How were you supposed to know that you needed to avoid it??
How were you supposed to know that you needed to avoid it??
Colton Cooper
Austin Anderson
When it killed you.
Mason Miller
It said it in the manual
Jacob Hernandez
Because he looks mean >:(
Brandon Brooks
you didn't
Nathaniel Murphy
Do zoomers really give up on a game when they lose a single life?
You're supposed to run into it, observe that it was bad, and say "hmm I'll jump next time."
>h-how do i know how to jump
There were like 2 buttons.
Kayden Moore
it looks different than mario
Aaron Ortiz
>you're supposed to lose
this is artificial difficulty
Luke Morales
Well designed trial and error
Jordan Ortiz
>you're supposed to run into him
Dylan Fisher
How was I supposed to know I had to jump on it to kill it??
Bentley Diaz
angry eyebrows
Samuel Phillips
You read the manual
Asher Bell
Watch the demo that plays when you stare at the main menu for 3 seconds.
I don't care. NES games were not designed to be completed without deaths on the first attempt. Games back when were too short to allow that, and moreover, the player losing a life was not seen as a failure of game design back then because people actually liked games. They didn't pay $60 for cutscenes and achievements. Lick the shit out of my anus.
Joshua Edwards
seething boomer
just admit that games released before 2007 are literally unplayable today
Mason Hill
Because he looks fucking angry? Perhaps you have autism, but usually you try to avoid an angry faggot in real life; same shit here.
Noah Sullivan
True and checked.
Henry Price
checked
Dylan Reyes
>nes games were not designed to be completed without death on the first try
Nobody said they were, but there's no need for a trial and error because games came with manuals and its designed to look like an enemy
Colton Carter
RUINED
Samuel Morris
Instinct.
In the world there are two types of people, those who are below, and those who are upwards.
Up is better than down, so you acquire the vertical advantage by mashing every button until you can consistently acquire a short burst of literal superiority.
Dunno how I was meant to know the stomping part, thats bad chink design there.
Well no one is perfect except me so I'll let it slide.
Logan Reyes
based
Dylan Wood
That's a man
Jace Anderson
based, checked, and /thread
Christopher Perry
how was i supposed to know that
Gavin Kelly
perhaps
we will see
Leo Carter
>walk close and try to it hit
>still die
>never realize the game is about jumping as there's no clear indication
Ian Williams
nigga looks angry
Gavin Baker
because if you didnt you die
dumbass
Oliver Green
>How were you supposed to know that you needed to avoid it??
legendsoflocalization.com
Charles Miller
He looks like a dick and you are gay for touching him
Jackson Bailey
>Do zoomers really give up on a game when they lose a single life?
Yes
The entire warframe community recently lost their collective shit when an enemy was added to the game that guaranteed death.
Jaxson Wood
There's two buttons not hard to know youre not supposed to touch angry man
Benjamin Price
Because it's brown, short and ugly. Just like OP
Jonathan Fisher
He has a unibrow that's how you know you were supposed to avoid him
Chase Cox
Because every game back then came with a full manual that told you what to do. It was the norm of game design back then and when you look back at games, you need to take it in account
Jeremiah Lewis
>Push buttons.
>One of them causes your guy to jump, others are movement.
>Another guy is moving towards you.
>Cant move left, but can move right.
>Options are hitting him or not hitting him.
>Hit him, your score goes up.
>Potentially hit the flashing ? block in the process, learning their purpose.
It's not exactly rocket science when your options are so significantly limited.
Nicholas Scott
because it moved and looked alive
Camden Hall
There is literally a demo before you start the game.
>but I pressed start before demo starts!
If you are retarded enough to not know that enemy in platform game can kill you, you certainly can't find start button quick enough.
John Martin
From it killing you
As long as death isn't punishing being killed by lack of knowledge isn't particularly bad design
Tyler King
You have to read a book explaining how to play before you know what to do?
That's objectively bad game design.
Jeremiah Foster
because it looks like a nigger
Cameron Diaz
Checked
People these days think they should be able to beat every game without dying once on first time.
If you never fail, you never really need to learn. If you don't have or need to learn, why play? Sounds like you are just watching a movie
William Stewart
waste of quints
Dylan Long
You can still learn without dying stupid dumbass
Ryan Cox
You die if you don't.
Also, it looks angry, look at his eyebrows
Kevin Robinson
I meant be forced to learn*
Jace Long
And the thread was over here, but we all love our snarky shitposting threads, don't we?
Jayden Jones
cute boi nice tuck
Lincoln Brooks
Quinty winty im a little pinkly chinkly whjeeopee whow whow weeahhooo
Camden Jones
Fuck off dumb samefag coomer
Carson Thompson
evidently our gen x parents got it despite being drooling retards so I figure it was clear enough.
Nolan Cruz
How were you supposed to know that you needed sit on it??
Isaac Howard
How were you supposed to know that could open it??
Wyatt Mitchell
Angry eyes.
Ayden Sanders
It's got angry eyes
Benjamin Smith
How were you supposed to know that the food inside was really hot after using it??
Jaxson Cox
How were you supposed to know that you needed to enter it????
Owen Adams
How were you supposed to know to not touch it??
Connor Rogers
the angry face
Robert Nguyen
How were you supposed to know that you should not put a toaster in the bathtub??
Oliver Williams
don't know. i'm thinking just bad game design.
Isaiah Collins
How were you supposed to know that app would not make your phone water proof??
Eli Rogers
Tell us where the picture touched you and triggered your autism.
Angel White
Why would you intentionally run into something?
Juan Butler
How were you supposed to know that you needed to put it on your head??
Alexander Edwards
Hell I actually kinda like the liches. It's nice to have a thing that even your super kitted out weapons and frame might need help to take down mid-mission. Had my latest spawn in a 4 man and we were all darting around hammering it. Felt great to get all the Parazon parts right and finish the fucker.
Evan Roberts
Nathan Cox
How were you supposed to know that you needed to put your hands inside them??
Robert Anderson
The prompt asked you.
Gabriel Bailey
based
Justin Cruz
the attract screen shows mario jumping over and on several different enemies.
check mate reddit.
Angel Brooks
>first NPC in the game is a 1 hit KO boss
>can't even walk up and talk to him
>no QTE, no options, he just walks right into you
i was listening to the music and trying to interpret the clear symbolisms in the art and placement of the blocks. if you read the manual you would know the lore. these games are so deep and esoteric boomers like you wouldn't know you were just slobbering babies when you played it
Justin Morales
i didn't post those females lol
Jace Edwards
How were you supposed to know to jump into a painting in SM64?
Jordan Ross
>walk into enemy
>money stolen
Jacob Kelly
How were you supposed to know that you needed to avoid being stabbed??
Henry Roberts
>female
Nolan Bailey
stop posting 3dpd garbage faggots
David Collins
zoomers
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
youtube.com
Jordan Moore
How were you supposed to know that you needed to press that button to turn it on??