Gaben talking about interfacing into computers with our brain

if the pay was good and they could use my brain in some way, i'd love to be a test subject

He’s a dumb fuck fatty all these rich idiots spout nonsense when they have a lot of money

He has actually been in contact with the Combine in real life and this is their ploy to subjugate humanity.

okay Yas Forums real talk

on the unlikely chance that Valve actually barely figures out this matrix nonsense, they're going to need some guinea pi-- I mean early adopters to fuck around with
do you believe in the future enough to be that early adopter?

yes or no?

There's a certain kind of billionaire that is not driven by money, but rather want money as a means to achieve the crazy sci fi shit they dreamed of all their life. Munsk and space travel for example.

Gabe is one step away from full neural gear. I for oen welcome this future.

Yeah sure why the fuck not? It's not like there's tangible goal worth living for in this god forsaken hellscape anymore. Plug me in.

>brain network gets DDoS'd and everyone spontaneously starts shaking like Michael J Fox and shitting their pants

>sending temperature data directly to the brain instead of the spine

>motor cortex jack shorts
>you eat through a straw and shit in a bag for the rest of your life

Gaven: el Bill Gates de los videojuegos

This, I'd only accept if the technology read from the cortex, not write. He said read/write, which fucking concerns me greatly.

what do you think gaben wants to do in the matrix?

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He tries too hard to be "cutting edge" that he's lost all soul

From his perspective, he needs write in order to send sensory inputs to avoid things like motion sickness (your visuals detect motion but your kinesthetics don't)

He sold his soul to the technodemon.

doin your mom doin doin your mom

YOU KNOW WE STRAIGHT UP DOIN YA MOM

I'd rather be sick than walk off a cliff

>tfw Gabe becomes an immortal god.
Gabe will interface with steam and become one with it.

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>instead of trolls getting you with screamer videos and websites they will simply upload pure pain and agony into your brain
can't wait

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fuck no, I'm not interested in getting aboard the train to the infinite pain dimension

the basilisk cometh

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>tfw you get a virus that puts your mind into an empty void for 10 million years and then you lose your memory of it once it's over removing the ability to fight it.

He started watching Joe Rogan

lol

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In the interview he implies he actually tried it already. It's coming sooner than you think.

The alternative is being bitchboys to true AI once some dumbass company unleashes it on the world

>> no thanks gabe I wouldn't trust anyone with that
Just play deus ex to find out why.

The retarded VR-adopters will hop right into it.

>Valve was the Combine all along

digitized brains and ghost in the shell reality when

Looking forward to the manhack arcades myself

Damn the new L4D is gonna be crazy. I still hold out hope, because of half-life alyx.

Valve has combine inside. Don't believe their lies.

I don't know if you have realized it yet, but you are already a Tester and this is a simulation

He's looking good.

DON'T COMBINE
OPEN INSIDE

He actually pulls off a God/Santa claus look pretty well, making the most he can from being fat with a white beard

I think Gaben has been smoking with Elon or something.
I'm all for it.

Probably wants to tap into the creative part of the brain is why.

This guy is almost dead and can't move of course he'd want to upload his pink cookie brain into a computer.

they finally realised VR is going nowhere and we need to focus on full dive

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That's not how VR headsets work.

It's literally just tricking your eyes to see depth on 2 altering 2D planes.

This is some soma shit
No thanks

I guess it's time for Jack to JACK IN

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>in dreams ads like in futurama
Uh oh

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I will interface my dick into your asshole.

Did you even watch the interview? He's talking about literal BCI/BMI, not VR, you fucking retard. How about you pay attention before you comment.

Name five companies you would trust to develop this (inevitable) technology over Valve

I unironically jam to that song.

he's dying and wants to upload his brain into steam

I find it extremely frightening that I can't answer that question.

Fuck it. I guess just let Valve do it.