I just found out about this amazing game, Diabotical™, from my friend James. I had never heard of it before today but it looks really good. Do anonymous posters such as you and I play this game?
I just found out about this amazing game, Diabotical™, from my friend James...
Christopher Jones
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Brayden Powell
Name a better FPS from the last 20 years.
PROTIP: you can't
Nathan Sullivan
I forgot to put the game name, Diabotical™, into the header. My boss won't be able to easysearch to check my work.
I've been telling him its been a massive EPIC success anyway. He believes me, but he believes me less and less as the days wear on.
Cameron Harris
>netcode is somewhere in between QC 2017 and QC now. perfect tracking, perfect rails, and perfect direct rockets go through players constantly. you get hit behind cover with any hitscan weapons and rl splash damage is bipolar. the devs have finally admitted to this with their official statement being, "until someone smarter than us comes along to tell us exactly what to do, we're gonna fling shit to a wall to see what sticks."
>lag comp is horrendous. doesn't matter if it's 120 or 20, the player with the higher ping has a huge advantage. an issue even reddit has documented
>code is so fucked to where 2 players can kill each other simultaneously with hitscan weapons. apparently i'm playing halo again
>in every mode there is 1 fairly decent map with the rest being fucking shit
>ffa is a clusterfuck. why are there 2 powerups on every map? why can't i hold both at the same time? why are the weapons scattered at random with no thought? the gimmick of respawning with the weapon that killed you makes it so most of your encounters are lg and rl and it gets very old, very quick.
>ca/wipeout is more boring and tedious than before and can drag on far too long. if there was a cap on time that increased with each death i think it could've worked
>ig screams a pretentious dev who wanted to make something different for the sake of it being different
>1v1 is the only fun mode so long as A) netcode is in your favor and B) you don't mind playing the same 10 or so people
>game is dead on yt, reddit, and twitch (was below 2k all weekend)
>james or some dedicated autist or 2 actively shills here. take a shot every time the thread goes below page 7, posts go up, but the poster # does not. fucker kept the saturday thread alive for 8-9 hours samefagging all day and samefagged the previous thread today for nearly 13 fucking hours
Adam Fisher
instant queues is not the plus you think it is. Instant queues means there is no hype, no playerbase.
Remember this idiot bought enough servers to house 80k concurrent players.
I know it sounds stupid but a hyped upcoming game should have a wait time in queues because so many people are trying to play.
This literally isn't happening.
You don't want a ghost town obviously but you do want a slight wait due to so many people trying to play.
This simply isn't happening.
The shills will hem and haw and find a way to talk around it but now that I've stated it so they understand they will slowly (for them) adapt to stop using the no wait times.
>wow classic drops - wait times up to 40 hours due to popularity
>wow classic now - instant world entry
this is because less people are playing. It sounds good on paper but it is there because a huge (and I mean huge) amount of people realized it was nostalgia and wont come back.
Diashillbotical is looking bleak.
Ayden Clark
>common shill argument 1: muh 250k signups
A magical umber that has no sauce no matter how hard you pressure the shill yet gets brought up over and over again. This 250k is either complete horseshit in an attempt to make it seem the game is alive or is something only the devs have access to and unirionically means they are shilling here instead of working on their game
>common shill argument 2: muh que times
Sure, if you select every region in your area and every mode you can find a match almost immediately. But you could've done the same thing with other, nearly dead titles such as Dirty Bomb, Titanfall 2, Halo MCC, and so on before their players went away/official servers went away. It should also be noted that if you pick 1 specific mode, you can wait anywhere from 30 seconds to a minute and a half PLUS and additional 30-50 seconds. The game will just throw you into a server and does not give a fuck if someone is present. 1v1 is terrible with this. Other times it gets to TF2 levels of bad throwing you into a match that is already ongoing a quarter/halfway through.
>common shill argument 3: muh qc shills
Nobody gives a fuck about QC. Stop trying so desperately to 1up a shit game with your shit game. The game has been dead for months
>common shill argument 4: yt, twitch, and reddit don't matter
Name 1 (ONE) game where all 3 of these conditions are true yet the game is still popular. Better yet, it's a well documented fact that you shills and especially James want this to be the next big esport. How is that going to happen when nobody is watching or discussing it? How do you go from telling casuals to GTFO yet at the same time say this game is gonna make it big?
>common shill argument 5: muh pros play it and say it's good
The same way they did with QC? They could give less of a fuck so long as it is something they know how to play 90% already and can make money off of. When the esports scene for this fails, they will leave
Jason Allen
With corona keeping me from work for the next few weeks I'm free to countershill against this game for all the anons that are too lazy to do so.
Henry Clark
>copypasta schizo seething so badly he wants to make sure he can keep venting and makes another thread
Tyler Roberts
Funny how this thread popped in the moment the last one went to a bump limit despite everyone shitting on the game with only 150 unique IPs and no close to no discussion.
How much do you get for shilling these days?
Jaxon Robinson
What are you talking about? This thread is exactly as shilly as every other thread about this abortion of a game we've had for weeks.
Go on, go find the threads. Every OP post will look exactly like this thread's OP post.
Joshua Jones
Thanks Bethesda! Maybe we can hit bump limit again!
Cameron Baker
This is a next level 4d chess move that shills can't conceptualize
>shills think this is a shitpost thread
>but all other threads about this game are exactly like this
so either the guy is pretending to be a shill to show how shilly the other threads were or the actual shills snapped and are going off script.
Jackson Harris
Would be impressive if it wasn't CPM.
Colton Hughes
Why does this mentally ill schizo get triggered so much by a Quake clone?
Josiah Martinez
Stay mad schizo
Grayson Brown
You know that words have meanings, right? You can't just use them whenever you feel like for no reason at all. Oh who am I kidding, you're a CPMAfag, of course you don't know something basic like that.
Ryder Taylor
there's a reason why ql was more popular over cpma lol
Chase Perez
Dude, James literally sucked my dick. He's a fag lol
Adrian Cox
The robutts look really neat in drawings but they look absolutely retarded as 3d models.
Connor Sanchez
looks fun
Caleb King
I've never played an Arena shooter before. Not seriously anyway, just some Timesplitters back in the day. I don't even know if thats an arena shooter.
How easy is it to get into Quake Champions?
Don't even answer me shill, there is a zero percent chance I'm playing this shitheap game.
Joshua Perez
>this is the level they are stooping to now.
Nathan Nguyen
Depends on what you mean by 'get into.' If you mean is it easy to hop in and have a bit of fun? Yeah, pretty easy. Will you be dying a lot while you learn? Yeah. Will you be topping the leaderboard immediately? Probably not. If you don't mind any of that and feel like sticking with it through the rough beginning then you'll have a good time.
Alexander Allen
I'm fine having a cutting my teeth phase and I'm fine not being the worl's bess numbah wahn! I just want something simple but deep at the same time.
Rocket jumping looks fun.
Henry King
Then you'll be fine. You start out with Ranger who is a solid champion, VQ3 movement and reduced rocket jump damage. After that you'll earn shards for free by completing different challenges and leveling up, 10 will buy you new a champion.
Josiah Richardson
So how does everyone feel about the whole BALLS thing? I personally fucking hate it. I could live with it if the game was flawless gameplay-wise but this isn't the case and shooting same looking balls with different coats of paint just isn't really satisfying.
Luke Jones
I like it, feels like kovaaks
Kevin Martin
>implying i wont make threads for games i like that i know will get mostly posts shitting on it just for those few discussion posts
Brother, I like Dark Souls 2.
Luke Adams
I dont like it, they aren't humanoid. Though I havent playrd it yet so how much it bothers me waits to be seen.
Caleb Roberts
they look stupid and nothing like the artist renditions, which do look cool. I expected ball Gurren Lagaans, I got Dr. Robotnik rejects.
Caleb Howard
This fucking autistic seething is amazing.
Jonathan Jackson
You are an idiot. How can you be this dumb? The waiting time you are explaining only happens when jewish devs don't have enough servers.
John Mitchell
and what about failed devs that had to kickstart their game instead of getting a publisher (I assume they all turned them down) and then spending all of it on too many servers and now the game is in a state of shit, even reddit says so, and there is no money to fix it because of all the empty servers?
Ryan Brooks
I don't like em, they don't feel accurate. Instead of spheres they could have made them into dodecahedrons or icosahedrons and be much better and more representative of their actual hitboxes. Instead they tried to reinvent the wheel.
Grayson Fisher
play QCDE instead
youtu.be
Sebastian Richardson
Looks like autistic user found a new game to obsess over.
Brandon Nguyen
I guess that makes Divinity original sin a failed game too because it was kickstarted.
You really are a retard
Lincoln Jenkins
>still no sauce.
And this will be my last post ITT. To the other anons discussing AFPS games that are tolerable and heavily shilled, I'd suggest making a new thread. Don't give this shill or his crack head owner any more attention. Let them drown in their own piss
Matthew Hill
based angry man. gives me a thread to post quake kino.
Justin Gomez
seek help buddy
Angel Sanchez
It is. If you can't get someone whose entire job it is to fund your game you have failed.
Their entire job is funding games, and all of them told James no.
Andrew Gray
and not heavily shilled*
Now this is my last post
Daniel Brown
This is deader than Reflex
Matthew Baker
I didn't care 1st but then realized how to use the customizer. Now they have more soul than the whole industry put together that just rolls out a lootbox legendary skin that you put on your guy's model and you get flaming wings and demon horns. What we still need are capes and mini robot hats, maybe some stetsons, ponchos, wizard hats, cloaks, kettle helmets etc
letting people make their own skins is honestly one of the best decisions I've seen a game dev make, and this is coming from someone who has about 700 unopened lootboxes in overwatch
Camden Stewart
But Epic funded them millions
Lol you are mad
Connor Mitchell
Man this autistic is mad
Gabriel Hughes
ranked duel when?
Eli Bell
>13 posters, 46 posts
I'm thinking autism
Carson Rogers
>ranked
>when all players in the world will be in the top10 always
kek
Landon Reyes
250k and 2 second queue times retard.
Gavin Richardson
>proof: dude trust me.jpg
Jason Bailey
Sorry autistic user
Julian Torres
>sets 4 servers to search
>doesn't show gamemodes
lol
Isaiah Gutierrez
not teh same guy, just some hardcore fps larper that cant cope with reality and thinks anyone enjoying something he cant is a shill
aka typical lonely Yas Forums autist, lashing out and seeking attention with no way out now that he's started, meanwhile, enjoy the nonstop bumplimit threads
Jacob Ortiz
>Doesn't show gamemodes
Based retard
Jordan Stewart
My mistake, I didn't realize he chose 5/7ths of the game modes the game has to offer lol.
Jordan Gray
Daniel Lewis
New thread before this one dies.
Hudson Turner
And yet tf2 takes far longer when I choose more modes.
But it's ok, we know you are braindamaged and everyone is here just to see your mental gymnastics.
Tyler Edwards
who is talking about team fortress 2?
Why are you trying to change the subject from the one being discussed?
It wouldn't have anything to do with the shill doing exactly what the anons were claiming he did in his shill posts would it?
Andrew Edwards
>Refers to himself in the third person
>So stupid he can't understand an argument that BTFO his
John Smith
why not answer the question though? Why try to change the subject to another game?
Don't you want to talk about this game? Unless discussion has moved where you don't want it that is.
Lucas White
>T-The game is dead
>N-No don't bring up that it has more player than tf2
Lol, autistic.
Oliver Harris
not him but it takes me 3sec, maybe 30 if 5 in the morning to find a game
honestly I'd wait longer if it meant getting decent players, I hate they took out matchmaking from wipeout now I'm getting put in random games where there's 1 good player besides me on the enemy team, 3 retards on both teams, instead of 4 evenly matched players on both