You are past redemption

>you are past redemption
>smashes a crate

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>playing the game for the first time
>having a blast watching my tiny dudes smacking shit
>get this mission where i need to survive inside a city for 10 minutes
>always fail
>close the game

Is there a good rts for retards? I love playing them but theyre too hard

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Starcraft. You can turtle up like a tard and the enemy will endlessly send shit your way until they run out of resources. Then you can just wipe out their starved bases.

how do i get good at warcraft 3? all videos i find people move through the map super quick and use keybinds i dont even know where to find keybinds

The keybinds are the highlighted letters when you hover your mouse over an icon. Usually the keybind is the first letter of the command/unit/building. For instance, to bring up the build menu from a worker, press "B."

You don't really need a ton of skill to beat wc3's campaign. If anything my biggest recommendation is to use your heroes abilities and learn at least one keybind for each hero (you can see keybinds by mousing over the command).

For example learning the keybind for Arthas' Holy Light will keep your little dudes alive longer. Wc3 is all about that tactical combat so keeping some footy alive can turn shit around.

Also the AI is retarded so don't ve afraid to tank their hits with your hero (who regenerates hp).

Here's a tip, don't waste money on towers, they'll get destroyed really easily on that mission
get a 40 pop army (riflemen, footmen are garbage) then start thinking about towers but only to back up your troops

Warcraft 3 but just use cheats. You dont have to just use the invincible cheat. There are some ways you can just make the game easier. For example, at the start of the map use the resources cheat to give yourself an extra few thousand gold and wood. Also, toggle the see-the-whole-map cheat twice so you can see the main routes of the map (dont leave it on because then you can just see eveyrthing coming which is a bit too cheap).

but playing like that isnt fun for me user

how would arthas handle corona virus

He'd try to kill Winnie the Pooh, but end up converting to communism

Destroy the enemy bases

explain

Winnie the Pooh, someone who seems like a servant of the forces of Communism but is really manipulating it to his own ends, is Malganis
Communism is the Scourge
And the Kung-flu is the plague that originated with the Scourge.

The Lich King is....I dunno, Zombie Lenin?

but winnie the pooh is nice wtf

>spend time fortifying the two entrances to your ba-
>*SHWOOP, KA-BOOP, SHMACK, SHMACK, KA-BOOP, SHMACK*
>there were actually three

fuck rts

>spend time bulding ground defense
>"finally, now we're readt to-"
>*SHWWEERRR, BOOM BOOM SHWEERRRR SHWEERRRR, BOOM BOOM*
>enemy sends air units and only air units. you ahd no way of knowing they got fucking air units this map. you have no air defense. you wipe


FUCK RTS

Winnie the Pooh is a nickname for the current leader of China, because people have compared him to the cartoon and he decided to ban the show in China because of it.

you cant be serious

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Strict quarantine, like Dalaran suggested.

100%. People made jokes saying he looks like Winnie, so the show got banned in China.
Which just lead to people making more jokes.

This entire country must be purged.

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No, he's actually for real

>people are sick
>better go ahead and smack them with my hammer

Couldnt this barbarian find a less absurd solution?

>Better that these people die by my hand than serve as your slaves in death!

he wasnt fighting a war he was playing a game

Jesus christ you're retarded.

Oh my man it's 100% legit. Just google Xi Jinping Pooh and you'll see huge amounts of people making fun of him and also sources that confirm he banned Winnie the Pooh in China because he has no sense of humor.

christ

Are you surprised a dictator can't take a joke and overreacts to the dumbest shit?

>can't take a joke and overreacts to the dumbest shit

But that describes 90% of everyone these days.

Difference is that the most the average person can do is whine on Twitter. Xi controls a country of 1.4 billion people.

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Fair enough for most people. But look at any leader of the west and you'll see that they can take a joke, or at least ignore a joke. Even Trump, who is by all accounts the most sensible to being made fun of, hasn't done a single thing to stop people from making jokes at his expense.

The average person would also be embarrassed to put their insecurity on display like that. Xi either has no shame or he doesn't understand how pathetic it looks to the rest of the world (and probably to the Chinese too).

best way to practice rts?

play nigga

Memorize one or two building orders and then hit online and just do them over and over until you can execute it under pressure without having to think too hard. At lower levels simply doing that will guarantee you a number of wins. Once you've masted one build order you can start exploring more strategies and focusing on your micro/macro.

OUR TOWN IS UNDER SIEGE
OUR SACRED GROVE IS BEING DESECRATED
OUR FORCES ARE UNDER ATTACK
OUR TOWN IS UNDER ATTACK

i dont play online just wanna knock the campaign

Just practice using hotkeys then, that should be enough. Also remember to build counters for several unit types (if you can) and not just the enemies you see at first.

China's big on the concept of saving face
Even if you make yourself look like an even bigger ass in the process

>move heaven and earth to save face
>lose it twice as bad in the process
Congratulations, you played yourself.

Play on easy

theres an easy mode? thought it was just normal

Normal mode is easy mode LOL,
anyways don't listen to people downplaying towers, towers are literal kino investments in a basic as fuck campaign mission as long as you know how to position them and defend them.
The fact that it's a long term investment in a Defense mission means that you can utilize your food cap better.

Git gud

And this is how:
>assuming you want to complete Alliance campaign
>play 2v2 skirmish against easiest AI
>You (Alliance) + Alliance AI vs 2 Undead AI
>50% health for all AI if you're extra shit
>try your best
>watch the replay to see how the AI plays the game
>especially watch the replay to see what your ally did, what they built at what times, when they expanded etc.
>now play the exact same setup skirmish, but this time you do what the AI ally did
>try to use hotkeys in this skirmish
>if you lose, you watch the replay and figure out what you did wrong
>if you win, you increase AI difficulty and health percentage a little
Rinse and repeat.

Skirmish plays differently to Campaign, but Campaign is actually really bad at teaching you the game because of how it withholds units from you so you never learn synergy.
But if you can consistently defeat Skirmish AI you will have learnt to be Fast and if you're Fast you can finish the campaign.

wrong
just build a fuckton of towers on each choke point, then use your troops to clean up the meat wagons after the wave was cleared out

very sound advice thanks everyone

telling someone to watch the computer for advice is retarded, the computer is shit. they'd be better off just watching youtube tutorial vids by good players

Destroy all the trees outside your base with mortar teams, then build a tower on the top of the hills, you'll see the undead waves coming from miles away.

If he's losing at this mission that computer is better than him.
He wants to defeat AI in the campaign, he should learn AI

>havent played this game in years
>have no idea about reforged
>look up wc3 to download from battlenet
>see that they've massacred my boy
Thank god I still have the discs

>say the word
what did he mean by this?

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I think the mission you're describing is hearthglen, where you have to survive for 30 minutes. It's not too hard. Build some towers early on,they help with the first few waves. Then you can funnel the enemies in by building farms infront of them, this makes it easier to pull out wounded footmen. I think you get his ultimate ability on that mission, so if you fuck up,you can rez up to 6 soldiers, assuming the necromancers don't use their corpses to make skellies.

stop fucking goats and go kill orcs

God I miss Warcraft before blizzard turned the universe into pure garbage.

>You know Kael'thas and Illidan? Instead of seeing the blood elf exile society they built in outland, they're just bad guy loot pinatas now, isn't that cool?
>And Arthas? He's an incompetent pussy now! Wanted to do the Culling in caverns of time? Ha no, instead you get to fight the most generic faggy dragon enemies for some reason!
>Now that worgen are playable, we decided to hire someone from fur affinity to remodel them! Get your yiff on! Just look at those big soft yiff paws and feet!

Vanilla was the last time I was ok with wow lore because it mostly didn't shit on the universe, it kind of just introduced you to the world and the different race's problems. Stormwind had the defias,katrina, and the black rock horde, the orcs had the demons, the gnomes had the troggs, the forsaken had the scourge remnants and the minor wizard lords in silverpine.

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>Is there a good rts for retards?
You don't need to be a high IQ superman to beat the warcraft 3 campaign, but you need to get into the mindset that, if you fail, it's your fault and you need to rethink your strategy. Think of each map as a puzzle to solve, try to understand where you failed, how to best approach each situation, etc. There's nothing wrong with failing.
Some general tips for WC3:
>WC3 is all about heroes, so get used to how their spells work and microing them in battle
>as levels increase, they become even more important compared to units
>remember that Arthas can use his Holy Light to nuke undead/demons as well as healing your guys (opposite is true for Death Knights and their Death Coil)
>make sure you have enough workers
>make sure your army is well-balanced and you control it properly
For an example, have your footmen protect your riflemen, priests and sorcs are supporting them, mortar teams are protected at the back sniping towers, etc
>focus important targets (for an example, have Arthas Holy Light a necromancer before he can start summoning skellymens)
>learn how Upkeep works so you can evade taxes (ie don't make too many dudes until you need them)
>this extra cash can go into production buildings, static defense, upgrades, etc
>the entire city must be purged
Also, for defense missions like the one you have trouble with
>make a choke to focus your towers on
>the more chokes you have to defend and spread your forces, the hardest it will be
>towers don't count for population, so focus on making enough of them before you go into upkeep
>get mortar teams for AOE and killing enemies at long range
>have peasants close by to repair your towers
>you can also make a wall of buildings in front of your towers, that way melee units can't get to them as easily
Anyway, this game has a massive skillcap, so you soon will find the campaign way too easy, only go online, get destroyed and learn you're actually shit. Have fun!

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>Don't mind me, just killing the scourge and doing nothing wrong
>Oh what's that? The elves don't want to help us with the scourge invasion? I could have told you they'd leave us to rot.
>Oh look, Qual'thalas is destroyed, maybe if your treated your human allies like more than a sacrificial shield for your people, you'd have made it.

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Is he though?

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>trust an elf
>dies
Garithos unironically did nothing wrong.

what a fucking dick im glad it isnt canon why would you be like that

>Vanilla was the last time I was ok with wow lore because it mostly didn't shit on the universe,
I mean, it kind of shit on Arthas.
There is a bit of Lore in...one of the quests, god only knows which one, that basically says Arthas was always a power hungry asshole.
Which kind of ruins his whole "the hero falls" story line from 3. And was later retconned by Arthas having "been holding back the scourge the whole time"

STRIKE FOR GREAT VENGEANCE

arthas was always a dick. he couldnt accept loss, he was arrogant and inconsequent. he decided taking his pony out by himself and doing parkour with it skyrim style was a good thing at some point. he also couldnt heal said pony when it broke both its front legs because reasons

>Failing at defending Heartglen.

..... yeah, its a hard mission - which only gets harder if you play on hard difficulty. I mean the undead have abominations for Gods sake so I dont blame you for having a hard time winning that specially for a newb.

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>Trusted an elf ONCE
>ONCE
Gets betrayed and killed. Literally the saviour we all needed.

heartglen is the capra demon of warcraft 3. the 30 min investment is enough to turn most people off