TIL Mario was Wiggler's uncle
Mario Lore
Daniel Phillips
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Isaiah Long
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Jack Ortiz
Brandon Cooper
Ryan Torres
Nicholas Diaz
You know that crying "uncle" is an expression of surrender in street brawls, right?
Liam Hughes
Why would wriggler know that expression?
Ryder Collins
he's a caterpillar he wouldn't be getting in street brawls. It's not even that unusual, it was also revealed luigi is marios brother
Luis Ramirez
Super Mario 64 is a game layered in occult themes. One that I've never seen touched on is Mario is Mercury, a god who acts as a messenger, traveling between realms. If the winged cap isn't obvious enough, he literally jumps into a pool of quicksilver to begin the level where he takes metal form. Quicksilver aka liquid mercury. He literally transforms into chemical mercury. Barely subtext.
Alexander Hernandez
That one's good
tell us more
Cameron Turner
>it was also revealed luigi is marios brother
source or you're fucking bullshitting me
Samuel Adams
Do you guys unironically find this humorous or do you just spam this shit hoping the blank expression you've maintained at your desk will eventually twist into a tiny smirk?
Landon Davis
Imagine the smell
Jose Jackson
There's the hell level, a level where you climb a mountain to defeat a king, a Masonic hall or two, etc
A ghost house in a cage. The second time you enter a cage. The first time you're dropped in to one by... An owl.
There are giant eye enemies that you "defeat" by circamamubulation (pagan worship)
Hunter Young
Jaxson Anderson
Honest question, is Bowser being God any less farfetched than, well, God being God?
Nathan Stewart
everyone knows this
Owen Ramirez
This one I feel was actually intentional by the developers.
Julian Ortiz
>God being God
who the fuck else would be God, dummy?
Sebastian Ward
Bowser
Hudson Perez
This one's actually pretty cool.
John Gomez
bowser
Lincoln James
Bowser could live in a house located on the edge of the visible universe and it'd be equally as compelling as the existence of God.
Samuel Jackson
No, retard. He lives in a castle in the mushroom kingdom.
Christian Gray
>Bowser could live in a house located on the edge of the visible universe
technically he does. his house is in rainbow ride where he lives peachfully with humans he createed
Samuel Thomas
My point was that if you can call God an all-powerful being (or at least one powerful enough to create Earth), and you can say the same for Bowser, then what really is the difference?
Jackson Long
Samuel Morris
yoshis home. he lives in the metal cap cave. he jumps there after you talk to him
Aaron Clark
The latter of what you said is the entirety of Yas Forums nowadays. Yes, nowadays.
Ethan Robinson
Did he create the green switch? Is that why it's green there? Is it not there in the DS version since you play as him meaning he couldn't create it?
Mason Gray
Yoshi has metal powers....
yoshi is a robot?
Adrian Price
He can create metal eggs too.
Kevin Ortiz
Man creates machines
God creates man
Machines create... .god?
Jaxson Cox
egadd created god
Jackson Cruz
Who'd win, Mecha mario or Metal sonic?
Jace Lewis
mecha sonic > robot mario >>>. robot sonic
Jose Harris
Do egadd and robotnik have a connection?
And dr wily too.... mysterious
Carson Richardson
Chilling....
David Howard
because of the localization team
Camden Jenkins
Sonic, Mecha Mario wasn't created with combat in mind
Brody Davis
So metal sonic > mecha mario
but mario > sonic
Liam Sullivan
Where did that first clip take place? I watch so many speedruns I don't know anything else about sm64 anymore
Elijah Gomez
Evan Russell
holy fuck
Xavier James
holy shit i think mario and luigi are brothers think about it
>same clothing
>same hair
>look same
>always together
Big if true
Blake Ward
How would you feel about a Mario 64 remake that looked like the promotional renders and ignored the stylistic changes that the series has been through since then?
Easton Reyes
>mecha mario replaced by reskin of mario
Im still mad
Also is egad just doing the truman show with the mario characters?
Did egad create the games?
Jace Torres
That means Luigi is Wiggler’s father, which means Luigi has sex with centipedes
Gavin Brooks
Wiggler is a caterpillar you faggot.
Jeremiah Thomas
The game would have weird vibes, to say the least. It would come off as being a fan-game of some kind if it had no attention to lighting and just used material colors without textures.
Joseph Anderson
Count the legs, dipshit. He’s a centipede
Luke Russell
Go choke to death on niggercocks you quintuplefaggot.
Owen Miller
It would only work on a console with Ray tracing
Jace King
so he's a quadropede
Isaiah Morales
No fucking way
Liam Butler
what the absolutely fuck
Zachary Hill
Leo Jenkins
don't have to, i just use my go inside games machine
Charles Torres
Colton Wood
bros...
Elijah Wright
It was always pretty obvious user, their hats even form a matching set: Luigi's says L because he's large, and Mario's says M because he's mini. This is basic shit my man.