bet doctors haven't. Checkmate society.
they need to not do this or there won't be any stimulus at all and unemployment will make THE GREATEST NUMBER OF LEGAL IMMIGRANTS extremely unwelcome
360° no scope and wavedash away
it's the NRA's scapegoat
and 30 is when turbo-decay is activated
>"I always went level by level, I didn't realize you could go from level three to level seven,"
So being able to use the level select menu is a praiseworthy ability?
Where's my iron cross goddamit!?
She means the warp pipe.
means testing is pointless and again just makes it less likely anything will get done
I'm sick of these boomers, hopefully they get the coof
>every gamer in the us finds hazmat gear and a flamethrower at their door
Everybody has a run on games whenever it suits them.
>opposition says thing
>I say opposite of opposition
After he posted that tweet Hillary Clinton claimed the opposite, despite being the one who introduced the FEPA bill that would have imposed fines on anyone selling Mature/AO games to minors.
I wouldn't look to deeply into it. Theatrics. Always has been.
We're unstoppable!
ok boomer
>they look for things that we don't see.
certain racial crime statistics?
Boomers know they are are the most at risk of the virus so they need young people to not spread it to them, they are basically trying to save themselves.
15% eh, 16
>Gamers won't rise up because it would require going outside
Sad
I don't get it.
Ok
>fines on anyone selling Mature/AO games to minors.
I unironically wish for this to be a thing. Maybe not for any of the reasons the politicians wanted it for, but for the simple fact that games to this day are still being babied/censored for the sake of the children, even when the games aren't even for said children. Fuck that.
A mature rated game should not need to be altered just because little Timmy might end up playing it in spite of the rating.
meme making fun of dumb coke gamer ad
Nice!
Good job, man!
What kind of game are they playing where being at the objective or not is ambiguous and not clear as day?
Arma